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Phoenix Suns Need A New Gorilla! Could That Be You?

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This could be you!
This could be you!

We have a lot of devoted Suns fans on this blog, so I wondered who amongst you would love to attend every Suns home game, represent the Suns in the community, rile up the fans in the stadium and get paid for it!

The down side is that no one can ever see your face or hear your voice, and you can never tell your friends. It's almost as secret as being in the CIA!

What the heck am I talking about, you ask? Why, the Phoenix Suns are hiring a new GORILLA of course!

Mascot - Phoenix Suns (Phoenix, AZ)

Position summary:
Be a world-class performer and ambassador for the Phoenix Suns organization both on the court and at appearances (charities, schools, hospitals, local businesses, etc.). Continue the great Gorilla "Go" tradition of making people smile, leaving them with long-lasting/positive memories, and representing the team with pride and passion. This is a full-time, salaried position reporting to our Vice President, Game Entertainment.

For those of us with a face for radio and a voice for blogging, this could be the most perfect job ever!

Just check out the link to see some of the awesome things you get to do!

Seriously folks, this looks like a kick-ass job. Sure, you need a college degree and some gymnastics background but those can minor obstacles to having one of the best jobs in the NBA. There's only 30 NBA mascots in the country!