Steve Kerr Moron Meter
I am not one to dilly dally with a decision for more then a few days or seasons so to better keep up with the prevailing winds of change I have created a handy tool to help keep score.
I was not a fan of the Marion - Shaq deal and my initial reaction to the latest trade machinations was also less then positive. But I got to thinking that there will be times (like after seeing JSun Richardson play for the first time or when Shaq drops 35 on Bogut's fuzzy head) that I might feel otherwise.
That got me thinking...

Why should I be constrained by my own opinion for all time? What's the point of being a blogger at all if I can't inconsistently fire off my OOTM (Opinion Of The Moment) based purely on the latest bit of game play fresh in my mind?
I am not a lawyer making a case.
I am not a politician worried about flip floppery.
I am no Kelly Dwyer.
I am an idiot with a keyboard and am fully entitled to change my mind however or whenever I want. If you disagree with me grab your keyboard and bring it. That's how we roll on the internets.
Having now duly freed myself from the constraints of consistency I needed a tool to track my daily whims so perhaps at some point in the future I might render final judgment on the matter and all will cower and grovel when the verdict shall be delivered.
Mr. Kerr himself famously declared after The Trade that he would be judged either Moron or Genius based on the results.
Now we have a way to keep score.
Henceforth shall we have the Steve Kerr Moron Meter. It will reside in the left bar of this blog between the ever popular and ego serving @Phoenix Stan Twitter Feed and the Shaq Retirement Clock.
Some days, like the actual day of the most recent trade, I will award Kerr a Moron Point. Other days, like after seeing JRich reverse ally-oop dunk and attack the glass unlike any shooting guard in Phoenix since #44, I will award Kerr a Genius Point.
So shall he start with one point in each column.
You might wonder why this isn't called the Steve Kerr Genius Meter. But if you really have to ask that you've not been hanging around here long enough to understand that my sarcastic mean streak would never allow such a thing. If you want kittens and unicorns you can try ESPN.
Awarding Moron or Genius Points will be a community effort so feel free to make your case but it has to be for a recent event. No backdating of points or we would be here all month trying to sort that out. The game starts NOW.
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thisll be hilarious
but i still think you should incorporate some of past events to originally establish steve kerrs starting point. overall, we have shaq and j-rich for marion, banks, diaw, singletary. we cant just ignore the hiring of porter, the trading of shaq, etc. kerr doesnt deserve a by over the mess last year in my opinion.
by ryansunsfan on Dec 13, 2008 7:50 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Those are the trigger events
the points are awarded rating their results. Which change game to game. Hence the scoring system.
Porter does well (like he did w/ the end of game situation the other night) would earn a Genius point. Dragic doing anything especially craptastic would earn a Moron Point.
You can’t rate Kerr’s decisions without evaluating the outcome (daily). This is all very very scientific and totally thought out.
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by Phoenix Stan on Dec 13, 2008 10:04 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
point taken.
so just for fun, everytime shawn marion hits a game winner, or diaw gets a triple double, lets deduct points from kerr. :)
by ryansunsfan on Dec 14, 2008 5:01 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
kerr=moron
kerr=confused
confused gm=moron
by suminkim on Dec 13, 2008 9:52 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Kerr is a hair-trigger GM
+1 Most GMs these days are too fearful and hesitant to gamble when the status quo is in a state of toxicity and simply heading nowhere. I’d rather have wild gambling Kerr who loves shaking things up and rolling the dice than a guy who’s too bogged down by concerns of job security and has too much inertia as a result.
Anyway, the Shaq trade seemed horrible to me then, but it certainly looks better now. Marion was previously an iron-man who could never get broken, but he’s having back, groin, nose injuries that have sidelined him for tons of games in Miami. The Suns staff probably assessed that Marion’s best days of health and athleticism were behind him, and that Shaq was in better shape than he let on with all his “injuries” and DNPs in Miami. Marion’s game relied too much on his athleticism, and clearly he’s showing the signs in his play in Miami. Additionally, playing with Nash made him look better than he is. Shaq, meanwhile, is playing better than he did in Miami, albeit still substantially below his 20 million price tag. I liked J-Rich for Bell, an explosive and athletic wing scorer versus a disgruntled, egoistic, overrated and overhyped player with no game outside of unguarded threes, but there are issues too. It may have been too heavy a price to pay, giving up Diaw, who was expensive, but essentially our only experienced/talented backup big man. Moreover, we are terribly overloaded at 2 guard right now, and still precariously thin at PG and C.
