The Phoenix Suns, riding high on a six game winning streak, crashed back down to earth with a brutal loss to the Los Angeles Lakers, 115-99. This game was just a beatdown from the beginning and the Suns never really got close after the initial few minutes, save for a brief moment early in the second quarter.
The Suns looked completely out of sorts and it often appeared as if they were sleepwalking through game. Therefore, I decided it was only fitting I write this recap under the heavy influence of NyQuil (my medicine of choice to deal with a flu-like illness as well as Suns-induced symptoms of disgust and nausea.
This game sucked.
In my preview for the game, I poked fun at Chris Kaman pretending to nap on the Lakers' bench during a game several weeks ago. Well, he decided to go ahead and have his best game of the season today. Right from the start, Kaman looked active and energized, firing shot after shot early in the game and simply taking Miles Plumlee to school. In fact, it was the Suns who looked like they were laying down early, as they just couldn't get into an offensive rhythm and made matters worse by playing putrid defense against the juggernauts on LA's roster.
Goran Dragic was the only Sun that played anything that resembled the sport of basketball in the early going--while The Dragon went 3-5 in the first, the non-Slovenian players on the Suns shot 17%. Phoenix shot just 25% as a whole against the second-worst defense in the NBA and they found themselves trailing 26-15 after one.
The Suns began the second period on a better note and managed to cut the Lakers lead to just three after a three-pointer from Marcus Morris.
With Phoenix trailing 31-28, I decided to head to the pharmacy to purchase some NyQuil because I don't like being sick. As I was checking out, I pulled up the score on my phone and saw the Suns were trailing by 18. I contemplated purchasing some Crown Royal as well to
destroy my memories of this game enjoy its great, smooth taste. But alas, I just bought extra NyQuil to prepare for the second half. I have no idea what happened in the second quarter but I imagine it went something like this:
One would expect the Phoenix Suns (who have shown the ability to adjust and come back from setbacks all season) to come out angry and aggressive in the second half to try and attack the Lakers and their 18 point lead. One would also expect Jordan Hill's hair to be a physical impossibility...but one would be wrong in both these instances.
The following stretch at the start of the third quarter tragically sums up the entire game:
On the first possession of the second half, the Suns committed a 24 second shot clock violation (because, you know, when one of the worst teams in the NBA outscores you by 18 in one half and you spend halftime reviewing what went wrong and where to make adjustments, failing to even put up a shot on the very first possession of the second half is a wonderfully sound strategy).
Then Chris Kaman scored again.
Then Channing Frye missed a contested jumpshot.
Then Kendall Marshall made an extremely awkward jump-layup in typical Kendall Marshall format.
Then PJ Tucker missed a wide open three pointer.
Then PJ Tucker fouled Kent Bazemore on a three point attempt. Kent Bazemore.
Then I realized I couldn't breathe out of my nose so I took some NyQuil--also, I wanted to get a better sense of what it felt like to be as loopy as the Phoenix Suns looked to be tonight.
After winning the third period 31-28, the Suns faced a 15 point deficit heading into the fourth. They managed to cut the lead to 10 or so at one point, but never really made it interesting. Chris Kaman (28 points and 17 rebounds!!!!!!), Jodie Meeks (22 points) and Kendall Marshall (13 points and 11 assists) were just too much for the Suns to overcome.*
*Writing that last sentence made me want to throw up.
- This was probably Eric Bledsoe's worst game since returning from injury. He looked totally out of sync with the offense, often pressed too much and his shot was as off as I've ever seen it. He finished with 10 points and 4 assists (thanks to an 8-11 effort from the free throw line) but shot just 1-9 from the field and turned the ball over 4 times.
- Goran Dragic, Gerald Green, the Morris twins and Ish Smith were the only Suns players that had better-than-terrible games tonight, and even most of them had below-average nights. The rest of the team was pretty much awful.
- The Suns shot 38.5% from the field and 22.2% from three, while giving up a 53% shooting night to LA. Ugly.
- The Suns let Ryan Kelly get an and-one dunk today. UGLY.
- This is a photoshop I made before the game of Miles Plumlee and Jordan Hill with their hairstyles swapped. I probably spent more effort on this than the Suns exerted in a 48 minute NBA game, and I spent very minimal effort on this: