When I Get Mad ...
I'm known to do things like win championships ...
Failing that, I can always be obscene and petty [Lyrics in the linked video NSFW].
Terry Porter has his hands full.
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JSun
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yup
none to classy on Shaq’s part. Man there must be some real bad blood between him and Kobe. I thought they were over it, guess i was wrong
"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War
Hahahahahaha
Juvenile? Absolutely. Still, he got a whole room to say “Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes”, and that is a sweet sound.
Gah!
Of course JSun beat me to a post on this! Gossip site whore!
And I have to admit I thought this was kind of funny until the horror dawned on me that Shaq is indeed a Sun. Then I became considerably less enamored of the display. In addition to bagging on Kobe, he got cheap shots in there at Patrick Ewing and the homeless, so at least he’s an equal opportunity douchebag. And there’s your Bright Side. Yikes.
It was kinda funny ...
But, he’s on the Suns.
You can’t talk smack when the smackee owned you last season. Now, we’ve got “that guy” on the squad. Just lovely.
Also, why, exactly, does Kobe have that taste in his mouth?
Mmmmm ... Guinness
Here I thought
I wouldn’t have to comment here until next season. Those lyrics were horrible and we all know you would be laughing at him had he not been traded to your team (though him pretty much screwing up one of the best teams to watch can’t give him to much love either).
Shaq:"The kobster, he's an assassin" Answer for who should be mvp.
I'm still optimistic..
You guys can insult me know…I guess I’m a fool.
by the way…”Kobe, tell how my ass tastes” LOL
"Basketball doesn't build character. It reveals it"
the year after this one
you get a huge expiring contract, maybe you guys get lucky and get someone really good (or at the very least get to keep your draft pick for that year if shaq drags you way under).
Shaq:"The kobster, he's an assassin" Answer for who should be mvp.
I'd be laughing with him
If it weren’t for the horrible timing of it all.
If he was still languishing in Miami, it would be funnier. Here’s the pattern: (1) talk smack, (2) lose horribly, then (3) talk more smack. He’d be in a better smack-talking position if he was sunning it up in Miami, not really caring about Numbers 5 and 6, like he kept saying in his presser.
Mmmmm ... Guinness
Frankly
I’m a bit tired of this fued. Sorry you weren’t appreciated enough, Shaq. Sorry you can’t win championships, Kobe. Let’s call it a day, okay?
by RealTangiblesGuy on Jun 23, 2008 10:04 PM MST reply actions
Me too actually
I’ve been bored with that feud for awhile. Though if Kobe does win another ring it’ll be cause of a team effort and not a one man thing (only the Bill Russell and the Michael Jordans can pull that kind of stuff off and even they had great second people).
Shaq:"The kobster, he's an assassin" Answer for who should be mvp.
Are we really so shocked at this?
I don’t know if any of you listen to Jim Rome, but even here in the LA area the Laker flagship station has been playing a sound clip of him (Rome) riffing on Shaq after the Lakers lost game 5 last week, something along the lines of how Shaq was pretty obviously the happiest guy outside the Celtic locker room, doing an imitation of Shaq laughing at Kobe “can you dig it” etc., pretty much a cleaner, non-rap version of what Shaq just busted out with.
I’ll take this as a funny, non-basketball, off-season diversion that continues to rain on Kobe’s parade. And yes, I know that makes me a hater. Just think about how this will add a little more spice to Suns/Laker games next year, and then we can watch Mark Jackson and JVG whip themselves into a frenzy about how ridiculous this all is.
Rant...
At the risk of sound like a clueless, uptight b*tch with a stick up my ass (tell me how my…nevermind), this whole thing is why I have had trouble getting too into the NBA in the past. I love to watch basketball. It’s a great sport…lots of action…fun rivalries…but then we get so distracted away from the sport itself with stuff like this that it stops being so much fun.
I couldn’t care less what pseudo-expletives Shaq used and what personal laundry he chose to air with the divorcing horse…thing…Shaq looked like a trashed buffoon in that little performance, and he did it without the cred of having a championship with his current team to back it up. His current team. The ones watching their rep melt under the Big Sun’s heat.
When the season starts again with Shaq on the court, how many of us are going to look at him without thinking about this little stunt? When the Suns play the Lakers, are we going to be watching Shaq’s and Kobe’s skills, or will we be wondering who will be rapping next in a club near you?
I just want to get into the game!
Sheriff Joe…HA!...I know who he is, and I live 2,000 miles from his ranch.
End rant.
---sunnie





