My overall evaluation of this recent trade would be a +1, only a moron would believe that Bell was worth “a lot” to the team. Monstrous ego, overrated defense, slipping play, little worth on offense, in addition to poor discipline and an utter disregard for loyal, paying fans. I remember some retard backing Bell and questioning how sulking, rebelling against the coach’s system, shoddy play, and toxic attitude are anything but solid evidence that he doesn’t give a f*** about the fans who stood by him through every defensive error and missed fastbreak layup. It was worth getting Richardson, if only to get rid of Bell. Boris Diaw was a double-edged sword, he costs a bomb, but he’s our only experienced/talented backup big man, he has been performing very well this season, but you never know when he becomes a softie/liability again, and ultimately, it was sell while he’s still hot.
I keep wondering if maybe there was some way we could have conned Charlotte into parting with DJ Augustin as well in the deal, I’m quite sure a little bit more effort could have seen it pulled off, Jordan’s the easiest job to be had apart from Isiah Thomas.
by felixthm on Dec 13, 2008 11:14 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
For Some Reason
(on your last point)
Charlotte actually wanted Singletary. Weird, huh? I think I read that in one of Coro’s articles or blogs.
Mmmmm ... Guinness
by JSun on Dec 14, 2008 12:23 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Word is
that they are going to move Felton. I read this yesterday somewhere. Right now they are play DJ A at PG and Felton at the 2. That is a TINY back court. The assumption is that when MJ and Larry B insisted on Sean that means that they are looking to move Felton (who is a solid PG).
Felton is making $4m and seems to be on the last year of his deal. One has to think the Suns discussed trading for him with LB as the main piece. I am guessing Larry B didn’t want any part of Leandro and Bell on this roster together.
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by Phoenix Stan on Dec 14, 2008 8:40 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Bell and Diaw
Were awful today in their debut:
Bell: 2-9 Shooting with 4 points
Doris: 3-10 Shooting with 7 points…
Can you add one point to the genius side of the meter
Thx!
"Basketball doesn't build character. It reveals it"
by PanamaSun on Dec 13, 2008 11:20 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
And yes...
They were in the starting five….
"Basketball doesn't build character. It reveals it"
by PanamaSun on Dec 13, 2008 11:20 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Boris actually would have finished close to a triple double if he played 40 minutes
He did quite well IMO.
Raja on the other hand had a terrible, terrible game.
Steve Nash, the league's MVP, is a longhaired Canadian who spoke out against the war in Iraq and reads The Communist Manifesto. Quentin Richardson declared after a game-winning shot that it "was like Hamlet. It was a suspense thriller, and I killed them at the end." Amare Stoudemire, when asked to comment on a 22-point third quarter against the Kings, said, "I've got a tendency to jump over some guys' heads and throw it down."
by rsavaj on Dec 14, 2008 12:10 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Boris
is the kind of player who will take some time to figure out the system. The great thing about him is how good he is in a scheme but that does take time. He’s not an iso player (although sometimes you can just give him the ball at the elbow and let him go).
Bell of course will probably have some good shooting games but the really question is if Larry Brown can get him playing his brand of D again.
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by Phoenix Stan on Dec 14, 2008 12:23 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's the problem
It seems to be Stan’s Kerr Moron Meter. We’re a collective here. I submit that every question should be put to a poll and then the moron or genius decision made pursuant to the popular vote. This isn’t Russia, is it, Danny … er … Timmy
Clink on the link; hilarity ensues. It’s funny.
Mmmmm ... Guinness
by JSun on Dec 14, 2008 12:01 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
Mainly
I like the acceptance of “JSun” as his new nickname.
Mmmmm ... Guinness
by JSun on Dec 14, 2008 12:07 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
lets hope Jsun stays a sun
one blogger here said he is much more tradeable that boris and raja, but im hoping he lasts
by ryansunsfan on Dec 14, 2008 5:06 AM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Nostradamus
I have a bad feeling this is going to end in the Moronic state……
by dang on Dec 15, 2008 2:32 PM MST reply actions 0 recs
Well it is what it is
but the first point given was for Genius and the Moron Meter is currently in the Green (look left).
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by Phoenix Stan on Dec 15, 2008 2:52 PM MST up reply actions 0 recs
Count of votes
Hey Stan, you should keep a list of why you awarded the moron/genius points in like a link somewhere, it would be fun to read :P
by azmanian_devil on Dec 21, 2008 12:55 AM MST reply actions 0 recs
Great idea!
How’s this?
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