After the loss to Dallas on Thursday night, I think Mike D'Antoni went a little crazy. Here's his quote as reported from Paul Coro from the Arizona Republic (edited for family viewing):
"The ducks are lined up, but those freaking ducks are Dallas and San Antonio in the way. There are a lot of [dang] mallards out there sniping at our [butt]."
Mike D'Antoni is becoming the quote-master of his era. Here are some others from earlier in the season (from a previous post):
"We're soft as freakin' cupcakes out there."
"What I mind is we haven't got an offensive rebound since 1998."
"We're missing our heart and soul with Raja. He would've probably punched me out."
I thought the cupcakes quote was awesome. Now I'm thinking the ducks quote is even better. Think you can be like D'Antoni? Come up with your own quote in the comments.