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BBGF Halfway Haikus: January Edition

January 9

Oh God, only 15 wins

So far what a shame…

Dudley’s crazy knee

Launched that ball away from him

Everyone went “boooo”

Only one game passed

Fifteen and twenty one now

Dude, who are the Suns?

Nuggets are not good

For anything but dipping

Into tasty sauce

Basketball is hard

Just ask Carter or Lopez

Follow up on that

Steve Nash is ugly

Sorry, but seriously

Office girls love him

The Suns are Jello

Sitting in an old, cold bowl

Put a stapler in!

The rule for today

Win the next game or get punched

New rule tomorrow

If I owned a pig

I would name him Rob Sarver

And cook some bacon

What are you smoking?

Gentry isn’t the problem

Your face is stupid

Enough of this stuff

Can I get a “Let’s Go Suns!”?

Refrigerator