Normally, you would have to HONE SIX PUNS to keep up with most posters on BSotS. 

But I just want to talk about how the Suns will still make the playoffs despite missing their hard-working forward who continues to re-invent himself, now adding solid rebounding to his shooting touch, the unCANNY FIRE NiGHtly brought to the court. 

We still have our 2-time MVP, one of the all-time great ASHEN VETS to ever play the game. 

We have his aged cohort, GRANdfather THrILL, who deserves to be on the NBA's all-defensive team. 

Though our starting center is unexciting and ambles up and down the court, ok, he's BORIN', LOPEZ up and down, never moving too fast, our backup is one of those centers who ARe ORANGMATTIC at double-doubles, even off the bench! 

While our starting shooting guard is friendly, prancing around the court, a NICE CAVoRTER, his backup is a wild thing, helter skelter, all over the place--he screams,"I AM UP SKELTERIC!" 

Our all-hustle defensive player off the bench sometimes employs a very accurate 3-point shot and is DEADLY DE JURe. 

Our backup point guard is A BORN SKORA', dropping 17 points like nothing! 

But the guy who more than filled Frye's shoes last night played a game like it was a throwback to Connie Hawkins' day-- he even proclaimed himself "I RACK RIM HAWK!!" 

Even though our coach's voice sounds kind of like TINNY GRAVEL, with all these pieces, I do feel that we have SIX NUNS' HOPE of making the playoffs!!