Steve Nash Goes 'Corn Chopper' In Latest Vitaminwater Video

by Seth Pollack on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 AM MST in Phoenix Suns Commentary

I still don't get why I would buy "Vitaminwater" as opposed to "Waterwater" but in the world of athlete commercial endorsements there's certainly far worse things Steve Nash could attach his name to. Right, Chuck?

In Steve's latest video for the flavored water in a plastic bottle, Nash gets his teammates involved and goes ham on some fake snow. As with most of Steve's brilliant plays, it's best just to watch and enjoy.

Now, if only Jack could hire Steve to pimp the new Jumbaco!

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Do you understand Vitaminwater?

Nope...

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Who cares, Steve's videos are funny regardless

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Love the stuff!!

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Biggest contribution Jared Dudley has made all year.

No longer trying to light Vince Carter on fire.

by Scott Howard on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM MST reply actions 4 recs

Ouch!!

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by AcucracK on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 PM MST up reply actions

I love it...!

Steve is just great as an actor..and since I my wife is a big fan of VitaminWater (She buys it buy the case..) I get it…!

Let's do this...!

by Daryl Ray on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM MST reply actions

"goes ham on some fake snow"

Seth how old are you? Lol goes ham…. Ha ha ha

by Migonads on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 AM MST via mobile reply actions

ill admit, i just bought a 12er of vitamin water. and honestly, about 40% of the reason I buy it is because Nash endorses it. I figure he’s healthy, he likes the product so…..Oh and also due to the witty narratives on the label.

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by Wil Cantrell on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 AM MST up reply actions

Just keeping it real, yo and feeling groovy….you dig?

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by Seth Pollack on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 PM MST up reply actions

That's totally rad, Seth.

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by East Bay Ray on Jan 24, 2012 1:36 PM MST up reply actions

so choice

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by PHXgp on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM MST up reply actions

Totally. Awesome!

Just because Steve Nash has that "dirty hipster" look doesn't mean he's in need of a shower. Steve Nash bathes in the tears of his victims on a nightly basis.

Mark of a Beast, baby. Mark of a Beast.

by NashMV3 on Jan 24, 2012 4:16 PM MST up reply actions

That was pure gold

Laughed so damn hard. Nash needs to be on more endorsements.

by lixuec on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 AM MST reply actions

EXTREEEEEEEEEMEEEEE

Gee, it’s like the 90’s again. Hell yeah!

by ArtB92 on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 PM MST reply actions

Scoop me Seth, I see how it is. This means war.

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by waxmonkey on Jan 24, 2012 12:28 PM MST reply actions

You didn't exactly make it clear what you were FanShotting to.

Perhaps if you had referenced the actual ad in your title Seth may have just bumped you to the front page.

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by Omaha Sun on Jan 24, 2012 12:34 PM MST up reply actions

I don’t need a reasonable motivation for war.

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by waxmonkey on Jan 24, 2012 12:57 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs

I hear he hates turtles

by 2NASHTY on Jan 24, 2012 1:11 PM MST up reply actions

He’s a dead man. Turtles are effing adorable.

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by waxmonkey on Jan 24, 2012 1:17 PM MST up reply actions

Holy crap. waxmonkey is actually Donald Rumsfeld!

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by East Bay Ray on Jan 24, 2012 1:36 PM MST up reply actions

So who are we invading...?

Let's do this...!

by Daryl Ray on Jan 24, 2012 1:52 PM MST up reply actions

who cares

just do it already

by 2NASHTY on Jan 24, 2012 2:17 PM MST up reply actions

I've always had a problem spelling Massachusetts...

Too many consanants and Bill Belicheck…That’s more than enough reason.

Let's do this...!

by Daryl Ray on Jan 24, 2012 2:23 PM MST up reply actions

maybe

….but probably not

#BringEmOn

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by Seth Pollack on Jan 24, 2012 2:00 PM MST up reply actions

Seth Pollack is the 1%.

