Phoenix Suns Daily Links: Where This Series Can't End Soon Enough
Rabid Blazers fans and my ill-conceived baiting them aside, I've really be surprised by the way Portland has handled this series. Canzano might be the poster-boy for whining, but he's not the only Oregon media member asking Blazers and coaches about "Amare's elbows" or the Suns "dirty play" on a daily basis.
And of course there's Nate McMillan himself who felt the need to a) ask the league to review Amare's bump on Batum, b) talk openly about how his team needed to both be physical and impede the Suns from moving freely, while c) at the same time asking that the referee's control the Suns' physical play.
But who really cares about Portland and their issues? What this series has shown us is that the Suns are much more prepared for the playoffs than just a few years ago. In 2007, it was Amare calling the Spurs dirty and it was the Suns fans and media complaining about the rough stuff.
Now the tables are turned and it is your "soft, finesse" Suns team being called an unlikeable bunch and that's without The Enforcer in uniform. Personally, I love it and want more of it. I just wish Robin was around the next time Juwan Howard slaps down on Amare's face twice in one play. Maybe Channing can step into those shoes again and see if he can't get his second career ejection in one season.
[Note by Seth Pollack, 04/28/10 2:16 PM MST ]
We interrupt this tirade to bring this breaking relevent news
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We've been waiting for a long time for a Suns team that was mentally and physically tough enough to win in the playoffs and, by the rebounding differential (Suns) and free throw advantage (Blazers), we are clearly seeing which team is winning what part of the battle.
This is the Suns series to lose and getting it done in Game 6 would send a clear message just how tough the Suns really are. If being "unlikeable" is what that takes, then sign me up.
Canzano: Trail Blazers are down to their last chance, and don't bet against them | OregonLive.com
So yeah, there was Martell Webster, his team down 23 points in the fourth quarter, jumping for an offensive rebound and ended up flipped in the air by Phoenix's Leandro Barbosa and dumped on his head. If ever a single basketball play was iconic of a season, there it was. Webster got up.
(...and wanted to bitch about it to LB who was doing his job and blocking him out when Martell jumped up and backwards over Barbosa)
The Suns aren't a likable bunch. They talk trash. They act tough. Center Amare Stoudemire fashions himself the baddest dude in a series that could be titled, "No Country for Old Men."
On Monday, Portland gathered the 4,000 tickets it had available for Game 6, put them on sale to the public, and closed up shop 15 minutes later. Meanwhile, the Phoenix fans show up late to games, leave early, and didn't bother to sell out Game 5.
(...true enough. It does suck that the Suns didn't sell out on the same night as another pro team was having a playoff game, but I can't blame people leaving early from a blowout. Nor did Suns fans boo their team after getting down, which happened in Game 3)
Which is only to say, I'm not sure they can understand why you'd still believe the Blazers can force a Game 7. They're not like you. When it comes to dreams, you own. And they rent.
(...Hang on to those dreams!)
One thing I am sure of, should we end up facing the Spurs again we won't be hearing Popovich or Ginobili complaining about how tough the Suns are. But we can always dream...
More Links
Okay Portland, Now Your Insanity Has Crossed The Line | SB Nation
A few days after that Portland article posted—where I literally couldn't have slobbered over their fans and that franchise any more—I wrote about the first weekend of the NBA playoffs.
First comment was from a Portland fan: No thoughts on Blazers. Typical. Write 'em off and then say nothing when we win.
Or... Say nothing because I'd just spent 1,500 words on the Blazers a few days prior? And keep in mind, this is how nearly all of Portland fans think. Perpetually disrespected, those plucky Portland Trail Blazers are. For shame! It's the most biased fanbase in the league. And while it's pretty cool to see fans that care that much about basketball, it's worth noting that they're often full of crap.
Seth Pollack wants NO Blazer Fans on Bright Side of the Sun | BlazersEdge
He is a complete and total moron who doesn't deserve to breath the same air as Blazers fans who's civil rights he's violated in such a disgusting manner. True colors come out.
Seriously though, I should have handled this better and been more tactful and polite to our guests. Not all Blazers fans are the equivalent of the obnoxious few who should have been quietly banned instead of publicly baited.
I need to do better with that.
Respect due: How the Suns' bench turned Game 5 around | Ball Don't Lie - NBA Blog - Yahoo! Sports
And with Roy at less than 100 percent and Portland's season on the line come Thursday night, you've got imagine that Blazers head coach Nate McMillan's somewhat less than thrilled to know that, when everything's clicking, Phoenix can effect a full line-change without missing a stride.
Blazers Put Future At Risk Playing Brandon Roy | Eric Freeman - The Baseline - Sporting News
Portland is at a crossroads, with team architect Kevin Pritchard quite likely heading out the door this summer and one-time franchise linchpin Greg Oden on the shelf with injuries and almost certain to start next season on the bench. Roy is one of the few people in the organization who looks stable right now, and the response to that is not to put him at risk to further injury in the hopes that the team can win a playoff series.
Create-a-caption: This is what happens when geezers play hoops | Ball Don't Lie - NBA Blog - Yahoo! Sports
I see your Amare elbow bump and raise you a Miller flying foot
The Denver Nuggets Don't Really Run Plays | SB Nation
The Denver Nuggets don't exactly have a reputation of being a well-organized team. This much is obvious. But little did we know that their actual strategy is to be, in interim coach Adrian Dantley's words, "random." In other words, they prefer not to run elaborate plays. I guess it works for them, because they finished third in the league in offensive efficiency, but it's not exactly a ringing endorsement of coaching in this league.
Phoenix Suns guard Goran Dragic pushes the pace
Reserve guard Goran Dragic's stat line did not dazzle, but he gave the Suns what they needed.
Phoenix Suns may be reversing their playoff curse
Basketball gods finally smiling on Planet Orange?
SLAM ONLINE | " Suns/Blazers Game 5 Recap
After the Phoenix Suns were sent into the ropes at the start of Game 5 by 10 straight successful possessions from the Portland Trail Blazers, the Suns turned a 14-point deficit halfway through the first quarter into an 18-point advantage by the end of the third quarter and a 107-88 win to take a 3-2 lead in the series as it heads back to Portland.
And finally, I am going to share this email I received. Mostly because it is hilarious that someone put this much time into telling me what a fool I am. As if I didn't already know that?
See if you can read this entire e-mail.
I say this in the subject because this e-mail is basically about how colossal of a bitch you are. Do you need some vagisil for your pussy? Are the diapers chaffing you? I mean, have you ever used the internet before, Grandma? There are these things called trolls, they aren't the kind that eat goats and live under bridges, they come onto comment forums and instigate conflict. All blogs, particularly sports blogs, have them. Usually you will disagree with what they say. Sometimes there are trolls in real life. Your own Amare Stoudamire is one of them. He bangs his chest, pulls cheap shots and tries to instigate conflict. Now, you probably love this because you want to kiss the guy on the lips. Not so much for opposing fans. If you moderate a site or blog it's going to come with the territory. Say your team makes it to the second round of the playoffs and has to play Utah? You think Utah fans are going to be more well behaved than Blazer fans? God forbid your team makes it the finals and plays someone like Cleveland or Boston. Oh Boston fans. If you react this way to Blazer fans, I'd write a will if you face Boston. Their unique blend of belligerence, grand standing and tradition steeped in championships and alcohol will leave you speechless.
I know how fun it must be to ban people from your site. To play god like all those hours couped up in your room balancing budgets in Sim City only to bring your town to its knees with an unexpected volcano or alien invasion. Maybe it's extra satisfying because you're able to place the faces of all those who have wronged you onto the users you ban. A cathartic exorcism of all the endured swirlies, wedgies and nurples that, judging by your picture, I'm sure you have suffered through.I've seen too many Blazer fans try to be diplomatic with bright side. Trying to apologize for a couple of knuckleheads that crossed the line with their efforts only falling on deaf ears. I'm clearly not trying to be a diplomat here. I'm here to call you out on being an overly sensitive, world-class douche bag whose life outside being a blog monitor has to rival even the most rancid of campground outhouses. Sure, you may have gotten this far and be able to write this off as trolling and that I don't know what I'm talking about, but I seriously hope when you lay down to go to bed this e-mail swirls through your head. That you consider, for a moment, that I'm not talking about just basketball. That I'm talking about you, as a person, being a complete knob. That I'm worried the people you are around will absorb your dickish nature. Or God forbid you have, or will have, kids and they grow up to be horrendous buttholes just like their Dad.Yours always and forever -XXXXX (redacted to protect the innocent)P.S. It's time to shave off that ridiculous Spaniard goatee and fading widows peak, the dream is dead.
