Kelley L Cox-US PRESSWIRE
When it comes to the Phoenix Suns, the last four years have been questionable at best. Aside from a nice little spike in the GDP in 2010, this team has produced three trips to the lottery and seems destined for a fourth. How will you cast your ballot in Tuesday's election?
Here are the platforms of the two candidates:
1) Vote for Change
A vote for change in this election would mean firing someone in charge (take your pick from Sarver on down to The Gorilla); a change in the starting lineup from _____ to ____ (details are overrated in elections); more minutes for rookie Kendall Marshall based on his ability to rock a Justin Beiber backpack and tweet
slightly interesting things about his daily life; and new uniforms for the team and all its registered fans.
2) Vote for Stay the Course
A vote for staying the course means blown leads to teams (allegedly) worse than the Suns; blow outs against good and probably even just mediocre teams; looking forward to the Bobcats with all the fear and trepidation of a rookie point guard wearing a goofy backpack walking into a biker bar; and an early start on scouting the draft.
What say you, 'Merica?
How will you cast your ballot?
Change is always good regardless of what comes next (97 votes)
Stay the course...change is scary (45 votes)
142 total votes