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BBGF Halfway Haikus: January Edition

January 9

Oh God, only 15 wins

So far what a shame…

 

Dudley’s crazy knee

Launched that ball away from him

Everyone went “boooo”

 

Only one game passed

Fifteen and twenty one now

Dude, who are the Suns?

 

Nuggets are not good

For anything but dipping

Into tasty sauce

 

Basketball is hard

Just ask Carter or Lopez

Follow up on that

 

Steve Nash is ugly

Sorry, but seriously

Office girls love him

 

The Suns are Jello

Sitting in an old, cold bowl

Put a stapler in!

 

The rule for today

Win the next game or get punched

New rule tomorrow

 

If I owned a pig

I would name him Rob Sarver

And cook some bacon

 

What are you smoking?

Gentry isn’t the problem

Your face is stupid

 

Enough of this stuff

Can I get a “Let’s Go Suns!”?

Refrigerator

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Strangley good and savory...Mmmm, I like bacon!

excellent job, Basketball GF…!

STAT may be gone but the Suns will rise....! BTW, I'm thankful!

by Daryl Ray on Jan 12, 2011 10:57 AM MST reply actions  

Bravo!

and rec’d. I may come back and write some of these later, if I’m bored at work.

Trade Warrick!!!

by jc79 on Jan 12, 2011 11:08 AM MST reply actions  

These haikus

Are as good a way as any to make sense of this season.

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away."
~Phillip K. Dick

by East Bay Ray on Jan 12, 2011 12:10 PM MST reply actions  

Thanks fellas.

"This [basketball] is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators."

by Basketball GF on Jan 12, 2011 12:46 PM MST reply actions  

the dunking elephant!!!!!!!

you comfort my ailing basketball heart… thanks BBGF

"Kobe doing work
Two-four on my shirt
He the greatest on the court"

by 2NASHTY on Jan 12, 2011 1:23 PM MST up reply actions  

These made me very happy.

On a day when I am not very happy, no less.
Good work. Recc’d.

"If the Suns can shock the world
Goran Dragic is the name."

by Dragic_is_Magic on Jan 12, 2011 3:33 PM MST reply actions  

BRAVO! REC!

That was excellent
especially the last line
convection oven

Real name no gimmicks

by Will Slaven on Jan 12, 2011 7:09 PM MST reply actions  

The New Jersey Nets
Had us on the ropes last night
Goran saves the day!

I know it’s not as clever as yours, but I had to try, right?

Trade Warrick!!!

by jc79 on Jan 13, 2011 4:57 PM MST reply actions  

Bball elephant
Lob a tasty alley-oop
Dunked home with the trunk

You can get with this, or you can get Gortat.
Card-carrying member of the CTLVCOF. Let's get it done.

by RMason on Jan 13, 2011 5:18 PM MST reply actions  

This is the most awesome haiku I have ever read!

My two favorite things: basketball and elephants.

"This [basketball] is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators."

by Basketball GF on Jan 13, 2011 6:27 PM MST via mobile up reply actions  

we needed a win

a room with an elephant,
then, non-sequitur

Real name no gimmicks

by Will Slaven on Jan 14, 2011 1:33 AM MST up reply actions  

Rec., and may I be so bold to submit my own...

Wtf $arver?
Don’t Manage Suns Like A Bank,
Fans Won’t Bail You Out.

by oLLiE Boombayay on Jan 16, 2011 2:24 PM MST reply actions  

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