No, my friend, the dream is not dead. My goatee grows with every playoff win and my widows peak stands proud as a memorial to our fallen brothers in arms.
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Sick.of.the.Blazers.
My guess is that the person typing it is not American because they used the term ‘knob’.
Seth, don’t ever regret your decision to request a hate-fest. A lot of people understood what to do with it. It’s just that some didn’t.
P.S. Seth: I love you.
Lou Amundson can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Why? Because he's Lou f*cking Amundson, that's why.
by keify34 on Apr 28, 2010 3:02 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
stepping out on Scott?
I don’t roll that way
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 3:08 PM MDT up reply actions
Scott....how can I put this?..Scott doesn't wash 'down there'...so yes, I'm stepping out on Scott.
Lou Amundson can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Why? Because he's Lou f*cking Amundson, that's why.
Why are we airing dirty laundry like this...?
We supposed to keep this stuff private…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Wow.
Getting ditched for the filthy goatee’d Spaniard? This is certainly a low point.
I’m getting awfully tired of Seth violating the Bill of Rights on this blog.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 28, 2010 4:44 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
Ha ha!!! U all r soo funny!
Bro-mance is in the air…
by Aztiramtempe on Apr 28, 2010 6:49 PM MDT via mobile up reply actions
rec'd for hilarity
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
It wasn't me
Just in case you were wondering.
P.S. I hate you.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 28, 2010 3:31 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
I know it wasn't you.
Yours would have been some passive-aggressive nonsense instead. The kind of stuff I’d expect Phil Jackson to spout.
P.S. I hate you more and more every day.
Lou Amundson can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. Why? Because he's Lou f*cking Amundson, that's why.
My writing is better than that
And I’ve tried hating you, and it doesn’t work. I’ll continue to do my best, but I’m not getting anywhere.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:07 AM MDT up reply actions
JScot?
Not me. I suspect that I may actually know him in real life, but we aren’t the same person. I’m honoured to have been mistaken for him, though.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 1:00 AM MDT up reply actions
hope the suns can wrap this up
i agree with your 2nd comment. some of the blazers fans haven’t been as retarded as others. maybe seth should have typed at a 3rd grade level to make it easy for those that are, well, mildy ra- tarded
jarron collins doesn't tea bag the blazers, he potato sacks them
Just because the Suns are more physical than the Blazers
doesn’t mean they are a physical team. Also Channing is too broke to afford another ejection.
We've taken a collection up for him under the overpass...
It’s amazing what you get with a cardboard sign, nowadays…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Actually his blog traffic affords him sufficient for his needs thank you.
Best blog in basketball…. besides BSotS… from a player i mean…
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
2 things:
First, Mr. Redacted has mistaken “couped” for cooped, and as I can surmise from my monitor, his eyes are too filled with red-red rage to notice spellcheck’s attempt to dissuade him.
Second, you’re in his head man!
well
one thing I will NEVER do is bash another man’s spelling. There are some lines I don’t cross.
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 3:13 PM MDT up reply actions
if only
the gun toting, bile spewing, baby eating grammar nazis of the world could take a page out of your book..
*Hangs head in shame*
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 28, 2010 10:52 PM MDT up reply actions
LOL at that email
seriously LOL. I know he/she wanted to hurt your feelings or make you feel guilty but I can’t stop laughing.
Steve Nash plays D!!
Actually my feelings are hurt...
Somebody would actually resort to calling somebody a “knob”
That’s just too deep for me…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
I can't stop worrying about
Seth’s children becoming buttholes… that sounds horrible.
Please say it ain’t so Seth
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
Wow
I’m speechless. That e-mail was stupid.
I can’t wait for the Suns to win this series already.
"Basketball doesn't build character. It reveals it"
by PanamaSun on Apr 28, 2010 3:16 PM MDT reply actions 1 recs
weak sauce. If there's no death threat, it's not even communication
btw, we get to say vagisil here?
VAGASIL
Yes, I'm a Troll
by The True Anonymous Coward on Apr 28, 2010 3:34 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
I didn't even know that Seth's diaper was chafing...
Mine’s does that sometimes, too
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Now I feel like
going to BlazersEdge and start a poll that asks how they think Game 6 will turn out, with the options “Suns win by 20”, “Suns win by 30”, “Suns win by 40” and “Blazers lose by 50.”
Seriously Seth, for the Portland guy who asked for your address to send you beer, you should just give him/her DStern’s office’s address.
Grant Hill is totally the next MJ!!
by gadogry on Apr 28, 2010 3:21 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
You won't get any votes if you do
I wouldn’t mind seeing that poll go up, though. It would be pretty funny to see the reaction.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 28, 2010 3:33 PM MDT up reply actions
I'd have to say Jscot wouldn't be happy..
He’d really call for the link to BSOTS to be removed then…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
No, he would take it in good fun
So long as the fanpost made it clear that it was intended as a joke, most people over there would.
As for asking for the link to be removed, when the site manager says that he doesn’t want Blazer fans over here, then it is logical to remove the link. I know that Seth has clarified since then, but at that point all that we knew was that all Blazer fans had been requested to go away. I still don’t get why jscot was banned, though.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:17 AM MDT up reply actions
Hi Jscot...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
I'm not Jscot...
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 9:06 AM MDT up reply actions
That would be REALLY fun
but… I don’t think the discussion that follows will facilitate any intellectual advances of mankind.
We should also cut the Blazers fans some slack. They’ll be miserable enough when they have to adopt another team in a few days.
Grant Hill is totally the next MJ!!
You could vote in this poll instead
http://www.blazersedge.com/2010/4/28/1449419/the-general-attitude
Don’t worry if it doesn’t “facilitate any intellectual advances of mankind.” The same could be said for a lot of the posts over there. The worst that would happen is that you would get banned.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:21 AM MDT up reply actions
Wow
That e-mail drips with intelligence and the thinking of an analytical mind. The guy who sent that e-mail is the real knob. Let’s just have the Suns win this series so we can move on to bigger and better things.
Oh and Seth…keep doing what you do.
I actually had more fun
with an email exchange with a guy that was banned who said that the Constitution afforded him the free speech right to post here….
For those who aren’t clear on that btw, it doesn’t.
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions 2 recs
Seth...you are just a meanie...
I am so ashamed…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
that guy could have a blossoming career as a sports blogger.
such talent waiting for fame!
Yes, I'm a Troll
by The True Anonymous Coward on Apr 28, 2010 3:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Are you sure it's not Canzano?
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
canzano
is a muppet. Even trailblazer fan’s think he’s ridiculous, if I recall, after reading that article yesterday, there were several blazer fans on there telling him how ridiculous and sappy that piece was.
This is the part I like
Because that was Roy being peeled off the floor in the fourth quarter by his teammates with Suns fans who don’t know the story of this season telling each other, “That’s the guy with the bad knee; nine days after surgery he shouldn’t be out there.”
How stupid can a guy really be? Even the Round Mound of Donuts had a moment of clarity shine through his haze during a telecast and told everyone it was a bad idea.
And, at this point, Roy detracts from the team. He had as many fouls and turnovers (5) in the last game as points (5).
I don’t know what is more disheartening to a basketball fan (not a particular team’s fan): Is it 1) watching him labor up and down the court while the Suns break easily into transition and loaf back on defense? or 2) watching him try to break down his defender on the dribble or fight though a double team without calling a timeout?
It really is just sad. Inspiring if Portland wins the first round without him and then he helps get to the conference finals. Sad to watch him try so damned hard right now without getting any results on the court.
Mmmmm ... Guinness
"Round Mound of donuts?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
You would have to be the biggest homer
To not say Roy is hurting the team when he is out there. Its like he aged 20 years.
And Canzano is the biggest shit pail out there. His human interest stories cause me to curse the human condition. Even his mom hates him.
