Welcome Ben Wallace!

by ZonaFlash on Jun 26, 2009 12:06 AM MDT

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lol well done

Steve Nash, the league's MVP, is a longhaired Canadian who spoke out against the war in Iraq and reads The Communist Manifesto. Quentin Richardson declared after a game-winning shot that it "was like Hamlet. It was a suspense thriller, and I killed them at the end." Amare Stoudemire, when asked to comment on a 22-point third quarter against the Kings, said, "I've got a tendency to jump over some guys' heads and throw it down."

by rsavaj on Jun 26, 2009 12:43 AM MDT reply actions

It’s kind of funny but then again I think this has some racist overtones.

Not calling anyone racist, but does Ben talk like that, or are we assuming he "want to “knoes.”

Maybe I’m reading it wrong and in that case ignore my comment.

by RD74 on Jun 26, 2009 11:54 AM MDT up reply actions

I was very careful about that - this is a lolcats type pic, and the caption is lolcats speak.

However, the actual statements attributed to Ben Wallace are grammatically and spelling correct, even if less humorous. The only exception is the "don’t Bron luv me no mo" line, just to fit it in one line and because we all say it like that.

I have every expectation that Ben Wallace can out grammar and out write me.

Who are these guys again?

by ZonaFlash on Jun 26, 2009 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions