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Hello NBA, the Lakers are not poor.

Stop donating your talent to the Lakers, please. They are not the Goodwill, the Red Cross or the Salvation Army.

Pau Gasol, Steve Nash, Dwight Howard. It's embarrassing.

Give to the needy, not the greedy!

Lakers players were caught panhandling outside Disneyworld today, complaining that Disneyland was old and decrepit and needed new mascots like Dwight Howard.

When the Orlando Magic asked about Andrew Bynum, Andrew mooned them and said he hated Disneyworld.

The Lakers, in spite of the lack of basketball talent to trade back for Dwight Howard, have generously offered lifetime memberships to Disneyland for the Orlando Magic's GM's family, where they can enjoy the rides along with the families of other GMs who have donated to the talent impoverished Lakers.

It is also reported that the families will be entitled to all-you-can-drink soda vouchers, a $1000 value.

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