I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU WITH ROBERT SWIFT!!!
by My Name is Bryce on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM MDT up reply actions
I don't think he's hurting his team compared to those who were starting in front of him, that is Fernandez
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Apr 28, 2010 4:25 PM MDT up reply actions
true story
though at least fernandez has the POtential to have a big game, given the circumstances I don’t think roy could score even if he got the minutes to do so.
doesn't really have the potential. Doesn't have the skills
he reminds me alot of some of the Suns auxillaries (Frye, Dudley). They can’t do much but shoot from the perimeter, and shoot well when the team is out ahead, but not so much when the game is close
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Apr 28, 2010 4:31 PM MDT up reply actions
he's shown that he's extremely streaky,
I don’t watch him much but didn’t this guy used to rattle off 5 or 6 three pointers without batting an eye?
But he can't get himself open and can't create with the ball
a real handicap
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Apr 28, 2010 4:34 PM MDT up reply actions
Yes
He’s been very inconsistent this year. Towards the end of the season he had a really hot streak, if he got the ball at the three point line, then you almost expected the bucket. Now he’s hit a pretty bad slump. I don’t know all the reasons, but from reading his blog posts, he sounds pretty lonely. He also had back surgery about halfway through the season, and I would guess that it is still affecting him, mentally at least. Like I said, I don’t know all the reasons, but I hope he can sort it out over the summer.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:25 AM MDT up reply actions
Thou dost speak unjustly...
Dudz got mad defensive game…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
by Daryl Ray on Apr 28, 2010 4:32 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know about that
Roy hit two big shots in the fourth in Game 4 and I would NOT be surprised if he’s much more effective in Game 6.
In fact, I would be shocked if he’s not. Dude is a competitor and with Rudy struggling so bad, he’s an upgrade for sure.
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 4:40 PM MDT up reply actions
He's a tough guy and a tough competitor
He can still spread the floor and hit spot-up jumpers and swing the ball and do a lot of things that a lot of other players cannot do.
But … more than that?
Mmmmm ... Guinness
well
we’ve not yet seen more than that yet but with another couple of days off and knowing that guy’s will and drive I would be shocked if he doesn’t find a way to do more
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 4:59 PM MDT up reply actions
yep I think he gets 20
but the problem for Portland is that Martell Webster disappears, and Bayless gets less minutes and Miller gets fewer drives to the hole.
Portland still only scores 90, but Roy will have 20 of them
Twitter: @dahking
Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.
that's what I am thinking
I almost want a less effective Roy on the floor than Bayless or Miller getting those minutes.
Miller still can’t play well w/ Roy b/c they both need the ball. Their most dangerous back court has been Miller and Bayless together.
But, I think Roy will find a way to play well. Hopefully, it won’t matter
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 5:26 PM MDT up reply actions
Miller and Roy can play together
Maybe not as well as Miller and Bayless, but one advantage to having Roy out there is that it is harder to double Aldridge. It makes things a little easier for everyone else when you can’t hide Nash on Rudy.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:29 AM MDT up reply actions
Well at least I've proven the Blazer fans don't even like Canzano...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
If you don't thik the Blazers are better off with Roy you aren't watching the games...
Basketball is not all about raw athleticism.
Dammit this is why Blazer fan is loathed here
Either agree with the post and comment or hold your peace. Dont get in stupid debates.
Do make self deprecating jokes. Always
I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU WITH ROBERT SWIFT!!!
by My Name is Bryce on Apr 28, 2010 4:33 PM MDT up reply actions
What?
No one is saying that basketball is about “raw athleticism” but I’m talking about a semblance of athleticism so as to allow someone to have enough ability to be on the same court with the best athletes on the planet. Yeah, if it was about “raw athleticism” Shawn Kemp would have 12 rings.
Noboby can contribute more than Roy?
Dante Cunninghum had 11 pts on 3-5 shooting with 2 boards and 2 steals.
Martell Webster had five points, more rebounds (1 more) and noe more assist (1 total).
Mmmmm ... Guinness
Dante is a combo forward...
I would like to see more Webster though. Also Gentry seems to agree with me seeing as though he has been doubling Roy a lot. As long as Roy is commanding a double team he is going to facilitate in the offense. I agree he is having trouble getting his shot off at times but he still makes the team better in his current state. I guess guess I should have said you haven’t been watching the games but I do disagree with your assessment.
well in terms of +/- they have been better with him OFF the court
plus his ability facilitating right now is questionable at best ( 1 assist in two games)
by dontTradeAaronNelson! on Apr 28, 2010 4:57 PM MDT up reply actions
he has never been high in assists...
if the NBA counted them like they do in Hokey he would be up there. Also plus/minus is a very suspect stat when used in a small sample size. A lot of that was because the Blazer jumped out early which was more because of hot shooting from them and cold shooting from the Suns.
your SN reminds me of a scrotum
I can’t even pay attention anymore to what you write… I just fall into this awkward trance where I stare at it and twitch.
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
thanks a lot Eutychus
now I’m in the same boat. dammit…
Twitter: @dahking
Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.
There's a reason Roy's been "commanding" double teams
He’s a relatively easy target who still wants to make the plays but cannot (right now).
Mmmmm ... Guinness
Do me a favor
keep track of every time Roy gets double-teamed and record the outcome
Mmmmm ... Guinness
I see what you're saying
Roy is a good player and makes a difference. But he’s definitely not 100%, and if not is he considerably better than Webster and Bayless (whose mins he takes, after the first 10-15 that were Rudy’s)?
Twitter: @dahking
Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.
Blazer fans call him "Clownzano"
Or at least most of them do.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:22 AM MDT up reply actions
Are the Suns really that tough
Or are the Blazers seriously that soft?
~ How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!~
by My Name is Bryce on Apr 28, 2010 4:11 PM MDT reply actions
They gave LaMarcus Aldridge
A 60 mil extension to shoot turnaround jumpers.
I’d like to say the Suns are that tough, but the Blazers are really, really soft.
"The Nash abides."
I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.
It's good to know he's out there, The Nash, taking 'er easy for all us sinners.
Wea've been there...
There is a grieving period, but you will get through this…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
The Boris Diaw era?
I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU WITH ROBERT SWIFT!!!
by My Name is Bryce on Apr 28, 2010 4:35 PM MDT up reply actions
Those are fighting words right there...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
I loathed... still loath Boris
sorry Seth I know he’s your guy.
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
Mine too
But I’m rather disappointed with his performance this season. After Jackson came to the team dude was completely lost. He’s a versatile Power Forward and a terrible Small Forward. Oh, Boris…how I miss thee.
Steve Nash, the league's MVP, is a longhaired Canadian who spoke out against the war in Iraq and reads The Communist Manifesto. Quentin Richardson declared after a game-winning shot that it "was like Hamlet. It was a suspense thriller, and I killed them at the end." Amare Stoudemire, when asked to comment on a 22-point third quarter against the Kings, said, "I've got a tendency to jump over some guys' heads and throw it down."
"Fading Widow's Peak"
REDUNDANT
If Seth’s hair wasn’t fading, it would not be a widow’s peak.
Take it from me, I got a 6 inch curvature on mine.
"The Nash abides."
I don't know about you, but I take comfort in that.
It's good to know he's out there, The Nash, taking 'er easy for all us sinners.
I sobbed for a month then I had to shave it off...
I had two patches of hair over my ears and a fractured horshoe…
BOZO THE CLOWN AIN"T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!!!!
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
First off, can we please all get over this police action between BE and BSotS?
This whole thing is really just starting to irritate me and turn me off of reading the comments on this site, which I normally love. I know I’m just one lurker and you all can just tell me to STFU, but please… let’s move on.
In other more uplifting news, seeing that “breaking news” bulletin on RoLo just made my day. I’m psyched that, assuming we avoid/win a game 7 in this series, we’ll be able to get back our favorite Muppet-haired glass shattering post enforcer for a Round 2 matchup with either the Spurs or Mavs. I had sort of resigned myself to thinking that we were just going to get continued vague “he is progressing” responses from the team, but to hear that he’s cleared to resume basketball activity… totally my day.
Thanks for that update Seth.
Educated Basketball Fan, Totally Uneducated Baseball Fan.
Royals Record: 7-11; Royals record when I watch the game: 1-1
by Genesius on Apr 28, 2010 4:23 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
I was waiting for that.
Nicely done Ceek.
Educated Basketball Fan, Totally Uneducated Baseball Fan.
Royals Record: 7-11; Royals record when I watch the game: 1-1
Being a Royals fan keeps me from panicking when the Suns don't do what's expected of them.
