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Some Predictions for Tonight's Game against DEN...


Tonight's game versus the Nuggets is so important for Western Conference standings and is likely to be so intense, that BrightSiders will show up in force, and mash their keyboards enthusiastically. We can be fairly confident that the following will happen tonight:

"Go, Suns!" will be typed in 14 times...

The words "nervous," "worried," or "pants-wettingly anxious" will appear in 75% of the first 20 comments...

DiM will tell us how good Grant looks in a suit, and that he is a man...

Patrick will mention how the DEN commentators suck...

someone will ask for a link, even though one will just have been posted 5 lines earlier...

Nash will have 6 assists in the first quarter...

Jinx and anti-jinx hijinks will hit BSotS...

Frye will clank 3 threes...

SmokinKieff will say put in Morris, he needs more minutes...

7 commenters will demand that Frye be gone next year...

MMotherwell will quote advanced eStat%Harmonics/WinPlusEfficiency stating Frye's effectiveness...

Beavis will pull something out of his rectal database to support some inane point...

Bassy will come in, the bench will blow the lead, and the hate will ensue...

haremoor will encourage us to keep our heads...

2Nashty will make some comment that only an Egyptian hieroglyphologist can interpret...

Shannon will bring both wow and woe within a 2 minute span before half...

SUNS only down 3 at half...

Scott Howard's new mild optimism, or at least modulated pessimism will continue to astound...

Jim C will comment on something or other, using the words "misogynistic," "pluperfect," "paradigmatic," and "ultrapneumonosilicovolcanooniosis" in one sentence...

The word "the" will have been misspelled 16 times by this point...

Omaha's computer screen will be full of red marks, as he edits everyone's comments...

Juac will ask what's up, ppl...

Ice cream, pickles, and beer will be discussed during halftime, possibly combining all three in a frothy concoction...

maritza will be lost on the wrong thread... again...

The starters will roar ahead in the 3rd quarter...

The bench will nose dive that lead to a negative number...

Joe Wisco will use the word "rollercoaster"...

"Ulcer" and "heart attack" will be mentioned 12 times...

NashMV3 will combat everyone who begins talking of tanking at this point...

Redd and Keef hit threes, Rolo blocks and boards...

The bench builds a lead...

The starters come in, watch Nash get trapped, offense sputters...

Tat boards, Dudley glues, Frye hits an insane behind-the-back bankshot 3, but his toes are on the line...

Shannon dazzles and dumbs in the same minute...

Steve Nash daggers a rainbow jumper over Javale, who scrapes his fingernails on the rafters...

shawndy begins a torrent of "NASHTY!!" comments...

rsavaj will demand Nash's next contract have the words "Phoenix SUN forever" and "in perpetuity" in them...

"SSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS WWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"

Jubilation arises! There is much rejoicing! Squirrels dance!

BrightSiders around the globe bask in the glow of the SUNS' victory and go to bed dreaming of getting the season's 30th win against LAL...

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