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10 Reasons Why I Am Rooting For the Lakers In The Finals

I won't say that there's no one out there that hates the LA Lakers more than me, but I think my hater creds are pretty solid.

I grew up in the 80s when it was Magic's Show Time that bounced some pretty good Suns teams from the playoffs 5 times out of 7 playoff appearances. Now, every time I see Alvan Adams walking around the USAC doing his job as VP of Keeping Shit Running, I just want to hug him in sympathy for being on the wrong end of destiny as embodied by Kareem and friends (not that Kareem had many friends outside of Bruce Lee (seriously click that link - you won't regret it)).

You think getting bounced by the Spurs over these past few years was frustrating? Ha! I scoff at your petty disappointments.

Mix in getting my window kicked in during my recent visit to Staples Center and I think we can agree that I have gallons of hater-aid flowing in my veins.

And yet when it comes to Lakers vs Celtics, there are 10 5 good reasons why I will be holding my nose and pulling for the Purple and Gold.

Star-divide

Note: I swore when I thought about this story yesterday, I had 10 reasons but today, only 5. I suppose if I wait two more days I won't have any...

 

1. Losing to the champs: This one is pretty obvious and was repeated several times by Coach Gentry after the Suns got dismissed from the L.O.B. hunt by the Lakers Black Mamba. He's got a point: if you are going to get beat, you might as well get beat by the best so you can come back next year and convince your players season ticket holders that your team really was good and honestly had a chance to win if it weren't for those meddling kids in the purple and gold.

2. Western Conference Bros: Another reason cited by Gentry is that you have to root for your fellow Western Conference brothers. I am not sure I fully understand this, but perhaps it goes back to the East Coast vs West Coast rap wars that I never seemed to fully understand, since I am as lame as they come on the hip-hop meter.

If I understand things correctly, we West Coasters should be rooting against Big Baby Davis because he reminds us of Big E (or is it Biggie). Right, yo?

3. Lose their hunger: Now here's a good old selfish reason. The Lakers Kobe were clearly a hungry, hungry hippo this postseason. They gobbled up all the marbles that stood between them and winning. If they don't win this season, they are just going to come back hungrier next year. What the Suns need more than anything is for the fire in the Lakers' bellies to be extinguished so they can focus on courting more Kardashians and coming up with more ways to look incredibly foolish in hats.

And yes, this argument is fatally flawed, but give me a break - ok?

4. Hate KG: There are people who hate the Celtics a lot more than me. As far as I am concerned, why should I care if Paul Pierce rolls on the ground and needs a wheelchair every time he's fouled hard? Kendrick Perkins scowls and is a meanie - so what. But Kevin Garnett has turned into a giant (insert curse here)-bag/head/wad.

I simply can't root for anyone who would taunt a poor innocent foreigner like this. Who does he think he is, Sheriff Joe? What an ass.

5. Kobe: The only person more polarizing than Kobe Bryant is Sarah Palin. You either love them or want to throw darts at their faces all day long. Palin aside, I find myself on the wrong side of the Kobe debate as far as most Suns fans are concerned. I couldn't care less about his personal issues (and he was never convicted; remember Michael Irvin?) so it comes down to being an unabashed fan of greatness. What Kobe did to the Suns in six straight games and to close out the series was nothing if it wasn't great. It was Michael Jordan beating the Jazz (and the Suns, Pacers, Knicks, entire NBA) all over again.

Can I reconcile my personal loathing of the Lakers with my complete awe-inspired admiration for Kobe's incredible shot-making ability? It would seem so, because I am dying to see him do it again against any team not called the Phoenix Suns.

 


Poll
In the NBA Finals I want....
The Lakers to win (reasons cited above)
194 votes
The Celtics to win (so Bill Simmons will be happy)
176 votes
An unexcepted work stoppage to cancel the series
150 votes
Are you FREAKING CRAZY!!!
137 votes

657 votes | Poll has closed

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I love Bill Simmons more than Kobe.

Not really…but you didn’t list any other poll reason for the Celtics to take it over the Lakers. Normally I’m on the other side (if they were good enough to beat us they should take it all the way, and like you said…if it wasn’t for those meddlin’ kids…) – but this time I feel like seeing a close game leaning toward the east. Plus Simmons is more fun to read when he’s in a good mood. ;P

There isn't a single acceptable situation for the question "Is this game almost over yet?" Not one.

by Basketball GF on Jun 2, 2010 3:53 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

so really, how do you FEEL about this?

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by Alex Laugan on Jun 2, 2010 4:05 PM MST up reply actions  

lol

Well said

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by Seth Pollack on Jun 2, 2010 5:19 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

10 recs and a flag

that’s some kind of record for sure….

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by Seth Pollack on Jun 2, 2010 9:57 PM MST up reply actions  

I think the flag was for a puntuction error in there somewhere...

I couldn’t imagine what else it could be for…

"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."

- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

by Daryl Ray on Jun 3, 2010 6:57 AM MST up reply actions  

I mean

It was pretty clean…not like he swore every 2 seconds. I just don’t see why anyone would flag that!.

Nash don't lie
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by GiantBehemoth on Jun 3, 2010 8:02 AM MST up reply actions  

i couldn't agree more

Steve Nash can only give 100 percent. The other 10 percent he donates to his families.

I believe in the destiny of the Suns. We can prevail.

by suns champ on Jun 3, 2010 1:02 AM MST up reply actions  

Amen

And I could not have said it any more eloquently myself.

by pcock45 on Jun 3, 2010 8:35 AM MST up reply actions  

LOL

I recced this yesterday at work almost immediately. It’s exactly how I feel. Obscene or not it’s hilarious…

by TheAlexSkinner on Jun 3, 2010 1:30 PM MST up reply actions  

i disagree.

Fuck BOTH’ of those fucking fucks. I really hate this cliche bag of crap of a NBA finals match-up. History is history, we need some new faces in the finals. I don’t think The Undertaker should wrestle anymore. how come people are still watching WWE? Long Live The Freedom of Speech! GOD BLESS AMERICA!!! USA! USA! USA!…

"They were f*ckin great guys, this was a f*ckin asshole of a day."
-Macgruber

by Larfleeze on Jun 3, 2010 1:59 PM MST up reply actions  

I think the rec's in this post

is a BSOTS rec’ord…

BTW, rec’d

Kobe Bryant is the Goran Dragic of America

by SunsFTW on Jun 3, 2010 2:12 PM MST up reply actions  

Why not?

One more rec for you sir.

Although I am not much for saying curse words myself, I can certainly understand the basic disapproval you so eloquently stated in your post.

by 7footer on Jun 4, 2010 12:54 PM MST up reply actions  

Honestly, I don't care about the Finals.

If the Suns aren’t in it, I see no point in watching. Yes, the Celtics facing the Lakers means we will be getting good basketball entertainment, but when the team you’re devoted to gets knocked out when they were so close to the big stage, I just want to wait till next season before changing the channel to an NBA game.

In Nash I Trust! Steve Nash DOES play defense, foo!

by NashMV3 on Jun 2, 2010 4:00 PM MST reply actions  

I'm with you all the way Seth

For those reasons – mostly to get Kobe’s belly full so he won’t be so damn focused next year, and secondly because he’s just been so great. I mean, he really had the BEST shooting series of HIS ENTIRE CAREER by a wide margin against us. least he could do is back it up with more against the Celtics… and then fade away. Hes like 98 in basketball years. has to drop off sometime, no?

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by Alex Laugan on Jun 2, 2010 4:05 PM MST reply actions  

He won't be anywhere near full until he has 6 or more.

The man he’s chasing ended up with 6 and he wants to get at least that many or exceed him.

In Nash I Trust! Steve Nash DOES play defense, foo!

by NashMV3 on Jun 2, 2010 4:29 PM MST up reply actions  

Is Kobe Bryant the clone of Michael Jordan???

It’s all there, the tongue, the clutchness, the derision of teammates, the killer instict, the narcissim…we just need a few golf gambling issues and the deal is done…

"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."

- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

by Daryl Ray on Jun 3, 2010 7:00 AM MST up reply actions  

someone on a big national website made a comment

one can never, ever be better than the one they emulate, or are most compared to. That’s just a law of nature. The only the truly unique can transcend all others. Kobe will never, ever be better than Jordan. No matter what.

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by Alex Laugan on Jun 3, 2010 7:06 AM MST up reply actions  

Well if he's not the clone, maybe he is is illegitimate son...

Would explain the male pattern baldness….

"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."

- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

by Daryl Ray on Jun 3, 2010 4:54 PM MST up reply actions  

and crappy hanes commercials...

Where he no longer even has to speak…

Kobe Bryant is the Goran Dragic of America

by SunsFTW on Jun 3, 2010 2:14 PM MST up reply actions  

your heart hurts from cussing?

Twitter: @dahking
Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.

by Alex Laugan on Jun 2, 2010 4:06 PM MST up reply actions  

Kind of tasteless, I think, but...

…in a Jay and Silent Bob way.

There isn't a single acceptable situation for the question "Is this game almost over yet?" Not one.

by Basketball GF on Jun 2, 2010 4:07 PM MST up reply actions  

It should be noted

That I was being completely sarcastic.

by Justin Burning on Jun 2, 2010 4:09 PM MST up reply actions  

Duh?

There isn't a single acceptable situation for the question "Is this game almost over yet?" Not one.

by Basketball GF on Jun 2, 2010 4:12 PM MST up reply actions  

+1,000

Happy Days are here again! Wildcat's have #1 recruiting class again!

by oldcat73 on Jun 2, 2010 4:12 PM MST up reply actions  

my comment was to Justin Burning!

Happy Days are here again! Wildcat's have #1 recruiting class again!

by oldcat73 on Jun 2, 2010 4:13 PM MST up reply actions  

Kobe

I am from Denver and am a Nash era Suns fan, so I don’t have the hatred towards the Lakers going back decades. I also think Kobe is amazing and what he did game 6 was incredible. Every time the Suns would get it to 1pt or less, he’d turn it on.

I will also root for the Lakers, for the reasons above. Most notably #1. You don’t want to lose to the 2nd place team.

by sunznut on Jun 2, 2010 4:08 PM MST reply actions  

Ass Hat the man is an ASS HAT

i don’t know where i heard it…i don’t know why it fits…don’t even really understand it……
but KG is an Ass Hat. no Sir I don’t like the C’s, shit talken rondo, drama queen PP,
this dip shit… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFbYU1xpR9Q&feature=related .
don’t feel like seeing that sqaud take it all. but can i really bring myself to root for the lakers…

"I did not write this" by Not me

by 2NASHTY on Jun 2, 2010 4:36 PM MST reply actions  

Hates the Celtics. Hates the Lakers.

Hates them both.
The good thing is, somebody I hate will lose.
The bad thing is, somebody I hate will win.

     Being a master rationalizer, I will see who wins, rationalize some poor excuse to see it as a good thing, and blindly cling to it until next year.
I hope there is a massive brawl, and everybody gets suspended, and they both have to forfeit, making the Suns the champs. How’s that for rationalization?

Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.
Dorothy

by haremoor on Jun 2, 2010 4:36 PM MST reply actions   3 recs

ha "the good thing is sombody i hate will lose"

you are a good rationalizer
thanks for the new perspective

"I did not write this" by Not me

by 2NASHTY on Jun 2, 2010 4:38 PM MST up reply actions  

Amen

Nash don't lie
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by GiantBehemoth on Jun 3, 2010 12:01 AM MST up reply actions  

Go Nobody!

RIP Seasons of Discontent

by Scott Howard on Jun 2, 2010 4:39 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

The only problem with that is that you have to say -

“Nobody is better than the Lakers/Celtics.” Too easy to misinterpret.
Hmmmm. A dilemma.

Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog.
Dorothy

by haremoor on Jun 2, 2010 7:17 PM MST up reply actions  

Then go everybody!!!

Er… Go Suns!!!

Nash don't lie
-Credit given to RMason, stolen by..er..permission given to GiantBehemoth

by GiantBehemoth on Jun 3, 2010 12:02 AM MST up reply actions  

Three Reasons I'm for Boston

1. I have too many friends from Boston to root for the Lakers.
2. I have too many friends who are Lakers fans to root for the Lakers.
3. F the Lakers

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by presbot on Jun 2, 2010 4:54 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

If i had to choose....

I would go Celtics so I can read what Laker “fans” write on the Yahoo! sport comment board

Alvin Gentry: "We're a little finesse team that plays hard"

Trolls beware!

by phxsuns on Jun 2, 2010 5:05 PM MST reply actions  

I'm no fan of both teams. I actually hate both teams.

That means I will not watch any games between them. If the Suns, Warriors, Mavericks, Bucks(a healthy Bogut is a must) aren’t included then I’d rather sleep.

Timon: Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Pumbaa: Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze
Timon: It means no worries for the rest of your days
Timon: It's our problem-free philosophy
Both: Hakuna Matata!

The Lion King (1994)

by Spit_Fire on Jun 2, 2010 5:41 PM MST reply actions  

On the way out of USAC after game 6, a couple of Lakers fans suggested to me if we couldn’t beat them, we should join them. My reply then was NEVER. My reply now and always- NEVER!!!

by tedidog on Jun 2, 2010 6:03 PM MST reply actions  

yea

they’re dead to me

by IrrationalAgent on Jun 2, 2010 6:44 PM MST up reply actions   2 recs

+1

Crashing the [message] boards from the heart of Spurs Nation, San Antonio, Texas. GO SUNS!