After all, they aren’t the Royals, right?
Educated Basketball Fan, Totally Uneducated Baseball Fan.
Royals Record: 7-11; Royals record when I watch the game: 1-1
We're surprised you aren't on suicide watch...
Might as well take the Pirates and finish yourself off…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
The email was stupid
but reprinting it… Why do that? You gave the writer an audience they did not already have.
Moderators will set you free
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
we are just not to bright over here...
We like to have fun a lot more than common sense would dictate…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
The thesis of today's story
was “I can’t wait for this series to be over”. The email provided evidential support to that idea.
Besides, it was hilarious and we are here to entertain. Sometimes that comes at the expense of those who provide content for our enjoyment.
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 4:58 PM MDT up reply actions
it WAS hilarious
Twitter: @dahking
Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.
my point was that the email posted supports the impression
that you’re vindictive, petty and arbitrary. You’re right – that’s funny
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Apr 28, 2010 10:22 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's why we love him so...
Anybody that can take be al that and still like Boris Diaw as to be loved…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Because there are currently over 550 comments on a post about how horrible Mr. Pollack is
On Blazersedge. That is seriously sad and pathetic. Congrats Suns bloggers; you really shit in their granola
I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU WITH ROBERT SWIFT!!!
by My Name is Bryce on Apr 28, 2010 5:08 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
A little sugar will cover up the taste...
They’ll never know what they have been eating…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
550 comments isn’t a whole lot for BEdge bro.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
But yet we pund you guys on numbers for game threads. We can all see where your priorities are.
by Suns Fan For Life on Apr 28, 2010 6:31 PM MDT up reply actions
Hmm? Whatchoo mean?
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
Here we go
Game 3 BSOTS 1148 BEDGE 0
Game 4 BSOTS 812 BEDGE 822
Game 5 BSOTS 1137 BEDGE 0
Total BSOTS 3097 BEDGE 822
Similar to the score of Game 2
by Suns Fan For Life on Apr 28, 2010 6:40 PM MDT up reply actions
Are you talking about Game Day thread numbers? I don’t wanna argue bout this but we hide all of our GDT’s here.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
You attempted to pown,
but then got powned yourself.
Better luck next time.
3rd down... chainsaw noise please.
Fair enough. You have beter game threads and we have the better team. I'll take that any day.
by Suns Fan For Life on Apr 28, 2010 8:39 PM MDT up reply actions
It is so nice to see you all touche each other...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Chill Bro
The series ain’t over yet.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
THat;s funny I though we just won game 6 to take the series 4-2...
Somebody has been jacking me around!!!!
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
no...it buds and forms four other BEDGE posters,,,
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
we forgot to tell you that they convert to Nets fans later in life..
Didn’t really want to break it to you like that…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
You are correct, sir!
People from New Jersey are absolutely no different than my crotch-rash.
I’m just kidding, by crotch-rash is way less greasy.
Haha.
You said Jacking.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
Sad but it's true..
Hard but it’s fair…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
In all reality, I still think we've got a pretty good shot at winning the series.
I mean. C’mon. Its not even close to being improbable if the Blazers pull their heads out of their own asses.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
by fajunga on Apr 28, 2010 8:54 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
Especially Nate.
I think the blazers will step onto their home court angry tommorow.
3rd down... chainsaw noise please.
All they gotta do is focus…focus…..focus……focus…………….
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
Coach Nate
hasn’t shown me he’s made adjustments during the course of the series to win two games in a row
Steve Nash plays D!!
Coach Nate is very conservative. He often waits too long to make the right adjustments.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
the basic game plan has made sense
Take away the Suns top two weapons (Nash and Amare) and make the other guys beat you. The other guys have stepped up for the most part b/c this Suns team has the talent.
The surprise has been the rebounding which I didn’t realize was so closely related to the Suns fast pace and the switching the Blazers do as part of their strategy until Gentry talked about it after Game 5.
Of course, it makes a ton of sense when he explained it.
The only other option Nate has is to play the Suns straight up. Not zone up the lane and not switch the pick and rolls. If he does that, Nash and Amare will tear the defense apart.
On the other end, the Blazers offense is too reliant on outside shooting.
If both teams were fully healthy, this series would be a toss up for sure. Oden in theory is better than Robin but Lopez in 23 games put up very impressive numbers including only 2.4 fouls per game vs 4 for Oden.
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 9:16 PM MDT up reply actions
What really frustrates blazer fans
Is Odens fouls per game should be 5 or 6…
Nate consistently benches him when he picks up early fouls. Let the kid learn to play with fouls, and let him learn how to not pick up fouls. I don’t think he’s fouled out of a single game yet.
3rd down... chainsaw noise please.
I’m pretty sure that the Blazers have done better this series when they’ve played the Suns straight up on defense. Suns are playing too well for us to hope to stop them by doubling in the halfcourt. I’d like to see some traps and fullcourt pressure thrown in there every once in a while so we can take advantage of our considerable length, but thats just not Nate. This is very annoying.
I dunno what it is about rebounding but LaMarcus never ever does well against the Suns. I think its cause we use him as an extra defender for the pick-and-roll most of the time but I haven’t really watched for this. As for the rest of them, our froncourt guys sans the injured Joel, Greg, and finally the non-injured Martell are all pretty skinny for their position so it makes it fairly difficult to box out in general. Camby is a band-aid for this but if he’s gonna get the Joey Crawford treatment, we’re going to be at a major loss in that department. Nate then compounds the problem by getting all nervous and hiding him on the bench. Same problem with Greg/Joel.
Offensively, our guys have settled into a terrible groove. We depend on a healthy Roy to collapse the defense too much. Nate, for some reason, has also gone away from a lot of his flex sets that he used last year to get our best scorers in scoring position. I dunno whats up with that. Maybe we’ve gone away from it because we acquired Dre? Not sure.
Oden… Needs to be healthy. He was absolutely beasting for the few weeks before he got injured. I’m pretty convinced that his two season ending injuries were unrelated in most every way, shape, and form. This year was just a broken kneecap on the previously uninjured knee. Historically, most atheletes who have come back from that have gone on to have productive careers.
I think that we’ll have a legitimate shot at the NBA finals next year if everyone is healthy. Of course, a lot can happen but we’re looking pretty good right now if we don’t have the horrible luck we’ve had so far.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
by fajunga on Apr 28, 2010 9:41 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree with Oden beasting.
However, he was beasting at the expense of the team. Now, I don’t know what a healthy Oden would do with Nate not being all “I’m the coach, I make the rules” when it came to Andre vs. Blake starting. But all I can say is, from an outsiders perspective, it looked like when Oden would play well, the Blazers offense and overall game plan suffered.
I wish we could see him healthy, though. It seems like even he’s afraid of his own knees…which is sad. He’s got far too much potential to not say, “You know what, eff my knees. They’ve broken and collapsed and everything else you can imagine, but this surgery is the last one for me.” Can’t keep playing at the NBA level while having that doubt in the back of your mind that your knees may give out at any minute.
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 28, 2010 11:22 PM MDT up reply actions
He was beasting at the expense of the team. I’m not too concerned about it though cause it was a completely brand new experience for the entire team and we needed time to integrate him as an actual contributing factor into our lineup.
I’m not too worried about his mood either. He’s a melancholy dude but having all of those expectations fall through is tough on a kid. We shouldn’t have so much drama at the beginning of next season. Things were getting better and should continue to get better!
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
Agreed.
Even with this “hatefest” going on, I still like the Blazers. Too many players that are hard to really dislike.
Andre Miller? Hasn’t missed a game in…eh, I don’t know how many games. Model of consistency.
Brandon Roy? He’s a natural. Not crazy athletic or flashy, but overall just a solid, solid player.
I will say, though, that I don’t like Bayless that much. He didn’t help his case by going to UofA though. Pendergraph takes my love, there.
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 29, 2010 12:08 AM MDT up reply actions
Thanks
We’ve got a bunch of Secondary Suns fans over on Blazersedge too. I like the team over most but i’ll admit to being a big Duncan and Spurs fan as well. So yeah. I kinda rooted for you guys to lose a lot.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
If this isn’t a bannable offense, I don’t know what is :)
Banzai!
by Suns' Sensei on Apr 29, 2010 12:44 AM MDT up reply actions
This world needs more love...
