In America, Super Bowl isn't a sporting event. It's a social and community experience. If you have nothing better to do, come hang out here with your Bright Side friends.
I live in Maryland now, but I'm just not feeling the Baltimore Ravens. I guess I'm just an NFC guy (and National League in baseball) so I've got to go with the Niners. Who you got?
For more great Super Bowl coverage, hit the Super Bowl page where SB Nation has been cranking out tons of quality content.
And while you're waiting, here's ...
* A preview of the game!
* A hilarious on-scene investigation of the deer antler place!
* Full coverage of everything from SB Nation!
* Matt Ufford's awesome, envy-inspiring food tour of New Orleans!
* Jon Bois' discomfiting Super Bowl Party breakdown!
* A drinking primer from Big Bois!
* Former Top Chef contestant Eli Kirshtein's perfect nachos!
* All of the commercials you'll see today!
* Our awesome Niners blog, Niners Nation!
* Our excellent Ravens blog, Baltimore Beatdown!
Have fun, and drink responsibly today and every day.