So around the time the Suns where making the Spurs look like Easter Island monoliths, I decided to do something I thought I'd never ever...EVER! do. I started blogging. There are many reasons why I've never thought this was in the realm of possibilities but the main reason was...Drum Roll Please...I CAN'T SPELL!!!!! further more I've never learned to type. Furtherer morer I think proper grammar is for sissies. But everyone was having so much fun sharing their opinions, crack'n wise and just general poo flinging. I thought to myself...I have opinions...I crack wise...I fling poo!!! I want to play too. So I followed my life long philosophy and said fuck it I'm doing it. My typos and misspellings are atrocious and I know this. When I turn on the spelling and grammar check, my documents look like it's Christmas. At least twice per paragraph I spend fifteen minutes just trying to get close enough on a word for spell check to guess what I'm trying to write (superfluous took longer). However, part of the problem is not me it's the English language (I blame keify). Really, it makes no damn sense! Especially the vowels. Even the word vowel has a superfluous vowel in it. A bird of prey that hunts at night is an owl, if I add a vee sound in front of it, I should be good right?...Hell no we have to wedge an e in there. OK, a bird of prey that hunts at night is an owl so if I now add a B in front of it what do I get? A Bow-ELL. Some how adding B in front of O W L turns a W sound into an H sound. Will the Cardinals ever return to the Super Bowel? That's as likely as them changing their mascot to an Owel. Pat, I'd like to buy a Vowl. how does this make sense?
If there is anything I have a harder time with then vowels, it's consonants. Why are letters randomly tacked on to shitt? and how do you no when to addd them? Why do we allow these sand bagging letters to exist. If you work with someone who does precisely squat and ads nothing to the company, do you say that person is a silent employee? No you call him worthless (or Sun Godd). All and all this is a really inefficient language. Here's an exercise, they're there and their. Swap these words out with each other when you talk and see if anyone notices. Then try we're were and where. Rite, write and right. Know one will ever notice.
Thank you for trying to read my post and all my comments, if you can't understand something I've written ask harmoor somehow he usually knows what I'm trying to say