Just two and half more weeks until the regular season starts, but all that means is we've got other crap to talk about in the meantime. Like Kobe for instance. Did you know that he'll only play for two more seasons and that we'll never have to see his face again? Seriously, check it. Let's pray and hope that he doesn't get that 6th ring.

Speaking of Kobe. If he and Michael Jordan were on the same team, who would be the first to give?