I'm still not feeling it, folks. Football preseason - meh. Baseball - double meh. And the lockout continues. So here are my weak haikus for August. I promise the joie de vivre will come back in the later months of the year. Please feel free to add as many haikus of your own in the comments section. It will make me feel warm and fuzzy!

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I heard a friend say

Something completely shocking :

“Let’s go rosterbate”

That was years ago

Conversation continues…

Choose your favorites

We say some things like,

Pietrus versus JR

Dudley everywhere

Antawn Jamison?

He’s got nothing on C. Frye

Come on, step it up

Trade Robert Sarver

For the entire team

And just start over

Bring back Marion

And please bring back Raja Bell

You can keep Griffin…

Bring back Barbosa

I will “meep, meep!” all night long

And unleash the “woooo!”

It will be so nice

When the lockout is lifted

Big money right there

Give grant lots of hugs

And give Nash some big noogies

Free kittens for all