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BBGF Halfway Haikus: January Edition
by Basketball GF on Jan 12, 2011 10:45 AM MST
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Oh God, only 15 wins
So far what a shame…
Dudley’s crazy knee
Launched that ball away from him
Everyone went “boooo”
Only one game passed
Fifteen and twenty one now
Dude, who are the Suns?
For anything but dipping
Into tasty sauce
Basketball is hard
Just ask Carter or Lopez
Follow up on that
Sorry, but seriously
Office girls love him
The Suns are Jello
Sitting in an old, cold bowl
The rule for today
Win the next game or get punched
New rule tomorrow
If I owned a pig
I would name him Rob Sarver
And cook some bacon
What are you smoking?
Gentry isn’t the problem
Your face is stupid
Enough of this stuff
Can I get a “Let’s Go Suns!”?
Refrigerator
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Strangley good and savory...Mmmm, I like bacon!
excellent job, Basketball GF…!
STAT may be gone but the Suns will rise....! BTW, I'm thankful!
Bravo!
and rec’d. I may come back and write some of these later, if I’m bored at work.
Trade Warrick!!!
These haikus
Are as good a way as any to make sense of this season.
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
~Phillip K. Dick
Thanks fellas.
"This [basketball] is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators."
the dunking elephant!!!!!!!
you comfort my ailing basketball heart… thanks BBGF
"Kobe doing work
Two-four on my shirt
He the greatest on the court"
These made me very happy.
On a day when I am not very happy, no less.
Good work. Recc’d.
"If the Suns can shock the world
Goran Dragic is the name."
by Dragic_is_Magic on Jan 12, 2011 3:33 PM MST reply actions
BRAVO! REC!
That was excellent
especially the last line
convection oven
Real name no gimmicks
Bball elephant
Lob a tasty alley-oop
Dunked home with the trunk
You can get with this, or you can get Gortat.
Card-carrying member of the CTLVCOF. Let's get it done.
This is the most awesome haiku I have ever read!
My two favorite things: basketball and elephants.
"This [basketball] is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators."
by Basketball GF on Jan 13, 2011 6:27 PM MST via mobile up reply actions
we needed a win
a room with an elephant,
then, non-sequitur
Real name no gimmicks
Rec., and may I be so bold to submit my own...
Wtf $arver?
Don’t Manage Suns Like A Bank,
Fans Won’t Bail You Out.
by oLLiE Boombayay on Jan 16, 2011 2:24 PM MST reply actions
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