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by PHXgp on Jun 2, 2010 7:19 PM MST up reply actions  

I'm done

this blog is my only source of sports-related stuff since we lost, and yes, that includes ESPN. I won’t watch or care at all until the Finals are over. Lakers-Celtics? Talk about boring AND nauseating.

I’ll be honest, I’m a little disappointed to log on to my corner of comfort (aka BSOTS) and see YET MORE LAKER LOVE. Don’t we get enough of this on ESPN? Can’t we pretend the finals aren’t happening?

ugh. just….ugh.

Crashing the [message] boards from the heart of Spurs Nation, San Antonio, Texas. GO SUNS!

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by PHXgp on Jun 2, 2010 7:18 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

“I’m done” meaning I am done with basketball, not this blog. Keep up the good work there, except anything Lakers related.

Crashing the [message] boards from the heart of Spurs Nation, San Antonio, Texas. GO SUNS!

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by PHXgp on Jun 2, 2010 7:23 PM MST up reply actions  

Blasphemy, Seth, BLASPHEMY! have you completely lost your mind? as far as I’m concerned, no one won. 2010 is the one year in which no team in the NBA won the championship.

Pft. I spit on this finals match-up.

When Steve Nash is in pain, I'm in pain. When Steve Nash hurts, I hurt. When Steve Nash cries, I cry.

Thank you for a wonderful season.

by noonoo on Jun 2, 2010 7:19 PM MST reply actions   2 recs

Lol!

Nash don't lie
-Credit given to RMason, stolen by..er..permission given to GiantBehemoth

by GiantBehemoth on Jun 3, 2010 12:04 AM MST up reply actions  

This Finals match-up is painful...

It’s boring, nauseating (as PHXgp said), and no matter who wins, I find it depressing.

Several days ago I couldn’t have cared less who won, but now I am actually (barely) hoping the Lakers win. I don’t want to have to hear/read anybody justifiably saying that beating the Suns was childsplay next to facing the Mighty Celtics. blech

But, mostly, I’m hoping the Apocalypse happens before tomorrow.

by PhoenixWest on Jun 2, 2010 7:57 PM MST reply actions  

omg

“beating the Suns was childsplay next to facing the Mighty Celtics”

god dont anybody say that… now i’m rooting for LA…ugh

Read.

by jog on Jun 2, 2010 8:09 PM MST up reply actions  

I read the same thing

I think someone said its one thing to beat the Suns that doesn’t play defense, but they got to face the Celtic defense now. It will be totally different.

by maddtekk on Jun 4, 2010 8:14 PM MST up reply actions  

That's funny...

The best case scenario for us is that KG and Kobe would get locked in a competitors embrace…both hands locked around the other’s throat…

"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."

- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

by Daryl Ray on Jun 3, 2010 8:09 AM MST up reply actions  

For howw long...

Nash don't lie
-Credit given to RMason, stolen by..er..permission given to GiantBehemoth

by GiantBehemoth on Jun 3, 2010 8:11 AM MST up reply actions  

Eternity would be nice...

"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."

- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

by Daryl Ray on Jun 3, 2010 9:11 AM MST up reply actions  

So after they die of strangulation

Their spirits are still locked with eachother? Haha

Nash don't lie
-Credit given to RMason, stolen by..er..permission given to GiantBehemoth

by GiantBehemoth on Jun 3, 2010 10:25 AM MST up reply actions  

LA

Reason #1 all the way.

by underxthebridge on Jun 2, 2010 8:27 PM MST reply actions  

wow you're really into -1s today

let other have an opinion ok?

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Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.

by Alex Laugan on Jun 3, 2010 6:53 AM MST up reply actions  

If you root for the Lakers, when Phoenix has *nothing* to gain, then you're a Lakers fan. period.

Do you really want to be associated with those fickle, loudly self-proclaimed Laker lifers, like Snoop Dogg, who once we’d eliminated them in 06-07, drove up the I-5 to sit in the front row in Oakland, to go watch the Warriors beat the Mavs, just because they didn’t want to feel sad?? During the Nick Van Exel years, even Jack abandoned them, and went to watch the Nets.

The Lakers? Seriously I feel a little disgusted, to be honest..

If you support a team, you take your lumps and continue to support them when they lose, however badly. You don’t ever root for anyone else, except the enemy of your enemy. Otherwise victory is cheap and without meaning when it does come.

Hell, if it came down to a game between the Beast and the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse Allstars vs the Lakers, to save the world if the Lakers win, I’d still be rooting for pestilence and rivers of fire.. or in this case, the Celtics.

"True glory consists of doing what deserves to be written, and writing what deserves to be read".

by Pliny the Elder on Jun 2, 2010 9:58 PM MST reply actions   1 recs

PLINY THE ELDER!

