Steve Nash facts!

by gadogry on Dec 23, 2009 6:58 AM MST

I really hate myself for not coming up with this 2 weeks earlier (on Steve Nash Internet Day), but if Chuck Norris can have thousands of absurd things being said about him, I think we can do at least no worse with Steve Nash.

So let me start the Steve Nash facts movement. I'll start off with a couple, and I'm sure you guys can come up with much more!

Steve Nash facts:

If you make a 3 pointer and Steve Nash makes a 3 pointer, Steve Nash has more points than you.
Chris Duhon thought of changing his name to Steve because Mike D'Antoni keeps calling him that.
Steve Nash once played MJ 1-on-1 and beat him 11-3. He shot 130% and had 16 assists in that game.
Most people can't see anything with their eyes closed. Steve Nash can see the back of his eyelids.
Many basketball players can do a crossover. Iverson can do a double crossover. Steve Nash can do a k-crossover for every positive integer k.
Steve Nash CAN swim with the sharks.
When people talk about 2012 being the end of the world, they really just mean that Steve Nash is retiring.

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Steve Nash does not dunk

because basketball courts all over the world would collapse in smoldering rubble of apocalyptic aftermath if he so much as touched a single rim. The world is simply not equipped to handle that level of awesomeness.

If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink. But if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a [bleep]ing non-alcoholic. Non-alcoholism is a problem too. And there are symptoms, like when you fall down, does it always hurt?
- Mitch Hedberg, April 9, 2002

by ArithMattic on Dec 23, 2009 8:28 AM MST reply actions