Come one come all Phoenix Suns fans and humans alike! View to your unquenchable pleasure the...

Come one come all Phoenix Suns fans and humans alike! View to your unquenchable pleasure the utterly most hilarious of parodies a la SNAFU engulfing the one, the only, the most hated of all animate and inanimate objects... KOBE BRYANT!

Let us bask in this moment of glorious retribution and yet stay humbled at the fact that he will still probably drop 40 points a few times on us next season.

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might want to add a Not Suitable for Work Tag

Channing Frye would NEVER catch flying french fries with his left hand!

by Will Slaven on May 12, 2011 3:07 PM MST reply actions

You should wear headphones like me

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by Eutychus on May 12, 2011 3:25 PM MST up reply actions

why

I say fuck Dallas all the time at work…not as much as i say fuck the lakers though.

"Maybe I’m old school," Nash said, "but I signed a contract to play here and I want to honor it. I feel like I owe it to my teammates and the city and everybody to keep battling until they tell me it’s time to go." STEVE (God of Basketball) NASH

by 2NASHTY on May 12, 2011 5:02 PM MST up reply actions

I'm always prone to say fuck New Hampshire.

And I don’t know anything about New Hampshire. It’s weird.

I smell like the vault. I'm so PAID.

by RMason on May 12, 2011 5:20 PM MST up reply actions

I know, it's wierd it just comes out some times

it’s like “we need a name for our new line, 2nashty what’ya got for us”

and I’m like “how bout…Fuck New Hampshire”

by 2NASHTY on May 12, 2011 5:26 PM MST up reply actions

might want to add more rec's to this post as well

Re-sign BAMF.

by brian13 on May 12, 2011 3:14 PM MST reply actions

freekin hilarious

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by Wil Cantrell on May 12, 2011 3:35 PM MST up reply actions

"If I was Pau's girlfriend I'd dump him too!"

They say "don't swim with the sharks", but I'm faster than sharks so it's not a big deal...
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by Eutychus on May 12, 2011 3:48 PM MST reply actions

This seems like exactly what Kobe would really like to say, and most likely thinks. Freaking awesome! LOL

This is going to be a long, worrisome off season.

by thedoovage on May 12, 2011 6:35 PM MST reply actions

KOBE FACE!

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by modernage13 on May 13, 2011 12:37 AM MST reply actions

fu*k dallas

Lover,Poet,Suns fan,All around damn good guy.

by stevedavis_ on May 13, 2011 7:47 AM MST reply actions

‘Kobe face’ – incredible.

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by keiththejourno on May 13, 2011 9:37 AM MST reply actions

The real postgame was better though, just because you could see Kobe getting more and more p*ssed off with the questions and the questions were getting less and less thought out.

Plus his array of facial expressions were amazing.

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by keiththejourno on May 13, 2011 9:39 AM MST reply actions

lmao at the Dry Mamba

Steve Nash, the league's MVP, is a longhaired Canadian who spoke out against the war in Iraq and reads The Communist Manifesto. Quentin Richardson declared after a game-winning shot that it "was like Hamlet. It was a suspense thriller, and I killed them at the end." Amare Stoudemire, when asked to comment on a 22-point third quarter against the Kings, said, "I've got a tendency to jump over some guys' heads and throw it down."

by rsavaj on May 15, 2011 12:01 PM MST reply actions