THANKKK YOU!!!!

My friend introduced me to a great beer the other weekend and I couldn’t for the life of me remember what it was called!!!

You’ve made this Laker fan a very happy man!

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Jun 2, 2010 10:11 PM MST up reply actions  

If you can't remember, it must have been good beer...

or just another symptom of the mental deficiencies prevalent among the denizens in Forum Blue and Gold :)

next year, Bubba.. next year.

"True glory consists of doing what deserves to be written, and writing what deserves to be read".

by Pliny the Elder on Jun 2, 2010 10:24 PM MST up reply actions  

Weird

I just had a bottle of Pliny The Elder Beer!

Driven down special from the brewer.

Great beer.

PSN ID- presbot

by presbot on Jun 2, 2010 11:16 PM MST up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Reading is good...

by N8lol on Jun 3, 2010 7:21 AM MST up reply actions  

Yes indeed.

Pliny the Elder is in fact a spectacular beer. Perhaps the best IPA known to man….know if only it was more available…

Reading is good...

by N8lol on Jun 3, 2010 7:21 AM MST up reply actions  

if you ever get to the UK, try this...

http://www.timothy-taylor.co.uk/OurProducts_Landlord.aspx

"True glory consists of doing what deserves to be written, and writing what deserves to be read".

by Pliny the Elder on Jun 3, 2010 10:40 AM MST up reply actions  

BUT...

If you are rooting for the Celtics isn’t it like you driving up the I-5 and rooting for the warriors to keep yourself from feeling sad?

by maddtekk on Jun 4, 2010 8:16 PM MST up reply actions  

no... it's not like that.

I won’t want the Celtics to win so that I can feel happy in their victory. Of all the teams in the league, the Celtics are the one the Lakers measure themselves against.

I want the Celtics to win so I can enjoy the misery and suffering of the Lakers and their fans, as they lose to their old enemy one more time.

I want to see the Lakers choke on the bitter taste of defeat, as Kobe fails yet again to deliver when it truly counts, and then listen to them scramble around for excuses as to why it wasn’t his fault.

"True glory consists of doing what deserves to be written, and writing what deserves to be read".

by Pliny the Elder on Jun 6, 2010 2:17 PM MST up reply actions  

Exactly

It’s not so much that one is cheering for the Celtics, but that one is cheering against the Lakers.

"Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?"
"Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?"

by kishi on Jun 7, 2010 11:45 AM MST up reply actions  

So

based on these comments I am going to shelve the retrospective I was planning on Kobe’s shot-making ability in the WCF…

j/k

I hear you all and I get it….Lakers = bad and nothing else matters. We will just move right along and focus on bringing peace to the East Coach and West Coast rappers w/o causing any more blood to be spilled

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by Seth Pollack on Jun 2, 2010 10:01 PM MST reply actions  

if it makes you feel any better

had the Suns beaten the Lakers this year, I’d sure as hell be rooting for them right now.

Steve Nash fadeaways are dirty

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

by Justin N. on Jun 2, 2010 10:12 PM MST up reply actions  

he's gone all Hollywood, and forgotten about where he came from...

spend that much time in an NBA locker room, and you’re bound to be seduced by that lifestyle…

Next, he’ll have an agent, and signed a 3 movie deal for his life story, titled: “Bright Sun: The Seth Pollack story”..
From there, it’s only a matter of time before he gets himself a courtside seat at Staples next to Lou Adler and Jack.. you just wait :)

"True glory consists of doing what deserves to be written, and writing what deserves to be read".

by Pliny the Elder on Jun 3, 2010 12:16 AM MST up reply actions  

With a middle name of "Rush"

"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."

- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

by Daryl Ray on Jun 3, 2010 9:10 AM MST up reply actions  

It was that time he spent at the Forum during the playoffs...

Someone out there must have spiked his drink…

Seth, if you can say “Kobe is the schizzle..” without throwing up, then you know what has happened….

"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."

- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

by Daryl Ray on Jun 3, 2010 9:09 AM MST up reply actions  

Actually, it'd be called

a Tale from Phoenixstan, you’re bright sun, Seth Pollack

Kobe Bryant is the Goran Dragic of America

by SunsFTW on Jun 3, 2010 2:28 PM MST up reply actions  

fine Seth I'll back off with you

I have hated Kobe my whole entire NBA-watching decade of the 2000s. But I did develop a bit of respect for him and his shooting ability in this past series that I didn’t have before. He’s still a douche, but he’s a douche with a killer instinct.

