Just so they stop torching us.

That’s sad, Stan. The dog dying and also how we are all so bored we’re reaching for corny jokes for a story.

Do you think Dallhauser would make a good power forward? He’s kinda skinny. Maybe we could get Michael Phelps to give Amare a heart transplant. Like I said in another thread, we can talk ad nauseam about the deficiencies of the Suns, but if Stoudemire wakes up one day and gets it, we win the title. No ifs, ands, or buts. We’re talkin 32 ppg, 13 rebs, 5 assists and 37 mpg while leading the league in blocks and steals. I am firmly convinced of that.

Parvo. I thought it was funny. Not that dead pets are funny. But I like Pargo vs. parvo.

If Dragic isn’t ccoming, and he’ll take 2 mil, I say let’s do it. Some have said his PG skills are not any better than Barbosa, but who cares? I can see playing Pargo and LB, along with Grant, Boris, and Amare for some stretches to run some teams down. then put Lopez, Nash and Bell out there for a tough change of pace.

Notice I didn’t include Shaq. I’m so down on him. If I ever see him go 5-16 on free throws and miss 6 point blank layups, I think I’ll tear my hair out.

He died ONCE? So now what’s his name? Lazarus?

If he wants to play for the vet. minimum, sure.

Otherwise, I’m not really that keen on PG-sized SGs who can’t shoot (.390 FG%). To be fair, he is at least a decent defender though.

Dude just went Russian f’real.