| Rank |
Team |
Comments |
| 1 |
Lakers |
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Proof the NBA is rigged. Had the Lakers gone 8-0, everyone would have
known it was rigged, so because it was rigged, the lakers had to lose one
so prove it wasn't rigged.
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| 2 |
Cavaliers |
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Didn't miss Boozer when whupping Utah this week and winning big
everywhere else.
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| 3 |
Rockets |
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Tracy says he doesn't set hard screens. I believe him. Thank goodness
for the Rockets that Rafer Alston is picking up T-Mac's slack.
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| 4 |
Suns |
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Window Closed? Barnes, Bell and Shaq want to break the window.
Nash would like to shove it some.
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| 5 |
Celtics |
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KG's Slam interview was almost pissy and he's resorting to gimmick D.
Somewhere, a celtics-hating blogger is sabotaging the Celtics with sincere
fact-filled articles entitled "Eddie House: SuperStar"
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| 6 |
Hawks |
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Hawks are making the East the Exciting East. Two straight losses to the
Nets is not the way to grieve a close loss to Boston, but so what?
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| 7 |
Pissons |
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AI befuddles Boston and the Lakers, continues his ineptitude in the
Valley of the Suns. Yay!
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| 8 |
Nuggs |
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Billups is replacing AI's numbers almost exactly,
but with fewer TO's and more steals.
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| 9 |
Hornets |
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| 10 |
Raptors |
Meh. |
| 11 |
Magic |
Meh. |
| 12 |
Knicks |
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Mike & the (Mecha-)Knicks don't need a miracle.
They apparently didn't need Nash either to bombard the Griz 132-103 on 19 3-pointers.
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| 13 |
Balzers |
| Oden played. He played well. |
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| 14 |
Spurs |
| Dog days. Mason hot. Where's the rodeo? |
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| 15 |
Griz |
| Potential. Potential. Iavaroni looking secure. |
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| 16 |
Jazz |
| 1-4 on an East Coast Road Trip. No Williams, AK or Okur? Ouch! |
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| 17 |
Bucks |
Meh. |
| 18 |
Heat |
| 4-1 at home…Where's Shawn Marion's 20/10?? He's 10/8 on the year. |
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| 19 |
Pacers |
Meh. |
| 20 |
76ers |
Meh. Should be better than this.
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| 21 |
Bulls |
Meh. |
| 22 |
Nets |
Meh. |
| 23 |
Rainbo Warriors |
Meh. |
| 24 |
Mavs |
| Took OT to beat the Knicks, but after 5 straight losses, a George W. is a George W. |
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| 25 |
Bobcats |
| Already 3 wins in 9 games? Another Larry Brown miracle in the making. |
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| 26 |
Sacto |
| Fans wish the Maloofs hadn't gambled the franchise. |
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| 27 |
Whiz |
| DeShawn needs to start another row with LeBron to get fans' minds off the games. |
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| 28 |
Timbapups |
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Trading KG gonna would drop a 100 year curse on the Twolves,
except Kevin McHale won't live that long.
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| 29 |
Thunda |
| "I don't know what's going on," Kevin Durant said. |
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| 30 |
Clips |
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