Dear Suns Fan, Please Chill

by Seth Pollack on Nov 22, 2008 9:07 AM MST

My friends, we are in for difficult times ahead. We may feel that evil forces are aligned against us and powers greater then ours seek our destruction but together we must unite and embrace the change and hope for victory lest our misery and dispair overwhelm us and we become what we fear most. Clippers fan.

It is only natural to yearn for the past and remember fondly the days of the run and the gun but it is the false promise of those memories that we must overcome.

Remember my friends that we are a planet united in Orange around a new mission. One of defense. And balance.

A mission that no longer can rely on the steady Candadian leadership of one strong but aging warrior.

A mission who's fate can no longer be determined by speed and daring alone.

A mission who's previous tragic destruction broke our collective spirits and sent us time and again weeping into the night.

It is our new mission my friends to be patient. It is our calling to embrace the reality of the old school.

So while your eyes might hurt and your heart might yearn we can not abandon so easily and so swiftly the call of the future. A future rooted so deeply in the glory of the past.

Be patient my friends. Our new journey has just begun.

And please chill the f&*k out.

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Glory of the Past, My Foot

He was a killer.

It’s the frustration on the offensive end. Everything else seems to be working well. There is no “balance” feeding the Big Bloated the ball 20+ times a game. That’s the problem: it is unbalanced toward Shaq.

I liked (nearly loved) the move when I thought he was going to be a defensive lane clogger, someone who could move post players out of the lane, a rebounder and an occassionaly (stress that word) scorer and sometimes a big scorer when he was one. They’ve gone too far.

Mmmmm ... Guinness

by JSun on Nov 22, 2008 10:58 AM MST reply actions

Cathartic Release Denied

I just went to find the Red Firebird/You Must Chill Scene and have learned that the evil forces at Fox have pulled it from YouTube. I’m going to rip someone’s head during the Blazers game.

Mmmmm ... Guinness

by JSun on Nov 22, 2008 11:02 AM MST reply actions

And then Portland came to town to create havoc and

Chaos amongst the locals…..A big if, but if portland does to The Suns, what it did to the 2 shabby little JV teams it just steamrolled. There will be no reigning in the restless mob…

GOOD LUCK TONIGHT, it should be a great game….or a blow out for you guy’s..

either way, Portland will come out a better team becuase of it….

P.S. Watch out for Rudy and Sergio, Airmada From PHX to PDX….thanks a million… (6 to be exact :) )

The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.

by faith on Nov 22, 2008 11:12 AM MST reply actions

suns are gonna beat portland

Just because shaq is gonna see oden and gonna try extra hard to show him up (and then the game after that shaq is gonna bomb for using what energy he had all on that game). That is my prediction.

Shaq:"The kobster, he's an assassin" Answer for who should be mvp.

by ldeep on Nov 22, 2008 11:47 AM MST reply actions

btw - I still hate the Lakers

Blogging Suns Basketball

by Seth Pollack on Nov 22, 2008 5:40 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs

This was a classic line

"Be patient my friends. Our new journey has just begun.

And please chill the f&*k out."

On drowning my daughter before she becomes a teenager (to my son)-"You know how when you want to drown someone, you first tie something heavy to the their foot?" My Son: "Yeah?" Me:"You're the something heavy"

by 92wastheyear on Nov 22, 2008 11:51 AM MST reply actions