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So, how about that football game that footballed on Sunday? It sure was a game of football! And ugly. And boring. And congratulations to the Denver Broncos.
In other news:
* Earl Watson -- in defiance of all that is holy -- continues to heap praise on Markieff Morris.
* Kung Fu Panda is chopsticking the hell out of all comers at the box office.
* Some caucus and election stuff is happening in Iowa and New Hampshire. Coin tosses for everyone!
* Beyonce broke the damn universe by dropping a new single and world tour schedule over the weekend.
What's in your wallet?