Did the Suns trade the wrong power forward? At least one reality blogger thinks so ...
Have his tastes improved? Or, is there less to fill his palatte in Charlotte? Maybe he's afraid of dating the farmer's underage daughter (everyone always knew he was a smart player)?
Thank the Lord his shirt is on. Is he covering his still-flabby love handles or does he finally have a sense of decency?
Why does he continue to do this? He's got to know.
Maybe he's trying to get a little culture into the N-C (they don't even have a three-letter abbreviation).
Charlotte is a pretty big basketball town -- he's probably a bigger star there than he was in Phoenix. So, perhaps he simply has more opportunities and doesn't have to get the chubbies drunk anymore.