From our good friends at Black Jesus Disciples:
Oh how I despise the San Antonio Spurs. Let me count the ways:
-Bruce Bowen's right foot
-Bruce Bowen's left foot
-Bruce Bowen's right knee
-Bruce Bowen's right foot
-Bruce Bowen's left foot
-Bruce Bowen's right knee
it goes on from there...
For the record, I only have enough room in my heart to hate one team that happens to play about 300 miles west of here. I respect the Spurs and what they've done. But the people won't be denied!