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BSotS Vernacular
by noonoo on Apr 8, 2011 11:11 PM MST
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PrintHere at BSotS, we enjoy a certain form of communication. Call it... English. Or gibberish. So for those who are new or struggling to understand some of the word vomit that's thrown around here, this is your guide.
I suggest you print it out or find some way to have it have it forever imprinted in you brain because no one will explain this to you ever again.
Ever.
2-time - Refers to God as he has won two MVPs. Also see God.
A 2NASHTY - To perform an act of spelling or grammatical failure.
A Man - When a player's play is so outstanding, this title is bestowed on him. Eg. Grant Hill is a man.
Asshat - A person who engages in reckless stupidity at the peril of others.
Awesome Sauce - 1. An acknowledgement of appreciation. 2. refer to “ditto”. 3. The reason spaghetti is worth eating.
BAMF - Bad Ass Mother Fucker; In regards to the manly play of Grant Hill.
Bandwagoners - Celebrity Laker fans.
Banhammer - When comments made starts an internet war that it demands action. Mods will exert their corruptible power on you. Also see trolls for more information.
Boll - Name for former Phoenix Sun, Hedo Turkoglu. Also used to express feelings of love, hate, anger, or frustration. Eg. I boll this. It is up to you to figure out which feeling it is.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED!!! - We’re totally fucked. It is up to you to use as many or as little O's as you see fit. Also see doomed.
BSotS - An eclectic compilation of manic-bipolar personalities and degenerates who alternately shriek with glee like little school girls.
Chandler - Name given when the play of Channing Frye is craptacular.
Comment of the Game - A rare and mythical honor bestowed on one lucky commentor in the recap that was made during a game thread for having the most insightful or funniest comment of the thread.
Conbuilding - To rebuild and contend simultaneously while not being fully committed to either one.
Crap on a spatula - An expression of dismay. (I am determined to make this a part of the BSotS lexicon. Look for it.)
CTLVCOF - Coalition to Light Vince Carter on Fire; Organized because of the frustrations and general hate of the apathy that is Vince Carter.
Doomed - We're totally fucked.
Doris Diaw - A nickname for former Suns player, Boris Diaw, that refers to his (often) non-manly play.
Dragon - Nickname for former Suns' player, Goran Dragic, for his spectacular play.
Escape Goat – Malapropism that caught on after a commenter was trying to say that Vince Carter is a “scapegoat”. Immortalized by waxmonkey here.
Evil Empire - The San Antonio Spurs.
Facepalm - The only suitable answer to a stupid statement, question, or series of events.
Flagged - When someone disagrees with a comment, it is flagged.
Fropez - Nickname for Robin Lopez due to his monsterous afro.
God - Steve Nash.
Goran Tragic - Nickname to describe the not-so-spectacular play of Goran Dragic.
ICMF - Ice Cold Mother Fucker; In regards to the clutchness of Channing Frye.
Killed it – An exaggerated compliment of a modest achievement, coined by Overlord Seth to describe Goran Dragic’s success with the Rockets this season. Can also be used as killing it.
Lowe - Love as it looks after it’s been 2NASHTY’d. This is how real people spell “love”.
Mr. ORNG - The super creepy guy that paints himself orange when attending Suns games.
Nashty - When God does something particularly manly.
Numbnuts - The name God hath given via Twitter to Migonads.
Pause - Any comment that could be misconstrued by one of the dozens of depraved degenerates that reside here.
Peaches - Nickname for Mickael Pietrus. Yeah, I don't get it either.
Planet Orange - The mythical planet in which the Suns reside.
Polish Hammer - Moniker for Suns' center, Marcin Gortat. Not to be confused with banhammer.
Pudgemonster - Nickname for Garret Siler because of his considerable... girth.
Rage - Said when something happens or when something is said that pisses you off.
Raja Bell - Forever remembred for his clothesline of Kobe Bryant in the 2006 playoffs.
Rec'd - When someone agrees with a comment, it is rec'd. 8 recs turns a comment green.