I’m sending him some flowers tongiht…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Talking about our coach on their site
This is exactly why Suns fans and Seth “the mouth of the south” Pollack don’t want us here.
Tread lightly.
I think a Lazy Basterd would have a problem being equated with Ericka Dampier...
Nevertheless, The Mav’s length , especially when Haywood, Nowitzki, Marion & Butler oare on the court will definitely cause us problems…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Replying to Brian32 above...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
I'll say this about Portland Fans vs Phoenix fans
Portland fans are so proud of themselves for selling out a home playoff game, which is understandable since their team rarely gets into the playoffs. But the explanation for your passionate fan base, Blazers fans, is easy. You only have one professional team. Your city isn’t big enough to deserve a NFL or MLB team.
We are a major Metropolitan city. Not only that, but the majority of our residents are transplants from other cities, who already have their teams they support. And most of them are football fans. Plus, all the seats are bought up by old geezer republicans who could care less about passion. It pisses passionate fans off too.
Don’t question the fanhood of people on this site tho. Anyone who comes to this blog is a true die hard Suns fan. And Portland, you can blow us.
Let the fools have their tartar sauce!
by Funky Flapsack on Apr 28, 2010 5:32 PM MDT reply actions 2 recs
rec
a lot of people from Phoenix also go to Cardinal and D-Backs games like you said. Our MLB team won a championship Portland, did yours? Oh..wait.
R U ORNG?
I know that
Obviously you didn’t get it. I was acting like a Blazer homer “WE HAVE 1 CHAMPIONSHIP YOU DONT!” :)
R U ORNG?
We have a Gorilla and the goofy Sol group and you don't...stop hating'!!!!
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
And I would trade
Blaze the Trail Cat for your Gorilla in a heartbeat. I’d even throw in a couple second round draft picks and the rights to one of our euro players.
Rarely get into the playoffs?
The Blazers had a bad run for a couple years, but check your history. The Blazers hold the modern-era record with 21 straight appearances, and have been to the playoffs only 2 less times than the Suns (and coincidentally are 2 years younger than the Suns as a franchise). So no blow for you.
No blow for you...? We aren't allowed to talk about drugs on here...
Not any that we’d care to talk about anyway…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
wait, that's not true
we are allowed to talk about drugs here
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 6:07 PM MDT up reply actions
That changes everything...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
LOL, I guess
I got a pop-up message that said I would be banned if I used profanity. I saw Seth using it all over the place so I figured it was accepted.
It's not like we always use profanity
It might seem a lot to Bedgers who don’t use it at all
Steve Nash plays D!!
Wow...
Blazersedge = Blog about the Blazers!
Bright Side of the Sun = Blog about Blazer fans and Blazersedge!
And still, every other story is aimed at the Blazers fan base. If you generate some content that isn’t directed at Blazer fans or just flat out whining about us, you will be much more successful in ridding your site of us. .
I’m not even trying to insult you, here, but your main story of the day is obviously the fruit of hours of work scouring the internet looking for “proof” that Blazer fans suck. You guys are seriously going to whine about whining?? Your “story” reads like a long winded troll rant, beckoning more of the vitriol that you despise enough to ban people from your site.
Now ban ME, homers. I probably won’t even notice. Have fun writing about us!
After one play today, Bayless walked to the sideline, picked up the garbage bucket that collects the extra basketball balls and then slammed it down forcefully while shouting. For no particular reason. - Ben
What about your 500+ comments about hating our beloved bog leader. Oh! and posting every possible video of questionable calls. And blips of article about same calls. And, and, and........
by Suns Fan For Life on Apr 28, 2010 5:44 PM MDT up reply actions
He's a BOG leader???
That explains everything!
Sorry, can’t help myself sometimes…
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:39 AM MDT up reply actions
Exactly zero of those 500+ are mine...
… and you sum up the problem quite nicely, dealing with a fanbase instead of an individual.
Also, I’m not going to play the whole “dig through old fanposts and look for whining about the officials” game with you. Suffice it to say that the whole nation has hard your pleas for justice in your series’ against San Antonio. We are all hypocrites, depending on what side of the officiating coin we land on at any given time. There HAVE been some terrible, momentum changing calls in this series that have gone against the Blazers. You don’t see that because you don’t WANT to, and that’s fine. Try to remember what it’s like though… And that’s my first and last post about the officiating in the series.
After one play today, Bayless walked to the sideline, picked up the garbage bucket that collects the extra basketball balls and then slammed it down forcefully while shouting. For no particular reason. - Ben
Wasn't the Penguin a character from "Batman?"
Didn’t he walk around like Oliver Milleron crack? Or was that Mini Me…?
I am so confused…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Oliver Miller's team just won the PBL
I am also pretty sure he recently went into the stands to fight w/ some bloggers fans. Or he might of just been hungry. Not sure
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 5:49 PM MDT up reply actions
Did the fan he attacked have a foot long coney dog?
I’ll put my money on that…
The odds go up incrementally if it had cheese on it…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Money must suck for the Big O if he's still playing at 40.
That sucks.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 28, 2010 5:57 PM MDT up reply actions
I wonder if he's lost any weight...We need a picture for posterity...
Nobody better put a picture of “Fat Albert” up here…Would do my boy Albert a disservice….
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
This picture looks relatively recent
http://www.eurobasket.com/AcPhotos_Players/Miller_Oliver.jpg
Searched the Lawton Fort Sill Cavalry website and didn’t see much
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 28, 2010 6:15 PM MDT up reply actions
lol
I thought that was a photoshop joke but no, that’s really him isn’t it
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 6:17 PM MDT up reply actions
Good Lord...
How much MPG does that thing get???
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
15 MPG in the PBL this year (8 games)
http://www.usbasket.com/player.asp?Cntry=USA&PlayerID=21530&AmNotSure=1
The Suns should bring him in with Robin out.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 28, 2010 6:19 PM MDT up reply actions
Minutes per game?
I really don’t think he could possible get as high as 15 miles per gallon…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
MPG = Meatloafs per game
I’m telling you if I had lived anywhere near Lawton OK this year I’d have been down there for a game.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 28, 2010 6:23 PM MDT up reply actions
I go TDY all over...
I’ll make a special request for Fort Sill just for this one…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
No, you have it wrong
Bright Side of the Sun = Blog about the Suns and the playoff series and 2 threads bit about Blazers fans
Blazersedge = Blog about the Blazers and Seth Pollack, bad officiating, Amare Stoudemire elbows, and Suns fans being jerks
In you’re “Seth Pollack does NOT want Blazers fans at Bright Side of the Sun” many fans said “If I see Seth in real life I’m going to punch him”, “Suns Fans sux”, “Suns are just jealous that we sell out our arena”, “Look at the immigration law in Arizona(A cheap shot)”, “Let’s get SBNation to fire Seth”…. Really…..You have fun writing about our mods, Arizona, and all the above.
R U ORNG?
by Suns R Us on Apr 28, 2010 5:45 PM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
They are so just wound up over there...I think it's that Borg mentality
Now that he is away from the collective, hope he hangs around and convert to a smart aleci Suns fans…There is always room for one more…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Whoa...
The “If I see Seth in real life I’m going to punch him” was a joke, not intended seriously at all, and very few people are taking it seriously.
“Suns fans sux?” I don’t recall seeing that one. It’s possible I just missed it, though.
The immigration law in Arizona, are you referring to the satire of the news article? Once again, that was all in fun, not serious.
Let’s get SBNation to fire Seth? Another joke.
That thread is kind of the Blazersedge equivalent of the “hate” thread Seth posted. Most of the serious comments are of the “what on earth is going on?” variety.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:44 AM MDT up reply actions
I say ban BlazersEdge...
What kind of benefit to society can this group provide when it misspells “suck?”
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
lol
Misspellings drive me crazy too.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions
you were always a good speller
jscot
by CamelbackRdBarber on Apr 29, 2010 2:07 PM MDT up reply actions
Were you talking to me?
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 2:09 PM MDT up reply actions
I'm not jscot....
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 2:13 PM MDT up reply actions
You sir are a fine example of why I am proud to be banned from BEdge
Never mind the fact that there is a piss fest with over 500 comments of how wronged and persecuted the Blazer fan base is. I miss when the nose up their asshole Blazer fans would boast of Kevin Pritchard’s “Pritchslaps” of the NBA especially the Suns. But you know whats funny? While the Blazers used those draft picks of Euro trash like Rudy and Serio, the Suns used the millions to build their organization, like maybe a competant training staff.
