Markieff Morris trade rumors becoming out of hand

So, this is getting odd:

"Girlfriend confirms Morris likes long walks on the beach. Miami and LAL in talks for move" #FakeKeefTradeRumors

— Sam Barloga (@SamBarloga) December 16, 2015

Sources: Morris set on following Drake's msg to start wearing more & going out less. Trade to Milwaukee imminent @SamBarloga @BrightSideSun

— RefugeesStillWelcome (@Kaleb_M_Carter) December 16, 2015

"Sources confirm Morris listens to Drake; Toronto enters talks with Phoenix, per report" #FakeKeefTradeRumors

— Sam Barloga (@SamBarloga) December 16, 2015

Morris impressed with Rand Paul and Chris Christie at debate, requests trade to Kentucky Colonels or New Jersey Nets. #FakeKeefTradeRumors

— Keith Scheessele (@BSUKeith) December 16, 2015

Sixers offer Liberty Bell, rights to Allen Iverson's career to Phoenix for Morris; management mulling offer. #FakeKeefTradeRumors

— Keith Scheessele (@BSUKeith) December 16, 2015

"Per report: Morris rents Sharknado 3. What could this mean for the Mavs?" #FakeKeefTradeRumors

— Move Left Now! (@MoveLeftNow) December 16, 2015

"Morris folds pizza in half; could be with Knicks by Friday." #FakeKeefTradeRumors

— Move Left Now! (@MoveLeftNow) December 16, 2015

Want to get in on the fun? Tweet your craziest Markieff Morris trade ideas using the hashtag, #FakeKeefTradeRumors.

Update: Your tweets:

Morris seen buying umbrella. May be preparing for rainy weather. Trade to Seattle Supersonics imminent. #FakeKeefTradeRumors

— Andy Buckland (@AndyBuckDawg) December 16, 2015

@AndyBuckDawg @SamBarloga #FakeKeefTradeRumors "SOURCES: Morris spotted at local Staples store to buy pens; Clips, Lakers interested."

— James H. Jimenez (@AVKingJames) December 16, 2015

Markieff Morris spotted ordering a Whopper at Burger King. Trade to Sacramento eminent. #FakeKeefTradeRumors

— Marvin Whitson (@dancinmachine54) December 16, 2015

Morris @ the mall purchasing natural Wisconsin cheese and smoked sausages. Trade to @Bucks said to happen by end of day #FakeKeefTradeRumors

— Rob St. McGoodbody (@drhotrobby) December 16, 2015

Markeif seen at airport after learning assault charge carry a 2 year min sentence; expect him playing in China league #FakeKeefTradeRumors

— Joe B (@joenikorami) December 16, 2015

Sauces: Suns in final stages of talks with Globetrotters on Keef for Lemon trade. #FakeKeefTradeRumors #TradingLemons

— Jarrod Cohea (@JarrodsBrain) December 16, 2015

Markieff Morris and 4 yellow gummy bears have been traded for Peja Stojakovic and Ime Idoku's birth mark #FakeKeefTradeRumors

— Brent Mcmertroot (@theboiroy) December 16, 2015

#FakeKeefTradeRumors