- Phoenix gets: Marcus Camby
- Portland gets: G. Wallace, D. Diop, DJ Augustin
- Charlotte gets: Andre Miller, Josh Childress, H. Warrick, and a PHX(ORL) 1st Round pick.
I don't feel like explaining the reasoning, because 450 comments from now no one will remember or care.
This is my second twice-a-week stupid trade idea by the way...