Phoenix - It's a Dry Heat.

Florida - I really wish they'd change their name to “Humidity” so fans or residents could say “it's not the heat that's so bad. It's the Humidity.” Think about the irony of the Heat beating the Suns. It's all too existential.

Yes, to look on the bright side is to appreciate that two extremely talented friends can take over a team, a city, some spotlight – together – and still say it's all for the love of the game. Some are jealous, some suspicious, and some will simply roll their eyes. Every now and then they look to the vets for some direction. But Grant Hill just shakes his head.

Sigh.

In the meantime there is CAPS LOCK. In the meantime there are those of us who've actually said “rec” out loud at work while we're definitely supposed to be doing something else. In the meantime, Wil goes crazy. 2NASHTY comes through with a comment straight out of little brother/black sheep land. People are straight up growing mustaches.

Stay thirsty, my friends. We are...the most interesting team in the world.