Zebra Shaq..

From the Onion..

Shaq looked great as one of the JabberwokkeeZ, but now it's time for him to bring the law, as one of Stu Jackson's finest. 

Black and White is an elegant look, with the white symbolizing the good and justice the refs are supposed to mete, and the black reminding us that deep down the refs are soulless evil trolls, bent on denying Steve Nash his rightful title.

Actually, having Shaq as a guest ref isn't such a bad idea.  Since David Stern seems intent on transforming the NBA from a noble sporting challenge, into the WWE, with heels and babyfaces, he might as well go the whole way, with guest refs, folding chairs and steel cages. 

I got one more thing to say..   

Nash 3:16, bitches.

Whoooooooo.......