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Blazers 1. Suns 11. Kerr Moron Meter +1.

 

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Before I lay into Kerr for losing this game for us (yes, that is a gross exaggeration but the Moron Meter needs to be feed) let me drop a few nuggets of insight from this game that I wasn't able to share last night due to Cox Internet fail.

HOLY HELL - IS IT THE PLAYOFFS ALREADY!!! I honestly don't care about the loss just to have been able to watch that game. What a blast. It is not often you can enjoy a loss but if you didn't have fun watching that game you need to have your heart beat checked. If you need more proof ask Mrs. Stan who was woken up by screams, shouts and ultimately groans at 11pm last night.

We all knew how awesome Roy was but Suns fans for whatever reason we have managed to avoid his destruction of us. Whether that's due to Bell being inside his head (and shorts) or what, we've finally seen up close and personal what a stone cold killa this kid is.

BUT since we have in fact slowed him with Bell and he DID in fact go off for a career night against Bell's replacement, it is hard in all fairness NOT to count that against Kerr on the Moron Meter. It's only one point folks and I am not saying JRich can't be a good defender. I am not even saying Roy's going off what his fault. But facts is facts.

The Suns shot 57% from the field and 67% from three. And lost! You said you wanted the old Suns back well guess what. You got it. The defensive rotations were (as expected) bad. The 16 to 6 turnovers were worse. 15 to 7 on the offensive glass sucked. And Amare only having two boards in the 2nd half is a mystery.

Still, give the Blazers credit for a) playing their collective asses off and refusing to lose 12 straight b) hitting everything from the end of the 3rd Q on be it an open shot or contested c) running their offense in such a way as to abuse our defensive immobility in the paint aka Shaq d) stepping up the D and closing out the game which for a young team is critical. This was a big step forward for the Blazers. I still think the Suns are the better team right now but the gap closed a lot last night.

Best of all. If you didn't notice. Perhaps you were watching the Blazers fans slap ass with each other. Or maybe you were fixated on Robin Lopez hair or Nick Batum's very very long arms....but the Suns. Had. Fun.

When was the last time you saw our guys have that much fun playing basketball with each other. Slapping hands. Pumping fists. Laughing.

I don't exactly know if the exorcism of the Bell-Diaw Cancer was the cure or if Terry Porter turning the dogs loose to run did it but this is the happiest I have seen a Suns team in two years. If you don't think that bodes well you are on Planet Crack Pipe.

But as I said - the beast needs to be feed. So Kerr gets a Moron Point for Roy going for a career night against JRichardSun AND for the way the Blazers pick and rolled Shaq to death forcing the Suns into a zone which the Blazers promptly shot to pieces. That's two Moron Points btw but he also gets a Genius Point for solving whatever was ailing the Suns achy breaky hearts.

Chemistry has returned to Phoenix. Warning....explosions may result

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are the suns pissed at themselves? should they be?

i dunno if u guys noticed but in the game quotes Shaq sounds PISSED about this loss. He’s goin off about how the suns need to learn how to defend, rebound, not turn it over. According to him, this is the 8th game the suns have given away,

Meanwhile Nash, Porter, and Amare are all taking the stance of (paraphrased) “we played hard but they just got hot on us. We tried everything on Roy and just couldnt stop him. They had a few lucky shots and we missed some key ones down the stretch but mostly its not our fault. as long as we keep up the energy well be okay.”

