...at Amare Stoudemire.

Here's the money quote:

Amare Stoudemire enjoyed a ferocious dunk. It was quite well-done, but the effect was ruined when Stoudemire, smugly gave me a sneer and a jeer.

Few players endear themselves less with me and my mates than this Sun. His manners are as uncouth as his skills are prodigious. And his judgment! In order to prepare for being team captain, Stoudemire consulted the Wikipedia entry on "Leadership." (His research left no stone turned!)

Except of course that this isn't the real Rudy so there's no need to declare war on Spain....yet