Suns enter the armpit to play Rockets
I don't often pick on other cities. I've joked about San Antonio before and ribbing LA for being...LA is just one of those things. This time though, is an exception.
Houston has been described as the Armpit of America but until I had a "chance" recently to spend some time there I really didn't fully grasp the concept. Lets just say that calling it flat, smelly and humid (even in January) doesn't do justice to those terms. Houston might be the very last place in this country that I would want to live and that includes the 6 months I spent on summer in rural Alabama.
Unfortunately for the Phoenix Suns their basketball team does not stink nearly as much as the home town.
The Rockets are playing some pretty good ball recently now that T-Mac is out of the picture. They are 10 - 4 over the last month or so and have recently beaten Dallas, Portland and Cleveland (and lost to Chicago).
They are doing it with defense. 4th in opponents eFG% (Suns are 19th) and 7th in points allowed (Suns are 26th).
It will be important for the Suns to bounce back from Wednesday loss in Miami and play better defense. The Rockets aren't scoring a ton of points from their back court which always helps and the Shaq vs Yao match up will hopefully be a wash.
If Barnes and Hill can contain Artest and the various assortment of Dudleys, Amundsons and possibly Swifts and deal with Scola, Hayes and Landry then hopefully Richardson and Barbosa can be the difference makers.
The Suns definitely need this win coming off two losses and with the Spurs and Mavs coming.
For a view from the swamp - check out The Dream Shake. Those guys aren't known for holding back so look for a Shaq like response headed this way soon.
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From America's Wang to America's Armpit
What a roadtrip
I’ve been to Houston a few times — “armpit” is kind.
Mmmmm ... Guinness
I've never been there
but I went to San Antonio as a teenager, and I was far from impressed.
"I can shoot with my left hand, I can shoot with my right hand, I'm amphibious"
How do you figure?
I like Houston much more than San Antonio. Austin is too close to either of them though.
Must Win Game
If they lose, my hope will go down the drain. There’s so much I can take.
"Basketball doesn't build character. It reveals it"
yeah, I stopped in Phoenix once, too
… on my way to someplace better.
I guess I should take solace in the fact that the only way you can insult the Rockets is to call the city the “armpit” (though I thought everyone was in agreement that Newark is the armpit of the U.S.??).
btw, if the Yao/FatAss matchup is a “wash” tonight, that’s really bad for the Rockets.
If I could own hell and Texas, I’d live in hell and rent out Texas…to someone I hate.
Also, I can insult Tracy McGrady. What a slimeball.
Zug be with you.
And also with you.
please do!
Slimeball doesn’t even begin to cover McGrady…
he sold the team out and then asks for special treatment. Ugh.
we’re better off without him, anyway.
No one's insulting the Rockets
Just the City of Houston
Newark is the smelly crotch
Mmmmm ... Guinness
Houston
I’ve only been to Houston once and SA never, and I liked Houston just fine. I’ve heard the weather can be nasty, but it was perfect when I was there. I was there right after 9-11, flew out of Phoenix just a few days after when flights were first allowed in the air. I prefer to keep my hatred and vitriol for teams rather than cities, such as the Spurs, the team any self-respecting Sun fans should hate the most.
I drove through Houston once...
I swore to myself, if my car brokedown or ran out of gas. I would ditch it and just keep going. BTW the swamp thing pic is ab-so-freaking-lutely hilarious.
sorry Dave
I had always heard bad things but until I spent some time down there I gave it the benefit of the doubt. I’ve been to Newark and while it’s not pretty…it is more the kneepit in comparison.
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Houston
the heat and humidity sucks. there isn’t much to do, even for a big city. but the people are nice. that’s about all i can say.
"I think girls are probably just better shooters." - Steve Novak

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