Rec Whore - 1. A jerk who posts up intriguing fanposts for the sole purpose of attaining recs. 99.9% of their posts sound logical and reasonable when they clearly are not and they serve no purpose other than to make the original poster feel better about his or herself because they have no lives at all. 2. Someone who needs positive reinforcement so badly they consistently say things other will rec: “Nash is so God tonight,” etc. Rec whore mostly refers to Keify AKA Keiththejourno.
Release the Clarken - The sarcastic battle cry of Bright Siders for Gentry to play former Suns player, Earl Clark.
Release the Kraken - The demand for former Suns player, Goran Dragic, to go Supernova. See this article for more details.
Rolo - A shortened nickname for Robin Lopez.
Rosterbate - When commenters fantasize about trade propositions and/or free agent signings to improve the team.
Sarcasm font - Font that is used so readers can easily detect sarcasm. To use this font, bracket your text with @. If you did it right, it should look like this: @You're doing it wrong.@
Sarcasm meter - A tool that one may or may not possess to detect sarcasm. If you are unable to detect blatant sarcasm, yours may be broken. Buy a new one.
Scott Howard - The grumbly Staff Writer of BSotS that believes we are forever doomed. Also the founder CTLVCOF.
SCTFC - Sub-Committee to Free Chilly; Organized because Josh Childress was nailed to the bench.
Seth Pollack - aka Phoenix Stan. aka Our Supreme Lord and Fearless Leader.
Super Nova - When a player goes crazy and scores by the buckets full in a limited amount of playing time; Most notably Goran Dragic circa 2010 Playoffs, 2nd Round; Game 3 on May 7, 2010 against the Spurs when he scored 23 of his 26 points in the 4th quarter.
The Apostrophed One - Refers to former Suns, Amare Stoudemire, for when he decided it was a good idea to add an apostrophe to his name: Amar'e Stoudemire.
The Corpse - The rotting carcass of Vince Carter.
Trolls - One who posts a deliberately egregious comments with the intention of causing disruption and arguments. They are most likely douchebags from other blogs. Mods will likely exert their considerable power and drop the banhammer.
Wagon - Becoming a fan when you previously were not, even if that means for just a few days. Not to be confused with bandwagoners.
Use the comments section for any other words, acronyms, phrases, expressions, and nicknames I've probably missed.
This is a Scott Howard approved post.
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Brooker-3
FUCCCCCCKKKKKKKK
TROLL
ZEBRAS
He did lost a game against Kobe, But still he has a better education.
Lowe
as in i Lowe this site and I lowe the suns…..share the lowe.
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
I rob muhfuckaz for the lowe
Channing Frye would NEVER catch flying french fries with his left hand!
Excellent! Rec'd! This is like Urban Dictionary for BSOTS.
I’d add one key term:
Escape Goat – Malapropism that caught on after a commenter was trying to say that Vince Carter is a “scapegoat”. Immortalized by waxmonkey here. The funniest running joke ever on BSOTS, IMO.
Ah! How could I forget this?
I’ll add it as soon as I drag my ares out of bed and to a computer.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
by noonoo on Apr 9, 2011 9:31 AM MST via mobile up reply actions
My arse. Stupid iPhone.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
by noonoo on Apr 9, 2011 9:39 AM MST via mobile up reply actions
Oooh, another one.
Killed it – An exaggerated compliment of a modest achievement, coined by Overlord Seth to describe Goran Dragic’s success with the Rockets this season.
Not trying to throw you under the bus. It's all in good fun.
Besides, at least you’re not “numbnuts”!
or
at least when some one makes really bad error they don’t call it a Beavis 25
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
I love this idea
for all it’s elegant irony
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
Rec'd!
BSotS: An eclectic compilation of manic-bipolar personalities who alternately shriek with glee like little school girls, and/or Mickael Pietrus,
and PANIC like frightened pre-roadkill squirrels at the slightest provocation, kinda like Hakim Warrick when he receives the ball high on the elbow,
and RAGE like the Dark Lord himself when the referees blow yet another call, causing the CrazyEyes to arise and shoot lazers, earning mild-mannered GHill yet another tech.
