Hey Phoenix Suns Fans, Buy Your Season Tickets Now!

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That's right, Suns fans. One day after the league's hard-line negotiating stance alienated their players to the point that lawsuits are now at hand and the season is in severe jeopardy, our favorite team is offering this terrific season ticket deal at suns.com! They're so excited to sell us tickets to games that are somewhere between doubtful and highly questionable to be played, that they sent the above sales pitch out via e-mail as well and are only asking for "limited money down"!

I would love to hear how this sales pitch works out. Seriously, I'd like to know if they can find even one sucker who is going to send the team their money given the labor debacle we're witnessing. What an incredible display of nerve.

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