Twitter: @dahking
Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.

by Alex Laugan on Jun 3, 2010 6:56 AM MST up reply actions  

Killer Douche

Way better nickname than Black Mamba.

Phoenix Suns Basketball
THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN

by RMason on Jun 3, 2010 12:23 PM MST up reply actions  

yes! Killer Douche. Love it

Twitter: @dahking
Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.

by Alex Laugan on Jun 3, 2010 1:01 PM MST up reply actions  

Good Stuff...!. We could market this shirt and be rich.../

Would be more fashionalbe in LA than adopting children of other races…

No more minimum wage, baby!!!!!

"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."

- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

by Daryl Ray on Jun 3, 2010 4:57 PM MST up reply actions  

Lakers

make me ill. The whole LA bullshit scene, Jack, all the phony celebs hanging at the game, all in there weak ass pant suits made out of velcro. Phil Jackson has rode the coattails of the two greatest players that ever lived. Without Kobe the team is horseshit, without MJ the Bulls are horseshit and Phil is wearing no damn bling.
 Goodness I hope every game goes 7 OT’s and Scalebrine from the Celts hits a 3 from half court to win game 7.
 Screw the Lakers, there is not thing I like about that team, never have, never will.

by Grockcubs on Jun 2, 2010 10:30 PM MST reply actions  

man, I gonna end of gang-banned by the end of this

but I have to laugh when you say Jack Nicholson is a phony celeb. The dude’s been to so many Laker games – even during their mid-2000s down years – that I can’t really support that comment. Now OTHER celebe really are phony and bandwagoners, the ones who show up in the playoffs. but Jacks always there. Its like calling Muhammad Ali a phony celeb for going to so many Suns games.

Twitter: @dahking
Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.

by Alex Laugan on Jun 3, 2010 6:58 AM MST up reply actions   1 recs

in 2008 yes

in 2009 or 2010, no

Twitter: @dahking
Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.

by Alex Laugan on Jun 3, 2010 6:59 AM MST up reply actions  

Keep clicking your heels together three times and see what happens...

When your wish comes true, let me know….

"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."

- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

by Daryl Ray on Jun 3, 2010 9:14 AM MST up reply actions  

Ahhhh!!!

I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE!!!!! THIS WHOLE NBA FINALS MATCHUP IS TEARING ME APAAAART!!!

Nash don't lie
-Credit given to RMason, stolen by..er..permission given to GiantBehemoth

by GiantBehemoth on Jun 3, 2010 12:10 AM MST reply actions  

This guy could be a Lakers fan..

but in fact, he’s a suspected horse rapist..

"True glory consists of doing what deserves to be written, and writing what deserves to be read".

by Pliny the Elder on Jun 3, 2010 12:21 AM MST reply actions   1 recs

I don't think it's a Lakers fan...

It looks an awfuil lot like a deranged Luke Walton to me…

His dad would be so proud….

"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."

- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

by Daryl Ray on Jun 3, 2010 9:17 AM MST up reply actions  

The thing that made me laugh..

was the juxtaposition of the picture next to the headline..

Not that animal rape, or any kind of rape, for that matter, should be taken lightly, but the guy just looks so much like someone who’d commit that particular crime that a blind man could pick him out of a lineup.

Of course, if you let your mind wander, you start coming up with all kinds of questions regarding the etiquette and mechanics of horse fucking.. things like how do you initiate foreplay with a horse… do horses like having their hair pulled during sex.. how do you perform a reach-around on a stallion, etc… you know, the kinds of questions that could only be answered by Lakers fans.

Maybe the next time Seth’s at Staples he could ask Dyanne Cannon.

"True glory consists of doing what deserves to be written, and writing what deserves to be read".

by Pliny the Elder on Jun 3, 2010 10:19 AM MST up reply actions  

Are you freaking crazy!

I’m already on the Celtics bandwagon. Hell with the Lakers.

There are only 2 points that agree with Seth IF AND ONLY IF the Lakers win again.
1. Losing to champs. Sure, only the best shall beat us.
2 It will be another recognition that the West is the best.

BUT I disagree with the last 3:

3. If the Lakers win again that’s gonna be 2 in a row. You know what that means? ONE MORE FOR A 3-PEAT. It’s Phil Jackson’s Legacy. Imagine an unbelievable FOUR 3-PEAT. So hell they’re still be hungry next season.

4. I like KG. He’s agression is just like Amar’e, top dog. I’m disappointed that they won’t meet each other. It will surely be a brawl.

5. Kobe can eat my sh*t for all i care.

So it’s BEAT LA BEAT LA BEAT LA over again

Steve Nash can only give 100 percent. The other 10 percent he donates to his families.