I think theres truth to both of these sides…while the suns certainly looked good last night on the offense/energy side of things you CANNOT ignore that horrible turnover deficit (chronic problem) and the fact that we were outrebounding the blazers in the first half but got owned (especially offeensively) in the 2nd. I know that shaq’s quotes need to be taken with a (big) grain of salt, but he definitely sounds way more upset about this loss than everyone else. Should the suns be pissed at themselves or patting themselves on the back/tipping their hat? Maybe a little of both?

by yanyanman2 on Dec 19, 2008 11:23 AM MST reply actions   0 recs

Shaq was playing against his padawan so to speak, and one of his mortal enemies.

there’s no love lost between he and pryzbilla, and anytime an old lion goes against the young lion that is suppose to be ripping his heart out, he plays with a lot of focus, and bruising energy…..I like shaq anytime he’s not playing against portland, and seriously questioned whether or not he was going to be able to ….play pheonix ball…. he’s suprising the crap out of me lately, and I hope he serves pheonix well in the future and ya’ll crush Los Angles every time you play them….(forgive my poor gramar skills.)

but yeah, if I were shaq, and playing against oden and pryzbilla, I’d take that game personal. especially in a loss.

The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.

by faith on Dec 19, 2008 11:28 AM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure

I love that Shaq isn’t happy. Its a loss. They shouldn’t be happy. They shouldn’t jump off the bridge or anything but this team has a lot of work to do but they still have time to get there.

by Phoenix Stan on Dec 19, 2008 2:43 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps you were watching the Blazers fans slap ass with eachother.

lol…. rec for the giggles. and kudos for the shot outs to +’s of the portland team.

The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.

by faith on Dec 19, 2008 11:23 AM MST reply actions   0 recs

That game WAS fun

I’m glad I’m a Blazer fan and was there in a suite with 20 drunk screaming friends! Felt sooo good to finally beat your Suns. Much respect to your team though, they are hella good, that was a damn good NBA game!

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by mark twain on Dec 19, 2008 11:27 AM MST reply actions   0 recs

Props

The Blazers got the job done down the stretch and my hat is off to them. I’m not sure if i’ll ever see Roy kick that much ass against the Suns again though.

  See you guys next time.

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Dec 19, 2008 12:18 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Good game....for the most part

As you stated Stan the Suns seems to have that chemestry back. Are the peices fitting together just right? No, not yet, but at least we can see that now the Suns are going out there and having some fun. It’s very nice to see the offense actually looking quite seemless at times. A far cry from the disjointed and confused look we had a couple weeks ago.

As far as the pieces fitting just right, well the Suns need to work on getting those boards if they want everything to come together. I’m dead serious when I say that improving our rebounding is more important than D and good rotations on D by a factor of ten. Seriously, if the Suns can focus on protect the boards on D and going after rebounds on O then this team will ascend to the top 5 in the league. For now though the effort is on and off, let us pray that we can keep the rebound switch in the ON position.

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Dec 19, 2008 12:16 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

They are connected

Poor defensive rotations and blown assignments lead to being out of position for rebounds….but I hear you and I still want to figure out how Amare only had 2 in the 2nd half.

Maybe after picking up his 3rd foul (on a rebound) he became too cautious.

by Phoenix Stan on Dec 19, 2008 1:53 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

Amare

I’d rather see Amare foul out hustling to get a rebound than stay in the game and watch the opponent get offensive rebound after offensive rebound.

by TwinnerA on Dec 19, 2008 2:03 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

I know but

I have found that you really have to look at what happened on each and every play to make any judgement…there’s some many things that lead to rebounding one way or another

by Phoenix Stan on Dec 19, 2008 2:44 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

So this moron meter...

Are you keeping a cumulative score somewhere, or is it a fickle, capricious beast just like us basement dwelling opinion vomiters?

by Mike Lisboa on Dec 19, 2008 3:58 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

Look left

The cumulative score is in the left side bar. Currently at Genius 4. Moron 3.

by Phoenix Stan on Dec 19, 2008 4:29 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

J-Rich & Matt Barnes

couldn’t guard a laundry basket last night! B-Roy is THE REASON

by clinchmobb on Dec 19, 2008 4:05 PM MST reply actions   0 recs

To be fair

that laundry basket was highly touted out of college.

by Azreous on Dec 19, 2008 11:06 PM MST up reply actions   0 recs

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