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by waxmonkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:02 PM MST up reply actions

.1%

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by Seth Pollack on Jan 24, 2012 2:15 PM MST up reply actions

1% of what...?

The 1% of us BSOTSers that actually wear shoes and have seen a traffic light before they turned 18…?

Let's do this...!

by Daryl Ray on Jan 24, 2012 2:20 PM MST up reply actions

We want Sun God.

Daryl…Daryl….

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by waxmonkey on Jan 24, 2012 2:32 PM MST up reply actions 1 recs

Sun God is dead....

’bout as alive as our chances of getting Dwight Howard in a trade deadline deal…

Let's do this...!

by Daryl Ray on Jan 24, 2012 3:05 PM MST up reply actions

Hahahaha

That made absolutely no sense but it was funny anyways.

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by Airwave on Jan 24, 2012 1:23 PM MST reply actions

Nothing on this site makes any sense whatsoever.

That’s why I keep coming back.

Just because Steve Nash has that "dirty hipster" look doesn't mean he's in need of a shower. Steve Nash bathes in the tears of his victims on a nightly basis.

Mark of a Beast, baby. Mark of a Beast.

by NashMV3 on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM MST up reply actions

That doesn't make any sense to me.

Let's do this...!

by Daryl Ray on Jan 24, 2012 3:05 PM MST up reply actions

makes perfect sense to me.

by 2NASHTY on Jan 24, 2012 3:26 PM MST up reply actions

A little trickery

It’s a good thing

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Mark my words." Piotr Szczesniak 12/12/11 2:12 PM
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by Airwave on Jan 24, 2012 3:38 PM MST up reply actions

Would be cooler if he did the corn chopper in a Kelloggs factory

I love vitamin water though…well I did. The new flavors now are gross. I miss the days when it was just some type of strawberry or apple. Now it has fancy names.

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by modernage13 on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM MST reply actions

I never really drank them

I’ve had probably like 12 total. They have good commercials though!

"If Gortat pulls off a real Dream Shake in-game this year I will shave my head.
Mark my words." Piotr Szczesniak 12/12/11 2:12 PM
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by Airwave on Jan 24, 2012 4:30 PM MST up reply actions

Who is the hidden suns player?

This has been bothering me since I first saw the video. Who is the mysterious 5th Suns player who is hidden for most of those group shots? I think I see Duds, Kieff, Brown, and Price. Is that Channing with the goofy arm pumps?

by mctrisha on Jan 24, 2012 5:38 PM MST reply actions

That does look like Frye's tatoo

On his left arm

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Mark my words." Piotr Szczesniak 12/12/11 2:12 PM
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by Airwave on Jan 24, 2012 5:44 PM MST up reply actions

oooooh yes

nice catch. i was thrown off by the facial hair…i was like is that michael redd?

by mctrisha on Jan 24, 2012 5:57 PM MST up reply actions

I didn't even notice another person

Until you pointed it out LOL had to re-watch it and pay attention to just that or else I might not have seen it.

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Mark my words." Piotr Szczesniak 12/12/11 2:12 PM
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by Airwave on Jan 24, 2012 6:18 PM MST up reply actions

I think it's Brown.

Look at 1:20-1:21

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by Omaha Sun on Jan 24, 2012 9:42 PM MST up reply actions

Bassy is the one in white I think with the towel over his neck.

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by Omaha Sun on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 PM MST up reply actions

At least our team is still funny

even if they aren’t any good at basketball.

BAMF goes HAM.

by brian13 on Jan 25, 2012 2:07 PM MST reply actions

they aren’t any good at basketball.

That’s why they’re funny.

Just because Steve Nash has that "dirty hipster" look doesn't mean he's in need of a shower. Steve Nash bathes in the tears of his victims on a nightly basis.

Mark of a Beast, baby. Mark of a Beast.

by NashMV3 on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM MST up reply actions