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We need Meathawk, we don’t have Meathawk, so lets make our own Meathawk!

Throughout this season, the Suns have put a plethora of on court chemistry issues on full display. Their offense stagnates in critical moments; both their defense and communication frequently break down, and their mechanics have proven unable to find a solution. On the hardwood, the Suns are earning an F in chemistry, and if they do not bring their grade up, they’ll be spending the playoffs in summer school.

Off court chemistry could be an opportunity for extra credit. Last year’s Meathawk videos, featuring Nash and his teammates in hilarious scenarios, were a clear display of off court chemistry. Plus, they were hilarious!

Perhaps Nash is busy or uninspired, or perhaps there just aren’t enough smiles on the trips home for him to bust out his camera and act a fool. Nevertheless, I miss the Meathawk videos and it’s time we saw another, if for no other reason than to create an illusion of chemistry to breathe hope into this miserable season of sub-mediocrity. If it is inspiration that Nash lacks, lets help the man out.

BSOTS, if you were to create a premise for the next Meathawk skit, what would it be?

Just off the top of my head, I’d like to see Steve Nash and Grant Hill approaching Vince Carter and surrounding him on the plane, and showing him brochures of retirement communities.

We might not see another team video from Nash, so I ask you to make some up, so I can imagine them and giggle. Go at it! Be vague or detailed.