This is a few days old, but I didn't see anything on it so I thought I'd throw it up here. Via the Yahoo! BDL blog, a post about Tim Duncan's adventures to return some pants. An excerpt:
Saleswoman: Sir, you can’t return these pants.
Duncan: (incredulous) Wha-what do you mean I can’t return them?
Saleswoman: Sir, these pants have obviously been worn a number of times. It looks like you have also used them to paint in…
Duncan: (voice getting higher) What do you mean they’ve been worn?