Sometimes a single play may evoke all three responses from BSotS, proving that the entity is tri-polar, and not bi-polar.
by SteveNash, QuantumPhysicist on Apr 9, 2011 9:22 AM MST reply actions
And can someone define bi-winning?
I must have missed the origin of that one…
by SteveNash, QuantumPhysicist on Apr 9, 2011 9:23 AM MST reply actions
In an interview with Charlie Sheen
The interviewer asked him if he was bi-polar. He replied: “No, I’m bi-winning”. It spread like crazy over the Internet.
Malapropism that caught on after “a commenter” was trying to say that Vince Carter is a "scapegoat". Immortalized by waxmonkey here.
To save you guys the trouble, it was me. I created that monster and waxmonkey brought it to life, sorry.
Don't trade Dudley!
I know who it is...
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
Yeah, I Twitter - @Eutychus12
P.S. - it's not me
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
Yeah, I Twitter - @Eutychus12
It's all his fault.
He must be sacrificed immediately.
Grant Hill: where making MVPs look like wannabes happens.
how bout you go f*** yourself...
yes, feed yourself off my sacrificial flesh.
Hey- Don't Blame ME
Violent??
Why r u so angry?
Retract claws, retract claws Maritza.
by Aztiramtempe on Apr 12, 2011 6:22 PM MST up reply actions
you'd be too
if you were escape goat
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
Because no one loves him
And when escape goat decides to destroy us all, I very well may be the sole cause.
Grant Hill: where making MVPs look like wannabes happens.
Lol.. We will blame you!
You created a monster..
I had to finish watching Swimfan because it was... on.
by Aztiramtempe on Apr 12, 2011 7:44 PM MST up reply actions
Wait a minute.
NashMV3 will be the scapegoat when we all get destroyed by the escape goat? I’m really confused now.
by East Bay Ray on Apr 12, 2011 7:54 PM MST up reply actions
It's easier if u don't think about it..
Just go with it
I had to finish watching Swimfan because it was... on.
by Aztiramtempe on Apr 12, 2011 8:08 PM MST up reply actions
That's what we said when the escape goat was created.
Look at where it’s gotten us now.
Grant Hill: where making MVPs look like wannabes happens.
Fantastic!
I’m so glad this went up this quickly, I was looking forward to it the instant I read that you were making it. Haha.
Blogging Phoenix Suns basketball at Bright Side of the Sun twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
I aim to please.
Stop thinking it, degenerates.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
That's what she...oh, nevermind.
We’re all grateful, regardless.
Blogging Phoenix Suns basketball at Bright Side of the Sun twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 9, 2011 1:17 PM MST up reply actions
Watch Parks and Rec?
I “awesome sauce” this post.
Blogging Phoenix Suns basketball at Bright Side of the Sun twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 10, 2011 12:44 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
that's what makes the sauce so awesome.
"I might be full of shit, but I'm approximately right." - Zentrified
too late
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
Pervs.
;)
Blogging Phoenix Suns basketball at Bright Side of the Sun twitter: @iamtrevorpaxton
by Trevor Paxton on Apr 9, 2011 1:48 PM MST up reply actions
not early enough
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
by noonoo on Apr 10, 2011 11:19 AM MST via mobile up reply actions
Asshat: A person who engages in reckless stupidity at the peril of others.
I smell like the vault. I'm so PAID.
KG
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
Scott Howard Jerk-Off Motion: Or SHJOM. A response used for something that is too ridiculous for a dignified response.
I smell like the vault. I'm so PAID.
by RMason on Apr 9, 2011 3:07 PM MST reply actions 4 recs
holy fuck
how did we forget this!
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
by 2NASHTY on Apr 10, 2011 11:50 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
This was EXCELLENT.
I enjoy being called “grumbly” – makes me feel like I’m 60 years old
This should be permanently posted somewhere
Founder of the Coalition to Light Vince Carter On Fire (CTLVCOF)
RIP Seasons of Discontent
no
scott has fangs and an oddly phallic looking tail
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
Nice! Wish I could Rec'd this twice.
