Caption "Contest": Old friends, Shaq and Tucker

by Seth Pollack on Dec 23, 2009 8:49 AM MST in Phoenix Suns: Videos and Photos

Caption "Contest" (with "contest" in quotes because there is no prize)

What do you think Shaq and Tucker talked about?

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Shaq: “Damn Alando, we need a backup 2! Dalonte is going nuts every other day. You should come play for us!”
Alando: “Backup 2? I thought you guys are more desperate for a 5 who can play.”

Grant Hill is totally the next MJ!!

by gadogry on Dec 23, 2009 10:04 AM MST reply actions

Shaq: “LANDO. LANDO. I HOPE YOU PUT SOME BAG BALM ON DOZE NIPS… I PLAN ON JUMPING INTO YO BENCH DURING DA GAME N’ GIVIN’ YOU A SHAQ-SIZE TITTY TWISTER”

Alando: [thinking] ooooohhh hhhaaaaiiill no.

They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...

by Eutychus on Dec 23, 2009 1:31 PM MST reply actions 1 recs

I can believe that Shaq does talk in all caps

Grant Hill is totally the next MJ!!

by gadogry on Dec 23, 2009 6:43 PM MST up reply actions

he actually talks very softly

he’s pretty darn hard to hear given that his mouth is so high above the ground and his decibel level is so low

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by Seth Pollack on Dec 23, 2009 11:25 PM MST up reply actions

Alando: Brrrrr… it’s cold in here.
Shaq: Don’t worry. Once you get out on the floor for a few minutes, you’ll warm up just fine.
Alando: …
Shaq: Right. Maybe you should just get a blanket or something.

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by Mike Lisboa on Dec 24, 2009 8:42 AM MST reply actions