The ESPN Trade Machine has been hit so hard by BrightSiders looking to repackage Vince Carter, or to shuffle Gortat off for Josh Smith or some PF, that the Machine has started spitting out lineups of its own!!! It's been randomly reassigning players all around the League!!
It's created teams like these:
The All-Anglers Team--
Derek FISHER, Brandon BASS, John SALMONS, Aaron BROOKS, and Marcus BANKS-- all on the NETS, coached by Doc RIVERS
The All-Color Team--
Michael REDD, Jeff GREEN, Aaron GRAY, Shannon BROWN, and Terrico WHITE.
The All-Diner Team--
Kendrck PERKINS, Daequon COOK, Channing FRYE, Eddie CURRY, and OJ MAYO.
The All-Baseball Team--
Tony BATTIE, Shane BATTIER, Renaldo BALKMAN, Bill WALKER, and Tiago SPLITTER.
The All-Iowa farm club--
Jordan FARMAR, Matt BARNES, Chuck HAYES, Landry FIELDS, and Garret SILER.
The All-Floral Team--
Derrick ROSE, James POSEY, Royal IVEY, DaJuan SUMMERS, and Austin DAYE.
The All-First Name Last Name Team--
Dwight HOWARD, Brandon ROY, Xavier HENRY, Kenyon MARTIN, and Ray ALLEN.
AND The All-Batman Sounds Team--
Chris BOSH, Leon POWE, Luol DENG, Nicolas BATUM, and Jason KAPONO.