I never realize we had so many words.. It’s a wonder new people still join. We sound like a secret club with it’s own code.
Retract claws, retract claws Maritza.
I've got one
Conbuilding- to rebuild and contend simultaneously while not being fully committed to either one.
Don't trade Dudley!
by Beavis 25 on Apr 9, 2011 4:43 PM MST reply actions 2 recs
Is that kinda like...Retending?
Insert epic quote here: "I got nothin'"
Sort a
But when I hear retending I think of a defending championship team trying to win it’s 2nd title in a row.
Don't trade Dudley!
retending sounds like goal tending for a second consecutive play.
"If the Devil walks the Earth, he probably wears a Spurs uniform." - Me
Rec'd.
Here’s a few more:
A 2NASHTY: To perform an act of spelling or grammatical failure.
Lowe: Love as it looks after it’s been 2NASHTY’d. This is how real people spell “love”.
Boll: Name for former Phoenix Sun Hedo Turkoglu. Also used to express feelings of whatever. (Feel free to correct this one since I’m not really thinking as I type this)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONED!!!: We’re totally fucked.
Grant Hill: where making MVPs look like wannabes happens.
Also...
Rec Whore: A jerk who posts up intriguing fanposts for the sole purpose of attaining recs. 99.9% of their posts sound logical and reasonable when they clearly are not and they serve no purpose other than to make the original poster feel better about his or herself because they have no lives at all.
Grant Hill: where making MVPs look like wannabes happens.
I will add these immediately.
Tomorrow morning.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
by noonoo on Apr 10, 2011 1:47 AM MST via mobile up reply actions
nice work-some others...
RobLo was the moniker given to Fropez last year by his teammates. It never caught on here.
I thought I founded the “Master of the Obvious” club. Again I guess it never caught on either.
Rec Whore- someone who needs positive reinforcement so badly they consistently say things other will rec: “Nash is so God tonight,” etc. Rec whore mostly refers to Keify AKA Keiththejourno.
Blogging Suns Basketball. Twitter: @willcantrellphx
by Wil Cantrell on Apr 10, 2011 10:33 AM MST up reply actions
kieth is such a dirty slut
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
I'm glad you're all enjoying this.
It warms the cockles of my heart.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
by noonoo on Apr 10, 2011 11:18 AM MST via mobile reply actions
maybe the subcockles, maybe the kidneys, maybe even in the colon
we don’t know.
"I might be full of shit, but I'm approximately right." - Zentrified
by Zentrified on Apr 10, 2011 11:33 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
Hat tip
…for the Denis Leary ref.
Twitter: @MikeLisboa
by Mike Lisboa on Apr 15, 2011 11:11 AM MST up reply actions
Thanks man!
I didn’t think anyone was ever going to get that!
"I might be full of shit, but I'm approximately right!" - Me
(snigger) she said cockles (snigger)
Blogging Suns Basketball at Bright Side of the Sun
by Alex Laugan on Apr 10, 2011 11:43 AM MST up reply actions
Y musa u guys constantly make learn stuff?
I just had to google cockles.
Retract claws, retract claws Maritza.
by Aztiramtempe on Apr 10, 2011 11:49 AM MST up reply actions
Bright Side is a wonderful learning tool.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
all I heard was tool
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
by 2NASHTY on Apr 10, 2011 1:49 PM MST up reply actions 2 recs
Yep it was a tiny tool..
Retract claws, retract claws Maritza.
by Aztiramtempe on Apr 10, 2011 6:24 PM MST up reply actions
I take exception to...
“Fearless” part of “fearless leader”
Raising Arizona Sports at SB Nation Arizona twitter: @sethpo
too bad
it has been written and can not be undone.
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
don't be afraid of a compliment
Channing Frye would NEVER catch flying french fries with his left hand!
You will be our fearless leader and you will like it.
Until we decide to mutiny you.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
Do we to throw him overboard???