I believe in the destiny of the Suns. We can prevail.

by suns champ on Jun 3, 2010 1:09 AM MST reply actions  

Red won 8 in a row

that’s 6 consecutive 3-peats, 5 consecutive 4-peats, etc… Phil has a long ways to go to catch those records.

"True glory consists of doing what deserves to be written, and writing what deserves to be read".

by Pliny the Elder on Jun 3, 2010 2:02 AM MST up reply actions  

don't understand that math

5 consecutive 4peats? he won 20 titles?

by zeze_999 on Jun 3, 2010 2:13 AM MST up reply actions  

its a rolling 4-peat

always including 3 of the prior 4-peat set of yrs

Twitter: @dahking
Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.

by Alex Laugan on Jun 3, 2010 7:02 AM MST up reply actions  

this is first time I must say this

am disapointed in you seth… NO NO NO NO NO NO, NO F***** WAY that I can root for that arrogant bastard and freaking lakers… as for celts, beside grumpy old KG lately, there is no big reason to hate them… maybe rondo for his trash talk on chris paul… and that is all… Doc is fine, Ainge played for us, big baby is kind of funny..

please seth, say you didn’t mean it!!!!

by zeze_999 on Jun 3, 2010 2:16 AM MST reply actions  

I fear Seth has been corrupted....

We gotta get him back…This is a job for Scott Howard….Nobody brings out the best or worst of Seth like Scott does…

"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."

- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

by Daryl Ray on Jun 3, 2010 9:19 AM MST up reply actions  

I'm waaaaay too bitter....

To watch the Finals, much less root for the Lakers.

Never been into the whole “lose to the champs” thing. Does nothing for me.

RIP Seasons of Discontent

by Scott Howard on Jun 3, 2010 9:33 AM MST up reply actions  

Yeah I'm more in the

“I hope the team that beat us gets their ass squashed in the next round” camp.

by Justin Burning on Jun 3, 2010 9:37 AM MST up reply actions  

I fear I feel the same way...

If my boss comes to Casual Friday tommorrow with a Lakers shirt on, I am losing my job for sure…

Please pray for me…

"The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can and slap the crap out of him before he figures out you are there...."

- me into a mental stupor after forgetting the rest of Ulysses S. Grant's speech....

by Daryl Ray on Jun 3, 2010 9:41 AM MST up reply actions  

Thoughts are with you...

I fear I may see the same tomorrow. I’m going to wear my sunglasses indoors all day in protest. And a Suns hat. Yep.

There isn't a single acceptable situation for the question "Is this game almost over yet?" Not one.

by Basketball GF on Jun 3, 2010 12:48 PM MST up reply actions  

I want the BEST TEAM not just THE BEST PLAYER, that performs in the court to win the championship!

 
The Lakers were a group of incredibly talented players.
But with great teamwork we were able to figure out how to battle them.

As far as coaching is concerned – I thought Gentry bettered Phil.
Gentry got around the obstacles presented before him: he founded a way to win against the Lakers despite the odds.
What about Phil? Did he succeed against the zone? Not really, except on some parts of game 6. I didn’t see any coaching strategy there, he was just being reliant on his talented bigs and his super player.

The game 5 win came from a lucky shot. All the other games LA won was thru one man’s incredible talent.

We certainly won as a team. We certainly have a better future as a team. Kobe’s insane shots may or may not fall next time.

So the Lakers, IMHO, did not beat us. They beat us in points, yes. But we were the better team in the basketball court.

So your first ‘excuse’ for rooting for the Lakers don’t quite sit well for me, coz they did not ‘beat’ us.

I want the BEST TEAM and not just THE BEST PLAYER, the performs in the court to win the championship.

by quixilver on Jun 3, 2010 2:27 AM MST reply actions  

definitely, Gentry bettered Phil

in that series. The man is devoid of ego. Going to a zone full-time in the conference finals? Playing an entire second team in the 4th quarter of key games? That’s our man. I love Gentry.

Twitter: @dahking
Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.

by Alex Laugan on Jun 3, 2010 7:04 AM MST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed.

In regards to Jackson, I think he’s a decent ego manager, not a good coach. He’s won titles with Michael Jordan, Kobe & Shaq and Kobe & Pau… A GOOD coach would have won MORE with those players.

by psknapp on Jun 3, 2010 11:56 AM MST up reply actions  

You must be crazy

I hate the Lakers and forever will. I will never root for them,

Beta Prostate bitches!!!!!!

by stevenash1326 on Jun 3, 2010 4:35 AM MST reply actions  

This is why the NBA

for me is frustrating, Lakers/Celtics/Spurs/Bulls have won 23 of the last 30 championships, and the Pistons won 3 times in that time frame. It seems that it is always the Spurs or Lakers and it is enough.
 Screw the Lakers.

by Grockcubs on Jun 3, 2010 5:41 AM MST reply actions  

And 2 for the Rockets

The only team to win a singular title during that span was Miami, if I’m not mistaken.

