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Make Time for a Tuesday Toast


To our Phoenix Suns, who will, at the very least, entertain and amuse their fans this season by merely existing among the other 10-15 (or so, out of the other 29) talented teams in the wonderful world of the NBA.  I will proudly raise a glass (bottle, cup, etc.) in honor and anticipation of the Suns’ precarious disposition this season, and clang it optimistically against the glass of a fellow fan.

Let's Get:

·         Drunk on Dudley

·         Hammered on Hill

·         ‘Nuckered on Nash

·         Chase it with a Childress

·         F*ed Up on Frye

·         Lit on Lawal

·         Loopy on Lopez

·         Tanked on Terkoglu

·         Wasted on Warrick

I’m sure you can think of many other ways to get sloshed with your current Suns roster, and, realizing that I may have potentially painted myself as a raging carouser, I’ll leave you be for now. But know this: preseason is upon us and I refuse to put down the frosty Stella until I get at least 5 wins in a row. Liver, be still.

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