I always wanted 2 b a pirate
Retract claws, retract claws Maritza.
by Aztiramtempe on Apr 10, 2011 6:23 PM MST up reply actions
I think that's making him walk the plank, Maritza.
Grant Hill: where making MVPs look like wannabes happens.
We'll organize a coup d'etat and then make him walk the plank.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
I told 2Nashty he was a turd sandwich.
"I might be full of shit, but I'm approximately right." - Zentrified
by Zentrified on Apr 10, 2011 8:55 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs
great to meet you chris
the game sucked BIG TIME, but you, me and the Jennifer’s KILLED IT…
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
he did indeed pass the message.
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
I hope to pass along the message in person some time next season.
Or even in the offseason if you so happen to be in the area.
Grant Hill: where making MVPs look like wannabes happens.
I hope so too
bitch face
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
you are two are like an old married couple
"I might be full of shit, but I'm approximately right." - Zentrified
Lol.. Can you just feel the
Chemistry between those two.. They should just get together..
:)
Retract claws, retract claws Maritza.
by Aztiramtempe on Apr 11, 2011 2:09 PM MST up reply actions
I can see what's happening,
And they don’t have a clue,
They’ll fall in love and here’s the bottom line….
Re-sign BAMF.
by brian13 on Apr 11, 2011 6:28 PM MST up reply actions 3 recs
Rec'd for quoting "The Lion King"
Retract claws, retract claws Maritza.
by Aztiramtempe on Apr 11, 2011 10:07 PM MST up reply actions
Ugh.. That's what it's called..
English is hard!!!! Even after 22 years!!!
Retract claws, retract claws Maritza.
by Aztiramtempe on Apr 11, 2011 2:10 PM MST up reply actions
What about release the CLARKen?!?!
"I don't lift weights because they are heavy, and I don't run because it makes me tired." - Charles Barkley
I was trying to remember that one!
I knew it was something with Clark but I was drawing a blank.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
You mean the Griflark?
Sorry, I don’t recall who gets credit for this…
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by Seth Pollack on Apr 12, 2011 11:29 AM MST up reply actions 14 recs
Wow, how you been Griflark?
Long time, no see!
I tried....
I guess the “You cant tripple stamp a double stamp!!!” rules are in effect…
Insert epic quote here: "I got nothin'"
Seriously...
Why isn’t this green yet? Do your part, people!
Grant Hill: where making MVPs look like wannabes happens.
Here's a couple more:
East-Coast Bias: The name given to the utterly obvious favoritism showered upon teams residing in the East Coast of the USA.
Stern’d: When the Referees in a game make terrible calls and are incredibly biased towards a certain team (Yes, David Stern, I’m still mad about the Thunder game)
noonoo has done so many revisions to the original post
that you might as well keep piling them on so she can revise it prior to the start of the next season, and yes, there will be a next season!
"I might be full of shit, but I'm approximately right." - Zentrified
You just reminded me of another.
LOLUMAD?: Awwwww, did you get your wittle feewings hurt?
Grant Hill: where making MVPs look like wannabes happens.
I'm glad to have helped
And if that’s an insult towards me, then yes, I’m still mad about the Thunder game. I’ll be the first to admit it.
It's not an insult, brah.
Zentrified actually didn’t know what I meant by that when I wrote it somewhere in another thread. So I thought noonoo should include that one in. The definition was just my little twist on it.
Grant Hill: where making MVPs look like wannabes happens.
And... are you a dude or a dudette?
I don’t wanna be calling you brah if you’re not really a brah.
Grant Hill: where making MVPs look like wannabes happens.
We ruined recs.
The standard is 5 to make a comment green. We fucked up the curve like a bunch of jerkwads.
Grant Hill: where making MVPs look like wannabes happens.
by NashMV3 on Apr 11, 2011 9:44 AM MST via mobile reply actions
Well, yeah.
Have you met the people on this blog?
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
by noonoo on Apr 11, 2011 11:54 AM MST up reply actions 2 recs
where hellz you been?
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
So busy all the time, but I always pull out BSotS on my phone when I get a chance and catch up.
