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A Phoenix Suns Parody: Royals

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Today was my last day of winter break, which gave me some free time. I decided why not make Royals by Lorde with words relating to the Suns from the perspective of the fans. Here it is.
Champions
By: Ryane McDonoughe
Courtesy of Robert Sarver Records Co.

The Suns have never won a title
They two have two trips to the finals, but failures
But we are proud of our history

In Phoenix Town, we have all star envy
'Cause Chad Ford's like
LeBron LeBron
Suns Suck Suns Suck
They'll send
Goran
Off to Sacermento

We don't care, we have Kevin Love in our dreams

But casual fans are like
Phoenix
Is bad
They will start to lose soon
Check out
my KD's
I have tons of swag

We don't care, their success ain't just little a fluke

Someday we will be champs
We have tons of draft picks
Thad Young just ain't for us, we crave a bonafide superstar
We can be the winners
Our GM is called McD
And baby we'll win, we'll win, we'll win
It isn't just a fantasy

McDonough has cracked the code
He stockpiles assets with good deals, in the Summer
And everyone who knows him knows
He'll steal your stars, for players with good Twitters

'Cause Chad Ford's like
LeBron LeBron
Suns Suck Suns Suck
They'll send
Goran
Off to Sacermento

We don't care, we have Kevin Love in our dreams

But casual fans are like
Phoenix
Is bad
They will start to lose soon
Check out
my KD's
I have tons of swag

We don't care, their success ain't just little a fluke

Someday we will be champs
We have tons of draft picks
Thad Young just ain't for us, we crave a bonafide superstar
We can be the winners
Our GM is called McD
And baby we'll win, we'll win, we'll win
It isn't just a fantasy

Oooh Ooooh Oh Oooh
We're better than the pundits believed
And we're in love with the fifth seed
Oooh Oooh Oh Oooh
Life is great as a Suns fan
We aren't listening to Chad Ford

Someday we will be champs
We have tons of draft picks
Thad Young just ain't for us, we crave a bonafide superstar
We can be the winners
Our GM is called McD
And baby we'll win, we'll win, we'll win
It isn't just a fantasy.
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