I don't do well with Haiku's. I enjoy BBGF's Haiku's but I'm never able to post a comment because I can't Haiku back. So here is my favorite form of poetry...the Limerick. the limerick is more in tune with my cultural sensibilities (low brow). warning if you are easily offended you're on the wrong site...try BlazersEdge.
there once was a german from Dallas...
who regarded the heat with much malice
when asked on the street if the heat he could beat...
In broken english he'd reply, "I will beat them like phallus".
there once was a giant called shactus...
in younger days he carried teams like he was Atlas
4 rings he did win...but to Boston's chagrin
the diesel they bought came gas-less
There once was a team called the Lakers...
THEY GOT THERE ASSES HANDED TO THEM BY DALLAS...HAHAHAHA! I love it...epic Fail, just like this limerick.
fuck you Bynum, you're a dick.
there once was a brightsider called 2NASHTY
whose post where moronic and trashy
he said with a grin "they let my jackass join In"
"equal opportunity blogging, now that's classy"
O.K. your turn... Note how I didn't mention TNT announcer and Suns legend Charles.