My Half-Assed Power Rankings 11/17/08

by ZonaFlash on Nov 17, 2008 7:32 AM MST Comment 3 comments

I had to whip up some power rankings for the blogosphere. Here they are.

Rank

Team

Comments

Lakers

Proof the NBA is rigged. Had the Lakers gone 8-0, everyone would have

known it was rigged, so because it was rigged, the lakers had to lose one

so prove it wasn't rigged.

Cavaliers

Didn't miss Boozer when whupping Utah this week and winning big

everywhere else.

Rockets

Tracy says he doesn't set hard screens. I believe him. Thank goodness

for the Rockets that Rafer Alston is picking up T-Mac's slack.

Suns

Window Closed? Barnes, Bell and Shaq want to break the window.

Nash would like to shove it some.

Celtics

KG's Slam interview was almost pissy and he's resorting to gimmick D.

Somewhere, a celtics-hating blogger is sabotaging the Celtics with sincere

fact-filled articles entitled "Eddie House: SuperStar"

Hawks

Hawks are making the East the Exciting East. Two straight losses to the

Nets is not the way to grieve a close loss to Boston, but so what?

Pissons

AI befuddles Boston and the Lakers, continues his ineptitude in the

Valley of the Suns. Yay!

Nuggs

Billups is replacing AI's numbers almost exactly,

but with fewer TO's and more steals.

Hornets

Better than the Jazz.

Raptors

Meh.

Magic

Meh.

Knicks

Mike & the (Mecha-)Knicks don't need a miracle.

They apparently didn't need Nash either to bombard the Griz 132-103 on 19 3-pointers.

Balzers

Oden played. He played well.

Spurs

Dog days. Mason hot. Where's the rodeo?

Griz

Potential. Potential. Iavaroni looking secure.

Jazz

1-4 on an East Coast Road Trip. No Williams, AK or Okur? Ouch!

Bucks

Meh.

Heat

4-1 at home…Where's Shawn Marion's 20/10?? He's 10/8 on the year.

Pacers

Meh.

76ers

Meh. Should be better than this.

Bulls

Meh.

Nets

Meh.

Rainbo Warriors

Meh.

Mavs

Took OT to beat the Knicks, but after 5 straight losses, a George W. is a George W.

Bobcats

Already 3 wins in 9 games? Another Larry Brown miracle in the making.

Sacto

Fans wish the Maloofs hadn't gambled the franchise.

Whiz

DeShawn needs to start another row with LeBron to get fans' minds off the games.

Timbapups

Trading KG gonna would drop a 100 year curse on the Twolves,

except Kevin McHale won't live that long.

Thunda

"I don't know what's going on," Kevin Durant said.

Clips

Baron Davis is busy shooting the remix video of

the Pointer Sisters' "Jump for my love"

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oh come on

Knicks and Magic ahead of the Blazers? Portland beat Orlando in Orlando less than two weeks ago, and has beat the last two teams (abiet the Bulls and Kings) by a combined score of 63. I guess we’ll have to see how the game goes tonight before we start to demand some respect.
P.S. Batum > Diaw

The pictures kinda small, but Im giving the C's a big thumbs down

by Blazermaniac77 on Nov 22, 2008 5:57 PM MST reply actions 0 recs