Trade Machine Gone Wild!!
by SteveNash, QuantumPhysicist on Dec 20, 2010 1:37 PM MST
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The ESPN Trade Machine has been hit so hard by BrightSiders looking to repackage Vince Carter, or to shuffle Gortat off for Josh Smith or some PF, that the Machine has started spitting out lineups of its own!!! It's been randomly reassigning players all around the League!!
It's created teams like these:
The All-Anglers Team--
Derek FISHER, Brandon BASS, John SALMONS, Aaron BROOKS, and Marcus BANKS-- all on the NETS, coached by Doc RIVERS
The All-Color Team--
Michael REDD, Jeff GREEN, Aaron GRAY, Shannon BROWN, and Terrico WHITE.
The All-Diner Team--
Kendrck PERKINS, Daequon COOK, Channing FRYE, Eddie CURRY, and OJ MAYO.
The All-Baseball Team--
Tony BATTIE, Shane BATTIER, Renaldo BALKMAN, Bill WALKER, and Tiago SPLITTER.
The All-Iowa farm club--
Jordan FARMAR, Matt BARNES, Chuck HAYES, Landry FIELDS, and Garret SILER.
The All-Floral Team--
Derrick ROSE, James POSEY, Royal IVEY, DaJuan SUMMERS, and Austin DAYE.
The All-First Name Last Name Team--
Dwight HOWARD, Brandon ROY, Xavier HENRY, Kenyon MARTIN, and Ray ALLEN.
AND The All-Batman Sounds Team--
Chris BOSH, Leon POWE, Luol DENG, Nicolas BATUM, and Jason KAPONO.
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Anthony Tolliver says "Get that weak stuff outta here!"
EXTEND JASON RICHARDSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Disappointing post.
When I read the title, I was hoping to see the trade machine naked.
Oh well. Rec’d.
You can get with this, or you can get Gortat.
by RMason on Dec 20, 2010 2:15 PM MST reply actions 4 recs
awesome
wasnt OJ Mayo’s nickname last year Grocery List??
NYC Suns Fan!!!
by DustinAe on Dec 20, 2010 2:23 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
Hahaha rec.
This is awesome.
"Yes the game threads have more mood swings than a coked up pregnant woman but you have to admit, it’s always a fun ride." - NashMV3
Haha, love it. Especially the Batman sounds. Only one I didnt understand. What does Perkins have to do with food?
by BringBackBarkley17 on Dec 20, 2010 2:36 PM MST reply actions
It’s a restaurant.
Founding member of the Remember Chucky Brown Society.
"You know, what do we have to lose? Why not root for us?...For us, it's just going out there and having fun and balling." - Channing Frye
Thanks. Never heard of it. Don’t think we have any in CA.
by BringBackBarkley17 on Dec 20, 2010 4:29 PM MST up reply actions
Rec'd.
You’re a cunning linguist, Steve Nash, QP.
"Grant's time machine is hard work. He's just a class player."
~Steve Nash
by East Bay Ray on Dec 20, 2010 3:01 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
i don't know about that...
but i did make some clever Italian pasta for dinner, so maybe you could call me a cunning linguinist…
by SteveNash, QuantumPhysicist on Dec 20, 2010 7:28 PM MST up reply actions 2 recs
Too bad...
The trade machine won’t let you complete any deals with VC since he can’t be moved until Feb 18th. I really wanted to see how many ways I could get Hollinger to say we’d be another 2 or 3 wins worse.
Very creative! Rec'd.
What about the “My Name Is Earl” team? Earl Barron, Earl Clark,Earl Boykins, Earl Watson, and Earl (J.R.) Smith III. How about the “Friday the 13th” team? Jason Kidd, Jason Terry, Jason Thompson, Jason Kapono, and Jason Maxiell. They might be scary good.
by Stanley B on Dec 20, 2010 11:16 PM MST reply actions 1 recs
You put Jason Kapono over Jason Richardson?
"Yes the game threads have more mood swings than a coked up pregnant woman but you have to admit, it’s always a fun ride." - NashMV3
Dude you so totally know that
if I’d put J-Rich on there someone would be crying or saying something like that. His omission was me trying NOT to rub salt in a GAPING WOUND. Believe me I know he is better, just tring to be considerate. :-)
Alright, I can understand that.
Although everyone seems to be content with the trade and have no problem with J-Rich not being on the team. It’s not the same, but we all learn to cope.
"Yes the game threads have more mood swings than a coked up pregnant woman but you have to admit, it’s always a fun ride." - NashMV3
I love this..
Like always Thanks BSOTS for the laughs..
P.S
I finally learned to Rec!
"My name is Shawn Spencer and this is my partner, Radio Star, though I'm afraid your video may kill him."
by Aztiramtempe on Dec 21, 2010 8:45 PM MST reply actions 3 recs
every time you rec
an angel gets their wings
happy holidays everyone.
by 2NASHTY on Dec 22, 2010 12:05 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Unless you rec Scott Howard's posts.
In which case a puppy dies.
Anthony Tolliver says "Get that weak stuff outta here!"
Good luck in Orlando J-Rich.
Get your head right Aaron. We need you.
and Scott Howards Response....
Fuck Puppies
happy holidays everyone.
by 2NASHTY on Dec 22, 2010 6:08 PM MST up reply actions 3 recs
A part of me just died right now.
"Yes the game threads have more mood swings than a coked up pregnant woman but you have to admit, it’s always a fun ride." - NashMV3
That is a gross exaggeration, Omaha.
The truth is, if a comment by Scott Howard is rec’d, somewhere an elephant farts.
That’s all, no big deal.
You can get with this, or you can get Gortat.
by RMason on Dec 23, 2010 1:24 PM MST up reply actions 4 recs
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