The intrepid reporters at the mothership SBNation have announced that "NBA 'Likely' to Have Sponsors Ads on Jerseys in 2013-14 Season" (link). Andy Hutchins states, "The current proposal for jersey ads would be as a small patch on the shoulder, not exactly as obtrusive as a sponsor name across the chest, and could bring in up to $100 million in total."

We at the BrightSide are always pushing the envelope and are sooo far ahead of the cutting edge, so far beyond the event horizon of societal interplay, that we actually can be seen jogging up from the opposite direction! Through our use of Jim Coughenour's psychic predictability powers and NashMV3's amazing Look-Ahead-o-meter, coupled with Beavis' Magic Eightball of Awesomeness, we at BSotS have quantum scanned the future and are pleased to announce the advertisements that will be seen on Phoenix Suniforms in the 2013 season!!

Each player will be wearing a different sponsor:

Shannon Brown will, obviously, be wearing "UPS: What Can Brown Do for You?"

Luis Scola will have an ad for "PepSi COLA-- Live for Now!"

Robin Lopez will have an ad that says: "GREAT CLIPS-- Get the Sideshow Bob Cut!"

Markieef Morris will wear an ad that says: "TIMEX-- it takes a licking and kieef's on ticking!"

Jared Dudley, as Anheuser-Busch reboots their former campaign: "Budweiser-- What's Up?! What Is Up?!?"

Sebastion Telfair: "Sea Bass-- The OTHER Other White Meat."

Channing Frye: "Lockheed Martin Missiles-- Bombs Away!"

Kendall Marshall: "I Can't Believe It's not Butter!"

Michael Beasley: "SHOWTIME: 'Weeds-- The Final Season!'"

Marcin Gortat will wear two ads, one for "Czerw's Kielbasa" and he will also have an "Arm and Hammer" tattoo on his right bicep.

And Goran Dragic will be wearing so many patches that he'll look like a NASCAR driver: "George and Dragon pub," "Dragon-Phoenix Martial Arts club," a host of "Dragon" themed and named Chinese restaurants in Phoenix area, and, of course, D_i_M's own picture stretched across his chest.

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(Even Sarver will make a few bucks by wearing a tie that says: "Pep Boys-- Everything for Less.")

What ads would you like to see on SUNS, or any other team's for that matter, uniforms?