Just cause I ain’t talking don’t mean I ain’t a’ listenin’…
ya
we are all pretty freaking awesome…it’s hard to stay away
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
Oh here's one
from the past…Full French
http://www.brightsideofthesun.com/2008/1/25/232817/531#5027807
Raising Arizona Sports at SB Nation Arizona twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 12, 2011 11:40 AM MST reply actions 1 recs
there were only 13 comments on that game recap?!?
musta been back in the Dark Ages when comments had to be telegraphed in, or sent via smoke signal!
by SteveNash, QuantumPhysicist on Apr 12, 2011 12:04 PM MST up reply actions
hey now
respect your elders
Raising Arizona Sports at SB Nation Arizona twitter: @sethpo
by Seth Pollack on Apr 12, 2011 12:46 PM MST up reply actions
but I am my elder...er.... or something...
I’m probably one of the oldest guys on here at 50 years old
by SteveNash, QuantumPhysicist on Apr 12, 2011 7:48 PM MST up reply actions
I wasn't gonna say anything
…but now i can…Respect your elders Seth!
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
Forgot about that one
Oh, Boris I miss you. I don’t miss your donut eating alterego though.
Re-sign BAMF.
and in the end
he unfortunately was more like the Maginot line…oh well
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
I read that post and I don't get what the "Full French" is.
"I might be full of shit, but I'm approximately right!" - Me
Awesome Sauce, taken from the television comedy: Parks and Recreation
1. An acknowledgement of total appreciation of what was just said.
2. refer to “ditto”.
3. The reason spaghetti is worth eating.
"I might be full of shit, but I'm approximately right." - Me
Can we add shoeshine head???
I feel like i have that today!!
Retract claws, retract claws Maritza.
by Aztiramtempe on Apr 12, 2011 6:24 PM MST up reply actions
I was actually going to put this in when I added crap on a spatula but then I went...
Eh.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
Finally saw an episode of Parks and Rec.
You’re sooooo right. That show is hilarious!
by East Bay Ray on Apr 22, 2011 9:32 AM MST up reply actions
Thanks for putting awesome sauce in!
I'm like Alvin Gentry of the game thread, you have no idea what I am doing.
AKA the anti-Weak Sauce..
Insert epic quote here: "I got nothin'"
Rec, but Scott Howard isn't grumpy...
Not sure what the heck it is, but it an’t grumpy…
STAT may be gone but the Suns will rise....! BTW, If positivity is a crime, I plead guilty by reason of T-Bird...!
How about jolly and good natured?
Founder of the Coalition to Light Vince Carter On Fire (CTLVCOF)
RIP Seasons of Discontent
by Scott Howard on Apr 15, 2011 2:48 AM MST up reply actions
meh...
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
by 2NASHTY on Apr 15, 2011 11:33 AM MST up reply actions 1 recs
+1
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
yup
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
Right, because I totally believe that.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
Hey, every time I see Scott, it's always a good time
Regardless of his desire to light another human being on fire!
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by Trevor Paxton on Apr 15, 2011 6:00 PM MST up reply actions
He should probably see someone about his violent/homicidal tendencies
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
I'm not sure how successful those sessions with Trevor would be.
Not that I doubt his abilities. I just… doubt his abilities.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
Me too.
I’m surprised he’s still paying me $45 per session. I’d have quit a long time ago, if I were him.
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by Trevor Paxton on Apr 17, 2011 1:08 AM MST up reply actions
just don't touch his tail
…he hates that
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
WTF you Talk'n bout butt breath
I’m a damn sexy mofo
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
I don't know...
I mean if he’s still paying you, maybe you should just charge him more.
To the asshat that hit me: thanks for the broken arm. ...Fucker.
SHJOM
"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH
Zebras:
The 3 members of the opposing team who wear black and white and participate by blowing shrill whistles and ejecting key Suns players, rather than by actually playing basketball.
Suns v Spurs in the 1st round. Make this happen.
I'm a little late.. but this is awesome
Good work gents.
Bam!
They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
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