I have yet to find a Suns fan that went to BEdge to flame you fanboys but boy the reverse is true.
I'LL BITCH SLAP YOU WITH ROBERT SWIFT!!!
by My Name is Bryce on Apr 28, 2010 5:47 PM MDT up reply actions
Lol. You are pretty funny dude. I bet you got banned for being racist or something.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
I want him banned for misspelling "competent"
Missing the apostrophe on “what’s” doesn’t help his cause either…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
I’m pretty sure theres a spot in internet hell for that.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
He might have to wait a while...ZonaFlash is hoggin all the space there...
He is a potty mouth…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
There's plenty of room down there for everyone!
Actually not much… But turning people into sardines is sorta the theme
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
I hate sardines...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
They are pretty gross.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
I wil say this
b/c you make a great point….
I find it very amusing to see how angry people are to get banned from a site they hate so much. Probably, I should let it go but sometime it’s fun to tweak the nose of the bully. And there’s a lot of arrogant Blazers fans out there who think they own the internet.
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 8:06 PM MDT up reply actions
Who's the bully?
“Methinks the lady doth protest too much”
Bullies are usually the ones in control of the situation, the ones in power.
You run your own SBN Nation blog, Seth. The Blazers fans who’s noses you are tweaking belong to people who probably live in their parents basement, get radiation burns on their retinas from over-exposure to computer monitors, and leave cheeto dust on their genitalia.
I find this whole drama to be as entertaining as you, however I have you cast as the bully, not the other way around.
Seth is such a bad boy....
His mother warned us about him…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
I get what he's doing
It’s like he’s the manager for a WWE heel. Baiting, inciting, and riling up the retardedest of sports fans with incendiary fightin’ words and then, just as quickly, playing the role of victim and acting surprised when his actions do exactly what they were meant to do.
Bravo, sir! Bobby “the brain” Heenan ain’t got nothin’ on you!
I liked "Jimmy the Weasel"
“What you gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?”
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
...is what you do...
It’s better in “C-Flat…”
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Nah...
The comment was observation, I am not pissed.
I enjoyed the first few days of this rivalry, when the mood over here was, “hey, let’s get rowdy, and not love each other so much”…
The mood changed when both fanbases started getting butt-hurt, yours about the perception that all of us think that Amare’s elbows and Joey-freaking-Crawford are winning the series for you. and ours at the fact that you guys resent those statements so much as to call us whiners and ban us. Every NBA team has a contingent of fans with a chip on their shoulder, who believe the games are rigged, and yours is definitely no exception. Problem is, it rains through April up here, and conspiracy theorists spend a lot of time on the internet, hence the strong web presence.
Your site rocks. Much more active than most SBN sites. The flame war blows, though.
After one play today, Bayless walked to the sideline, picked up the garbage bucket that collects the extra basketball balls and then slammed it down forcefully while shouting. For no particular reason. - Ben
Is this whole blog
about the Blazers too? I just linked to this story off of Google, didn’t notice it was BSoTS until I got here….. and then I had to check again, because every word on the blog is about the Blazers. Obsessed much?
I delcare a state of Blazermania!
by BlazerFann4Life on Apr 28, 2010 6:14 PM MDT reply actions
Obsession..! You are my obsession...!
I used to sing that a lot better when I was a teen…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
This is an Oliver Miller blog
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 28, 2010 6:17 PM MDT up reply actions
THe question I have is..
How does he keep his shrt tucked in with all that???
Unless he keeps it weight down with a secret stash of Whopper Juniors….
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
that was cold
You’re saying Oliver Miller is so fat that eating many Whopper Juniors would lower his weight.
The truth shall make you free...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
I never want to hear the words
“Oliver Miller” and “bulge” in the same sentence.
The mental picture is haunting…
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 28, 2010 11:33 PM MDT up reply actions
A Golden Corral manager's worst nightmare...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Surely you always did when he ate played for the Suns.
by 8472species on Apr 29, 2010 10:18 AM MDT up reply actions
Is this really necessary, especially throwing scatological phrases at Blazers fans? Personally, I’m here only to read news and commentary about my team and possibly the other team. I don’t care about other fans and anything they say enough to fight with them. Even if they were Lakers fans who put down their phones long enough to invade BSOS.
Lakers fans use the phones a lot, I suppose?
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 28, 2010 11:34 PM MDT up reply actions
Evidently. They were seen texting the 2008 finals away while their team got humiliated.
by 8472species on Apr 29, 2010 10:19 AM MDT up reply actions
This is just basketball. It’s just a hobby and for some a job as well. It’s ok to have a lot of passion for it, but there is always a limit. Writing a hate email to a sports blogger is going beyond those limits. I participate in Sports smack talk threads all the time. They’re fun and my friends and I know not to take anything seriously. This is just fun and games. You can brag about all the championships your team has won and that’s fine( I will too when the Suns win), but not in a “were better than you because of that” type of way; just in a joking way. If your serious when you say it that’s when things get a little ridiculous( again, going beyond those limits). This is just basketball; no need to get offended or try and offend other people.
I'm offended...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Be honest ...you were a bad body on BEDGE, weren't you...
Seth,, he needs a spanking!!!!
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
lol no
I try to be as respectful as possible but somebody said something like Seth came in here and called us babies and disrespected us or something like that. And I said he said it on BSoTS not on BEdge. Then he said OK I would like to see Seth call 15 or so Blazer fans babies at a Suns game and let’s see what happens to him. I refused to answer him…
Steve Nash plays D!!
I know you are shaken after all that...
Relax for a while…ZonaFlash is here…he will pick up your slack…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
I doubt it was for defending Seth
Especially since Dave himself was defending Seth.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:47 AM MDT up reply actions
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
This we all can agree on...
Love you fajunga!!!
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
I think that everybody everywhere can David Stern eats small children.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
*agree that David Stern eats small children.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
That is shocking....!
Didn’t his doctor put him on a restricted diet….?
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
At least the cash is going to Charity
I’m seriously sick of Stern fining anybody who crosses him though.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
Seriously.
This is who David Stern reminds me of:

(Just watched V for Vendetta last night, hence the reference.)
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 28, 2010 11:39 PM MDT up reply actions
True story....
Seth has been working 24/7 to reintroduce polio and small pox to the society at large.
What a dick.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
He wants to take school lunches away from children, deprive the elderly of Medcare, and poison all the food, water and air. Help!
Don't forget he want's to drill off-shore...
Wh have Mussolini as our moderator…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Drill baby, drill!
You don’t need no stinking oceans!
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 6:40 PM MDT up reply actions
Further proof of his blatant disregard for all that's holy...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Don't forget about one of his worst offenses.....
He instituted bag fees on planes. Hates it when they fly free.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 28, 2010 6:41 PM MDT up reply actions
BURN HIM AS A STEAK!!! FROM DONOVANS!!!!
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
:) Come on—Al McCoy already says enough about that place.
by 8472species on Apr 29, 2010 10:20 AM MDT up reply actions
lmao
Steve Nash, the league's MVP, is a longhaired Canadian who spoke out against the war in Iraq and reads The Communist Manifesto. Quentin Richardson declared after a game-winning shot that it "was like Hamlet. It was a suspense thriller, and I killed them at the end." Amare Stoudemire, when asked to comment on a 22-point third quarter against the Kings, said, "I've got a tendency to jump over some guys' heads and throw it down."
But I've really crossed somebody's line
According to this guy who is really this guy
Dan Harbison, Director of Interactive Marketing and Media at Portland Trail Blazers
I have really bad taste in shoes. Now, that’s crossing a line. I mean the facial hair thing I can take b/c it’s kind of a silly playoff beard and I will ALWAY defend decision to tuck my shirt into my cords, but the shoes? Don’t go after the shoes.
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
Seth after all that...
Your’e not thinking of uh… umm…drastic measures…are you?
I know the dark side is enticing,,,
We’d hate to see you in some penny loafers…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live...
at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… MY SHOES!!!!
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 7:33 PM MDT up reply actions 4 recs
Die with your shoes on!!!
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
You can rag on a a lot of things concerning a man...
His car, his house his job, his dog, even his girl…
But when you talk about shoes , you cross the threshold of pissed off…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
May God have mercy on your soul...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
It never ceases to amaze me
How ugly some Crocs can look. Seriously…just terrible.
