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Oh, git us a star, like Nash and Hill are,

Oh, git us a star, like Nash and Hill are,

Mister Sarver and Babby and Blanks.

Someone who can score, pref'rably a 4,

And we'll give lotsa BrightSider thanks!

 

Chorus:

Star, star in the desert,

Where the BAMF and MVSteve play.

We're stuck in quagmire, since losin' Stud-for-hire,

And the BrightSide's getting darker each day.

 

Since Dudley's bench glue, we still need a 2,

Someone who can get his own shot.

We need some consist'ncy, to please this constituency,

Someone as solid as Marcin Gortat.

    Repeat Chorus

 

We'd like to see Majerle, come ridin' on a Harley,

With Irving, or Kemba, or Will-iams,

Someone who'd play harder, not at all like Vince Carter,

'Cause we want no more corpses nor bums.

   Repeat Chorus

 

E'en a backup point guard, shouldn't really be hard,

Anyone who can pass and defend.

He could take off the pressure, and make Steve much fresher,

When for the title the Suns do contend.

 

Last Chorus:

Star, star in the desert,

Where the beer and the Thunderbird spray,

Many've turned to boozin', 'cause of all this darn losin',

And Scott Howard's lookin' smarter each day!!

 

In the comments, go ahead and add your own (much better) verses to this pathetic poetic plea for help!

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