We don't have whole, well-rounded players [except for Siler :) ]. We have a player who can rebound decently, but couldn't make a basket if the hoop were 2 foot tall and he was straddling it. He'd end up clapping his hands together and the ball would squirt out sideways (22%? 22?!? 22?!? And we not talking about from wayyyyy out at the free throw line! We're talking 1 footers and layups!! We're talking melt-in-your-mouth alley oops inches from the basket that just hang there and only need the lightest of contact to nudge them through the net. 22?!?!? Look in the dictionary under Epic Fail and see Earl Barron's offense.
We also have a player who can launch from the elbow and rocket through the lane and and tomahawk it down like anybody's favorite late-last season goggle-wearing thunder-dunker, posterizer. Even his missed dunk last night ricocheted so high that it came back down with 'GE 300 watt' burned in the ball's pebbles. But on defense? A swinging gate. A matador. A flailing turnstile. A butt so skinny he would have a hard time boxing out a flag pole. Not that he would attempt to box out. Just spin and look for the ball, waiting for it to bounce off the floor and then go get it, like some kind of labrador retriever.
SO... what we need to do is petition the League for a new position-- Designated Rebounder! EB could stay on the (so-called) defensive end of the court, and Hak would have to stay on the other half!
OR we could Dragonball morph the two players into one-- creating some kind of WarBarron (Baron von War?) that could play BOTH offense and defense!! By combining both players, PHX would maybe have someone who is 78% of an NBA PF/C!!
Pretty obvious, don't ya think?...