Phoenix Suns Basketball
THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN

by RMason on Jun 3, 2010 11:40 AM MST up reply actions  

16-17 different teams has won a NBA championship

16/30 different teams have won a championship in their life time…

by maddtekk on Jun 4, 2010 8:27 PM MST up reply actions  

I firmly believe that the Suns

will be even better next year than this year (assuming Nash is on the court in the playoffs), which means we can make the Finals and win it. The Lakers will not get better, and the other teams will not improve significantly more than the Suns.

This kind of post is sad, because we should be posting previews of the Finals right now, asking ourselves who will play better – KG or Amare?

Twitter: @dahking
Too late to change the stupid twitter name. Did it as a joke to my teenager, but now I'm hooked on the news-feed aspect of twitter.

by Alex Laugan on Jun 3, 2010 7:09 AM MST reply actions  

I want the Celtics to win

Because I hate the Lakers more.

I don’t care for the Celtics either, but they aren’t LA.

Lifelong Arizona Cardinals/Chicago Bears fan [I have always lived in Arizona, dad is from Chicago].

I can't stand fair-weather/bandwagon fans, stick with your team, throughout the good and the bad. And don't switch to whichever team wins the Super Bowl each year.

by JoeCB1991 on Jun 3, 2010 8:49 AM MST reply actions   1 recs

no likeable players

nothing and no one to cheer for

no reason to watch

so i voted for a bizarre complete cancellation

all would share the misery

: – )

The name of the team is ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS

by marionette on Jun 3, 2010 9:34 AM MST reply actions  

Not watching the Finals

I’m a Suns fan more than a basketball fan. If there was some kind of underdog to root for I would watch, but to see either the Lakers or Celtics get crowned champions for the umpteenth time? I’d rather watch a documentary on Manu Ginobili’s nose.

Phoenix Suns Basketball
THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN

by RMason on Jun 3, 2010 11:37 AM MST reply actions   3 recs

Well said, but...

I disagree. I’ll use your list as a start.

1. Okay, I’m fine with this. Better to lose to the champs than to lose to the chumps who come in second.

2. My dislike of this particular in conference rival FAR (farfarfar!) outweighs any desire I have to see the conference do well.

3. No way Kobe loses his hunger. No matter what he says, it’s not just about the team. He wants to be the greatest of all time, and to do that, he needs to not only equal Jordan’s accomplishments, he needs to demolish them. Kobe is nothing if not driven. As for the rest of the team, who cares? They’d be too afraid of Kobe to not play hard.

4. Kobe is one of my most hated players of all time. So whether or not I like KG is irrelevant. Add to that, the fact that Artest is on that list too and that I think Phil Jackson is the most overrated coach in the league, I’m going to have to disagree.

5. See #4.

So, even though it does pain me to say it (Boston is in my list of teams I don’t like), go Celtics. Beat LA!

In the end, it’s like presidential elections. I don’t root/vote for the one I want to win, I root/vote againstthe one I want to lose.

by psknapp on Jun 3, 2010 11:50 AM MST reply actions  

28% root for the lakers?!?!?!

so we have lot of lakers cheerleaders from US Airways center here…

I guess we should accummulate all other answers agianst first one…82-28 for celtics, that sure looks better…

by zeze_999 on Jun 3, 2010 12:23 PM MST reply actions  

Aww...I see we had a tip toward the Lakers on the poll today.

WHY?!

There isn't a single acceptable situation for the question "Is this game almost over yet?" Not one.

by Basketball GF on Jun 3, 2010 1:19 PM MST reply actions  

It's because of Odom's adorable addiction to candy

He’s like a little kid in a gangly man’s awkward body.

by Justin Burning on Jun 3, 2010 1:38 PM MST up reply actions  

This is evidenced by Odom’s beloved “sweet treat” video (a gift from his wife for away games, supposedly). Eeeyuck.

There isn't a single acceptable situation for the question "Is this game almost over yet?" Not one.

by Basketball GF on Jun 3, 2010 1:57 PM MST up reply actions  

We got beaten by the best...

…in ‘07, and I’m still bitter… so fcuk the Lakers… Go Celtics…

Kobe Bryant is the Goran Dragic of America

by SunsFTW on Jun 3, 2010 2:34 PM MST reply actions  

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