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My Half-Assed Power Rankings 11/17/08
by ZonaFlash
on Nov 17, 2008 7:32 AM MST
I had to whip up some power rankings for the blogosphere. Here they are.
Rank
Team
Comments
1
Lakers
Proof the NBA is rigged. Had the Lakers gone 8-0, everyone would have
known it was rigged, so because it was rigged, the lakers had to lose one
so prove it wasn't rigged.
2
Cavaliers
Didn't miss Boozer when whupping Utah this week and winning big
everywhere else.
3
Rockets
Tracy says he doesn't set hard screens. I believe him. Thank goodness
for the Rockets that Rafer Alston is picking up T-Mac's slack.
4
Suns
Window Closed? Barnes, Bell and Shaq want to break the window.
Nash would like to shove it some.
5
Celtics
KG's Slam interview was almost pissy and he's resorting to gimmick D.
Somewhere, a celtics-hating blogger is sabotaging the Celtics with sincere
fact-filled articles entitled "Eddie House: SuperStar"
6
Hawks
Hawks are making the East the Exciting East. Two straight losses to the
Nets is not the way to grieve a close loss to Boston, but so what?
7
Pissons
AI befuddles Boston and the Lakers, continues his ineptitude in the
Valley of the Suns. Yay!
8
Nuggs
Billups is replacing AI's numbers almost exactly,
but with fewer TO's and more steals.
9
Hornets
10
Raptors
Meh.
11
Magic
Meh.
12
Knicks
Mike & the (Mecha-)Knicks don't need a miracle.
They apparently didn't need Nash either to bombard the Griz 132-103 on 19 3-pointers.
13
Balzers
Oden played. He played well.
14
Spurs
Dog days. Mason hot. Where's the rodeo?
15
Griz
Potential. Potential. Iavaroni looking secure.
16
Jazz
1-4 on an East Coast Road Trip. No Williams, AK or Okur? Ouch!
17
Bucks
Meh.
18
Heat
4-1 at home…Where's Shawn Marion's 20/10?? He's 10/8 on the year.
19
Pacers
Meh.
20
76ers
Meh. Should be better than this.
21
Bulls
Meh.
22
Nets
Meh.
23
Rainbo Warriors
Meh.
24
Mavs
Took OT to beat the Knicks, but after 5 straight losses, a George W. is a George W.
25
Bobcats
Already 3 wins in 9 games? Another Larry Brown miracle in the making.
26
Sacto
Fans wish the Maloofs hadn't gambled the franchise.
27
Whiz
DeShawn needs to start another row with LeBron to get fans' minds off the games.
28
Timbapups
Trading KG gonna would drop a 100 year curse on the Twolves,
except Kevin McHale won't live that long.
29
Thunda
"I don't know what's going on," Kevin Durant said.
30
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