If those bozos in Congress could come to an agreement on the need to raise the debt ceiling--sure, while splattering the walls with custard, and poking each other in the eye, and getting stuck in the doorways, and pouring whitewash down one another's pants--still, if those schmoes can come to an agreement, why can't the NBA owners and players at least have a mutual trash-talking, hating-one-another party and hammer out some stupid agreement that everybody hates and get the NBA Season Back On Track ALREADY!!!
We've already had a poll on WHEN the lockout will end. What do you think is the reason WHY the lockout will end?
WHY will the NBA lockout end?
Because the owners will realize that 46% (or 43%, or whatever) of nothing is still nothing-- (7 votes)
Because the players will run out of tatoo money or $1000 bills to polish their jewelry-- (8 votes)
Because LeBron will make a decision to effectively utilize his leadership skills to unite the players-- (1 vote)
Because Kobe will lead with humility and sacrifice--oh, never mind-- (1 vote)
Because Ron Artest will change his name to Mettta Association Love n Harmony-- (4 votes)
Because Sarver will lead the owners in a wave of generosity by declaring, "Who cares about the cost? Let's play bball!" (2 votes)
Because Grant Hill will bore into David Stern with his 'crazy eye' stare and Gortat will bring the Hammer down on the negotiating table-- (7 votes)
Because BrightSiders' passion for bball will rise up and overwhelm both sides into cringing and cowering in a corner over their idiocy at not not being able to decide how to divide up BILLIONS while the economy continues to swirl 'round n 'round and down (10 votes)
40 total votes