That said, I think the Crocband Flip doesn’t look bad on their site.
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 28, 2010 11:43 PM MDT up reply actions
WTH? BAN BAN BAN!!!
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
Correction.
My fashion obsessed stalker wasn’t Dan, it was Casey. This guy:
http://www.iamatrailblazersfan.com/BroadcasterProfile/BroadcasterBlog/tabid/188/BroadcasterID/4/Default.aspx
I recognize him. He sat one seat away from me during Game 5. I didn’t notice him checking me out so much though. I guess I wasn’t paying enough attention to the dude to my left.
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 9:05 PM MDT up reply actions
HE HE...he was checking you out...
Are you going to continue leading him on like this or will you stop for the sanctity of your marriage…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
I think you might be wrong again
Casey’s screen name on BlazersEdge is “Casey Holdahl”.
Lance Uppercut is the original moderator for Blazersedge, thus he probably met you in the past and knew you had poor fashion sense.
Casey Holdahl is Lance Uppercut.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
pity the picketers who can't spell
Ha…that’s like the anti-Semitic goon who picketed the UN building with a sign saying “DEATH TO ALL JUICE.”
by 8472species on Apr 29, 2010 10:23 AM MDT up reply actions

Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 29, 2010 11:07 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’d rec that and encourage everyone else to, but if they didn’t see the context, they might think the wrong thing…
by 8472species on Apr 29, 2010 12:25 PM MDT up reply actions
That is one of his names
he emailed me a few minutes ago and apologized for the comment
and his description of my attire (including shirt tucked into cords) was too specific to what I wore to Game 5. I also recognized from his picture that he was sitting right near me.
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 28, 2010 9:18 PM MDT up reply actions
Perhaps you should e-mail an apology to Dan Harbison
The person who you originally blamed for said comment.
I did
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 29, 2010 9:02 AM MDT up reply actions
I think the bigger problem is the footwear (whatever horrible hybrid they were) with cords
tucking in the shirt is ok
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Apr 28, 2010 10:36 PM MDT up reply actions
Seth, please don't listen...!
We like having a hobo as our moderator!!!!
They are just jealous!!!!!
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
no hybrids...
just so totally awesome shoes I picked up at REI. They are shoes. Greenish suede and extremely comfortable.
I happen to own a lot of shoes. Kinda of an Imelda Marcos thing. She was my hero
Blogging Suns Basketball . twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 29, 2010 9:07 AM MDT up reply actions
One of my ex-girlfriends had the same affinity for shoes
And she was outright batty. Therefore Seth = crazy? Right?
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 29, 2010 11:09 AM MDT up reply actions
I hate your shoes
I don’t know what they look like, or why I hate them. It is an irrational hatred of all footwear worn by people with the initials “SP”.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:49 AM MDT up reply actions
Don't hate the player...hate the game...
Waitaminute…That doens’t make any sense…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
I thought that was normal for you
j/k
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 9:18 AM MDT up reply actions
You are so right...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Where's your alter-ego jscot...Is he still pouting about Seth?
We’ve got to find a way to liven his spirits..
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
I'm not jscot!!!!!!!
I hate to yell, but how many times do I need to say it? I am NOT jscot!!!
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 10:35 AM MDT up reply actions
I hope you actually yelled at your computer screen
That would make me laugh.
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 29, 2010 11:10 AM MDT up reply actions
I didn't
I did change the subject so it wasn’t all caps. It would take a lot to make me actually physically yell at the computer.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 11:15 AM MDT up reply actions
Would it help it I told you I am jscot???
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Help what?
Would it make me yell at the computer? No.
But since you aren’t, it’s irrelevant.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:07 PM MDT up reply actions
Damn...failed again...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Again
I’m always ready to give you another chance. So you can fail again.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 1:53 PM MDT up reply actions
Thank you...It's the American way...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."
- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....
Man, you with the relevancy!
Can we create a new title called “Relevancy Police”?
I can’t think of a good screen name… can be the Chief of Police.
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 29, 2010 6:35 PM MDT up reply actions
Depends on the attacking strategy of the hawk
Deer would have the advantage in a ground game. But if the hawk picks its spots using the air attack….could take it.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 28, 2010 6:54 PM MDT up reply actions
Oh my god I don't think it's possible for me to love Bango any more.
Let’s trade the Sol Patrol for him.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 28, 2010 7:00 PM MDT up reply actions
I like the guy getting dusted off the treadmill...
This ihas got to be the most scandalous stag I have ever seen…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."
- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....
I'm not gonna lie...
Bango is a badass. Straight up.
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 28, 2010 11:44 PM MDT up reply actions
how do you knnnoooww sooo much about hawks?!
(monty python accent*)
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
i'm expecting an epic game tonight
jarron collins doesn't tea bag the blazers, he potato sacks them
Between Jazz/Nuggets?
Good luck.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 28, 2010 7:37 PM MDT up reply actions
bucks and hawks
it’s pretty good
jarron collins doesn't tea bag the blazers, he potato sacks them
I really like Jennings
terribly streaky, and overall just not a good shooter, but he’s got some balls and heart.
yeah agree
I think he’ll improve his shooting though. That floater he shot at the end of the game didn’t even touch the rim!
Steve Nash plays D!!
I was impressed...I would have like to see what they could do with Bogut
Clevelan, Boston, or Orlando has too much juice for them, I think…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
They'll be overmatched for sure
But playing great D and getting to the FT line and making them will win them games
Steve Nash plays D!!
It sure is hard to make the Suns public enemy #1.
I don’t know how the blazers managed to do it, but they did. We’re the bad guys now. A mighty strange ring to it, that phrase.
It’s weird, how the Blazers are reacting to us. I think that they’re trying to take the perception of a David/Goliath complex, similar to how we may perceive ourselves when battling the Lakers or the Spurs.
The fact of the matter is, though, we’ve had as much bad luck as the Blazers team in past seasons. We’re not exactly a tier 1, elite team that crushes teams like the Blazers in our fists on a weekly basis. It’s literally a battle of who’s the better feel-good story with some of these guys; who deserves it more, from a miracle point of view.
Psyching the blazer fans up this way feels very, very wrong; setting up the perception that it’s the great white knight trying to slay the fiery dragon in the desert. Can’t this just be a battle of two strong-willed warriors dead set on what they want? Instead, we need this hero/villain bullshit in order for the Blazers to get pumped. I mean, seriously: Not that I don’t mind, but if you’re calling the Suns “unlikeable, cocky, and bullies” (Conzano), then you clearly don’t know this team very well.
We’re not beating the Blazers with cheap shots, bad refs, or elbows. We’re beating them because WE ARE A BETTER TEAM, PLAIN AND SIMPLE. The battle of wills differs on a day-to-day basis; the basic statistics that rank one team above another do not. One can counter the other – that’s why it’s a 3-2 series – but when they’re both going our way, these other guys don’t stand a chance.
John Conzano has one too few chromosomes
Which is why he is retarded.
This qualifies him to be a sports columnist, but it doesn’t qualify him to speak on behalf of me or the rest of my fanbase.
John Conzano is about as popular on BlazersEdge as a fart in church.
I believe you about Conzano
He’s giving you guys a bad name.
Here’s the difference: If WE lose the series, we’re going to hate ourselves more than we hate you. Can you say the same about your blazer fans if we win? Who are you going to hate more – us or yourselves?
Self-loathing isn’t necessarily for a long period of time – in fact, it’s unhealthy for a team to get picked apart over and over again. But Conzano is making it sound like that we’re only beating you because of cheap fouls and elbows, not that we’re, overall, a better team.
It’s a 3 – 2 series because of the battle of wills. After all, although I think that the Suns are better, we’re not THAT much better. That’s how it is in the western conference.
But we have a few hundred legitimate excuses to lose this series.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
Didn't read the second half of your comment.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
Apparently you didn't hear the chorus of boos in game 3
There will be plenty of blame put on the Blazers if they lose this series, but the grade will be an incomplete rather than a D+, if only because of the injuries.
I couldn’t give half a good god damn about the elbows, fouls, or techs, but that’s just me.
Conzano doesn’t make Portlanders look bad, he makes the human race look bad. This guy actually won a Peabody or some other newspapery-type award for sports journalism. YIKES!
