Shaq rides into battle on his new steed(s)

A few weeks ago Shaq came up with a new way to ensure that his place as "The Man" was clear to his mates and in the process has stumbled on a way to extend his career by an additional 2 minutes and 37 seconds.

Here is the full video of the ritual in which Shaq is carried forth and then launched by his underlings team mates and then proceeds to lift Alando Tucker high into the air in move that would make Bryan Boitano jealous.

At last night's game I was able to get close enough with my trusty directional microphone to capture what was really being said: