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Call me, Keiff Stone


I was watching the Phoenix Suns game on FSAZ today, and one thing in particular caught my audible attention. Tom Chambers and what's-his-nuts-Leander were engaging in a discussion about Markeiff Morris' potential nickname. Tom settled on 'The Beast' a little too quickly, with the implication that he's our new 'muscle' at PF (ie The Apostrophe'd One). While it was the best of all the suggested nicknames, I'd like to make my arguement that Mr. Morris should be called " 'Keiff Stone"

Jump It, Son.

'Sup? I'm Keiff Stone. Basketball, and Always Smoothe, Extraordinare. Here's what you need to know about me:

I am a Twin. That does not make half a person. It makes me twice as Awesome.

Look at my facial hair, I have it. You wish you did too.

I won the NBA Rookie of the Year, 4 years in a row.

I won the 6th Man of the Year every season of my life, even though I started the whole time.

I rebound the ball.

I play defense.

I put the ball in the hoop.

I carry a 30-pack with me everywhere I go, because I'm always ready for a block party.'

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