If the Suns win the series, y’all better hope for a Mavericks miracle, otherwise this will be the only series they win.
Is Seth the devil?
Dave over at Blazers Edge just insinuated that Seth might be the devil. Is that going too far?
http://www.blazersedge.com/2010/4/28/1450101/live-open-chat-10-p-m-pacific#36308793
It’s a live chat thread. I suggest we go participate and let our voice be heard.
by CamelbackRdBarber on Apr 28, 2010 11:13 PM MDT reply actions
Looks like i missed out on all the fun. Go Suns?
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
the fun is still going
head over to the live chat at Blazers Edge
by CamelbackRdBarber on Apr 28, 2010 11:55 PM MDT up reply actions
Don't spread anymore hate bro.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
I think i'll keep it mellow
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
Though i have to say my avatar is cooler than all Blazer avatars
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
False!
Mine is awesomer than yours
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
Wrong! Josey Wales is made of awesome!!!
"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness
sorry bro
Seth has been getting nasty emails and is being stalked by Paul Allen’s VP of the Internet, Dan Harbison
by CamelbackRdBarber on Apr 29, 2010 12:12 AM MDT up reply actions
Its all good. Just trying to fix some bridges.
That was Casey Holdahl. There are a lot of reactionary fans on the web and most don’t know how to behave themselves. Seriously though, if you want to find some of the most steady-headed and knowledgeable posters on SBN, go to the Junk Drawer. Its usually in the sidebar on Blazersedge and it is chock full of various topics ranging from any sport to anything in life in general.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
*Casey sits next to Seth on media row or something and apologized via email
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
so the Blazers blogger was stalking him?
by CamelbackRdBarber on Apr 29, 2010 12:30 AM MDT up reply actions
Its just a weird situation in general
Maybe it was a joke.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
or a premeditated Portland Conspiracy...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
CASEYGATE!
Or Holdahlgate? Man, that guy’s name doesn’t lend itself well to Nixon references.
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 29, 2010 11:11 AM MDT up reply actions
I knew it...BEDGE is corrupt...!
It also means someone on this site = deep throat
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
What also means someone on this site?
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:08 PM MDT up reply actions
We have an informant...
I hope it ain’t me….
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
just got banned from Blazers Edge
the old myth that Dave doesn’t ban people can now be laid to rest.
by CamelbackRdBarber on Apr 29, 2010 1:00 AM MDT reply actions
Were you being annoying in the live chat?
If so, I wouldn’t be shocked. They’re probably rather quick with the bans on Suns fans right now, just like you guys are on Blazer fans. It’s entirely understandable when you have two fanbases colliding.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 1:01 AM MDT up reply actions
FREEDOM OF SPEECH!
Right Blazers fans? BEdge must also be run by the government.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 29, 2010 1:05 AM MDT up reply actions
No
Freedom of speech within the rules laid out by the site manager. With a little less leeway for the fans of the other team right now.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 1:19 AM MDT up reply actions
Meh bad inside joke by me.
Don’t mind me.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 29, 2010 1:42 AM MDT up reply actions
I knew it was intended as a joke
But I don’t mind you. You aren’t relevant enough to me to be to be minded.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 1:50 AM MDT up reply actions 1 recs
HA.
What? Are you one of the mean Blazer fans?
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 29, 2010 1:56 AM MDT up reply actions
Mean? No
Blazer fan? Yes.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 2:00 AM MDT up reply actions
I love this game!
Fruit? Good.
Cake? Great.
Fruitcake? Nasty crap.
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 29, 2010 2:05 AM MDT up reply actions
Had to rec that.
Will work on internet relevance.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 29, 2010 1:59 AM MDT up reply actions
Anything to help a Suns fan
Become relevant.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 2:00 AM MDT up reply actions
Thanks my friend!
You’re either (a) hilarious or (b) taking really stupid digs.
I can’t figure it out because I’m tired but I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt and assuming you’re funny.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 29, 2010 2:01 AM MDT up reply actions
I'll take option a, thanks
None of this is serious. I actually like most of you guys.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 2:03 AM MDT up reply actions
Word and ditto.
As I told Seth earlier today…when this is over let’s all just sit back like pals and watch Arvydas Sabonis videos together. We can all agree on him.
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 29, 2010 2:05 AM MDT up reply actions
I don't agree with Suns fans
Sorry.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 2:07 AM MDT up reply actions
I respect your well-reasoned position.
But you try saying no to this face:

http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 29, 2010 2:09 AM MDT up reply actions
With that mustache
It’s easy.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 5:52 AM MDT up reply actions
Scott, provide a link to help you out...
We have to ensure you stay relevant…
href=“http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Internet_Relevance” >
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Will that do anything
For his relevance to me?
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 10:36 AM MDT up reply actions
relevance is a reletive thing...
let’s have jscot weight in on the subject…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
What's your alter ego?
jscotjr? There is one, you know. He’s posted over at Blazersedge occasionally.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:46 PM MDT up reply actions
????
I’m being told that I must provide either a subject or a comment. Apparently question marks do not count as either subject or comment.
And I still don’t know what you’re talking about…
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 2:14 PM MDT up reply actions
true or false
you have the same IP address as jscot?
by CamelbackRdBarber on Apr 29, 2010 2:33 PM MDT up reply actions
I don't know for certain
But Seth said I do. That doesn’t mean I’m the same person. I’m not. As I said on the other thread where this was discussed, I don’t think I should explain the situation for security reasons, but if people keep going on about it I might email Seth and explain.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 2:48 PM MDT up reply actions
security reasons?
Ok, so do you work for the military and so does jscot (and you’re both in Iraq or something)?
Or perhaps you are jscot’s wife, son, or daughter?
by CamelbackRdBarber on Apr 29, 2010 2:53 PM MDT up reply actions
i'm not buying these "security" reasons
who’s security is at stake? can you explain the reasons? this sounds like you’re trying to avoid being outed as jscot, plain and simple.
by CamelbackRdBarber on Apr 29, 2010 3:14 PM MDT up reply actions
Probably not.
I’ll just have to kill you with kindness
http://seasonsofdiscontent.com/
by Scott Howard on Apr 29, 2010 12:40 PM MDT up reply actions
That would take some doing
Especially with the way some of the other posters here abuse me.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 12:42 PM MDT up reply actions
Youi have been abused until you see the way we treat each other...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
You haven't.....
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Yet strangely, we love you...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Yikes
You love me? I think I’ll head back to Blazersedge…
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 1:56 PM MDT up reply actions
I've killed you with kindness...
oddly, I feel kinda good…
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."
- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 29, 2010 6:37 PM MDT up reply actions
i thought i was having some decent conversations in there
nothing across the line… you can go read all my comments in there.
yet, banhammer was dropped.
by CamelbackRdBarber on Apr 29, 2010 1:08 AM MDT up reply actions
Looks like your comments may have gotten deleted
And, as I said, the banhammer has been quick on both sites lately. I wouldn’t take it personally.
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 1:11 AM MDT up reply actions
Yet, we are so proud of him...
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
It takes so little to please you poor people
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 10:41 AM MDT up reply actions
That's why I love it here..
Our Moderator wears corduroy pants without his shirt tucked in and it goes downhill swiftly after that…
We are a community of Schmucks!!!!!
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
lol
The eternal optimist
by I can't think of a good screen name... on Apr 29, 2010 10:53 AM MDT up reply actions
Ah!
Have you seen the trailer for the movie Dinner With Schmucks? It looks funny…Paul Rudd + Steve Carell + Zach Galafianakis + allegedly Jemaine Clement (the guy from Flight of the Conchords)?
Gold.
Bright Side of the Sun, for all things Phoenix Suns. Twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 29, 2010 11:14 AM MDT up reply actions
The Gestapo over there...!
"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving."
Ulysses S Grant
Wow - It just took me an hour to read through all of these comments
and you know what?!
THIS WAS THE BEST DAILY LINKS POST I HAVE EVERY READ!
I lol’d and rofl’d and omg’d the whole time… now.. .must sleep…
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
*ever read not every
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
God, I cannot WAIT for this series to be over.
So tired of this flame-war between fanbases.
by jburning on Apr 29, 2010 7:41 AM MDT reply actions 1 recs
Me too. I don’t care about what other fans say.
by 8472species on Apr 29, 2010 12:28 PM MDT up reply actions

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