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Your Phoenix Sunz
13-8 11-9

7:00 PM Pacific / 9:00 PM Eastern

Temperature: 68F

TV: FSUT, MY45
Probable starters:
Deron Williams
PG Steve Nash
Ronnie Brewer SG Raja Bell
C.J. Miles
SF Matt Barnes
Carlos Boozer PF Amar'e Stoudemire
Mehmet Okur
C Shaq

Wow are you guys ready to lose 5 straight? Me neither. Paolo Bolvin calls the team unwatchable, but I found the fan/media handwringing unwatchable. Our team sucks right now. Own it!

And this isn't normal suckitude, this is deep-to-the-bone suckitude because are not talking about a youn Griz or Balzers team with all upside. We are talking about suckitude on the order of the Traveling Wilburys, the kind of suckitude only an all-star team of has-beens can muster. So much for teaching old dogs new tricks.

Anyway, all of the nonsense about benching players, putting more pressure on them is just outrageous. They are proud veterans used to winning. They care more than you do. I guarantee it.

No messages need to be sent to the players, Porter or Kerr. You can see it in their faces. Now if you're looking for a fire-sale, fine, but the best time to trade players is not after 4 or 5 losses, its after 4 or 5 wins. Instead, now is the time to send all that positive energy and excitement. They'll figure it out. They'll be the best team they can be.

The good news is that this is a home game and the bad news is that Deron Williams and Mehmet Okur are back. Still, I like our odds better with D-Will and Okur than with Energy Solutions.

Suns Ssuckitude compares well with the Traveling Wilburys. All-stars and hall-of-famers of the rock world brought together for like two albums of total suck.

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[Note by Phoenix Stan, 12/06/08 12:50 PM PST ]

Are the Traveling Marbury's worse then this?


Poll

Where are you in dealing with the suck?

This poll is closed

  • 39%
    Anger (Kerr is a General Moron!)
    (45 votes)
  • 9%
    Denial (We can imitate the Spurs. No really!)
    (11 votes)
  • 5%
    Bargaining (Hit ESPN trade zone much?)
    (6 votes)
  • 21%
    Depression (Suns are the 40-year-old virgin going on 42)
    (25 votes)
  • 23%
    Acceptance (We'll get 'em next decade when we have draft picks again)
    (27 votes)
114 votes total Vote Now